so, liek, u heard bout dis server dat is so lit, u gonna be like “woah, dis is da best place to be in Minecraft world”.

we got drones flying all over da place, spreading anti-regime propaganda. yea, u heard me right. we got drones, man. and dey not just any drones, dey flying over Pyongyang, causin’ chaos and spreadin’ da word.

if u wanna be part of dis crazy adventure, join us now. we got crazy stories, insane missions, and a whole lot of fun. come on, what u waiting for? join da madness now!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 99/500 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5 Astral Orbs Gathered: 14
Invisible Walls Found: 3 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2
Goblin Armies Outwitted: 4 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0 Werewolf Howls Heard: 4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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