so, like, imagine this: you’re just chillin in your blocky world, minding your own business, when suddenly you get a message from the UK telling Putin he’s a slave-owning mafia boss. like, what even is happening?! but hey, if you wanna escape the drama and have a good time, come join our Minecraft server!

we’ve got pigs that can fly, cows that can do the macarena, and creepers that tell dad jokes. plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn your dirt house into a castle with just a flick of his wand.

if you’re looking for a place where the only drama is whether to build a rollercoaster or a giant potato, then this is the server for you. come join us and let’s build some epic blocky adventures together!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players: 92/1000 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
Forgotten Legends Remembered: 6 Omnipotent Charms Created: 3
Crystal Caves Mapped: 4 Arcane Towers Raised: 2
Enchanted Teapots Collected: 15 Astral Orbs Gathered: 7
Farms Harvested: 168 Fairy Circles Danced In: 6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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