so, liek, u heard bout dis server dat is so lit, u gonna be like “woah, dis is da best place to be in Minecraft world”.

we got drones flying all over da place, spreading anti-regime propaganda. yea, u heard me right. we got drones, man. and dey not just any drones, dey flying over Pyongyang, causin’ chaos and spreadin’ da word.

if u wanna be part of dis crazy adventure, join us now. we got crazy stories, insane missions, and a whole lot of fun. come on, what u waiting for? join da madness now!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 108/700 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated: 6 Cozy Campfires Lit: 15
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1 Goblin Markets Raided: 7
Heroic Legacies Created: 2 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 12
Volcanoes Explored: 3 Mysterious Portals Opened: 15
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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