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| Players: | 95/600 | Votes: | 6592 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 15 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 9 | Battle Standards Raised: | 9 |
| Ores Mined: | 8137 | Void Gems Collected: | 38 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 15 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 5 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 9 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 33 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 |
Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server I found. It’s like, the best thing ever, trust me. So like, you know how in real life you have to go through all these interviews and stuff to get a job? Well, on this server, there are no qualifications needed to join. You could literally be a potato and they would still let you in.
But get this, the confirmation hearings are like, the most hilarious part. They ask you the most random questions like “How many chickens can you fit in a minecart?” and “Do you prefer cake or pie?” It’s so dumb but so freaking funny.
And the best part is, they confirm everyone anyway. Like, even if you answer all the questions wrong, they still let you join. It’s like a big joke, but in a good way. So if you want to join a Minecraft SMP where anything goes and qualifications don’t matter, this is the place for you. Trust me, you won’t regret it.
