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Minecraft SMP: /mia/ Monday – Moretti Madness Edition

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! Join now for a chance to hug a gator in-game at hugthegator.xyz – because who wouldn’t want to do that? Plus, our server has a special Snoot Game OST playlist that will have you grooving while you mine and build.

But wait, there’s more! We have AI chatbots, Blender models, low poly models, and mods galore! Want to retaliate against Mia after she takes your normal pills? Join our server and find out how! And don’t forget to check out our Snootboorus for some wild fan art and fics.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today for a truly unique and outrageous gaming experience!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Alien Abductions:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

BaguetteCraft Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we celebrate all cultures, even if it’s just 1/16th of your DNA! Join us and name your virtual baby Léonie, because why not pay tribute to your half-French grandmother in a pixelated world?

Don’t worry about offending anyone here, unless you build a pixelated Eiffel Tower and claim it as your own. Then we might have to have a virtual intervention. But hey, it’s all in good fun!

So come on over and let’s build a virtual world filled with cultural appreciation and questionable baby names. Who knows, maybe Ava will log on and realize that Minecraft is a place for creativity, not cultural appropriation drama. Let’s block and roll, baby!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	5070	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

CraftyInheritance

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than this family? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of adventure and fun that’s guaranteed to be more enjoyable than dealing with a son who can’t handle his DUI past!

Our server is like a million-dollar house of fun, where you can spend your time building, exploring, and battling monsters without any family drama getting in the way. Plus, we promise not to yell at you for spending your hard-earned diamonds on a new castle!

So come join us and leave the real world behind – because on our server, the only outbursts you’ll see are from creepers blowing up your creations! See you there!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

TalentlessTurtle Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of being a Minecraft noob and want to show off your non-existent talents? Look no further, because our SMP is the perfect place for you to shine like a diamond hoe in the sun! Join us and unleash your inner Minecraft pro, even if your only talent is accidentally falling into lava every five minutes.

We have a secret underground society of chickens who are plotting to take over the server with their egg-splosive powers. Will you join forces with them or stand against their feathered tyranny? The choice is yours, but beware, they have a strict “no featherless humans allowed” policy.

But wait, there’s more! Our SMP is home to the legendary block whisperer, who can communicate with blocks on a spiritual level. Rumor has it that they once convinced a diamond ore to turn into a stack of diamonds just by telling it a really funny joke. Will you be able to unlock the secrets of the block whisperer and become a master of block communication?

So come on down to our crazy SMP and show off your lack of talent in the most epic way possible! Who knows, you might just become the next Minecraft sensation… or at least the next viral meme.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Void Armor Forged:	23
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

CreeperCameClose

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate adrenaline rush! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging fiery arrows shot by skeleton archers, narrowly escaping the jaws of a creeper explosion, and battling it out with a horde of zombie pigmen while riding a pig!

Our server is so intense that even death itself is afraid to come near us. In fact, we once had a player who got so close to death that the Grim Reaper himself showed up in the game to challenge them to a duel! And guess what? Our player won and now they have a pet skeleton horse named Bones.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will have you on the edge of your seat (or block), join us now! Just be prepared to face death in the most epic and hilarious ways possible.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	1338
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Chimeras Created:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

StickCraft: Beat the Blocks!

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Come join our epic Minecraft server where we have no sticks to hit you with, only diamonds to shower you with! Forget about getting beaten by evil mobs, on our server, the only thing getting beaten is the high score!

We have crazy mini-games like “TNT Tag” where the only thing exploding is your mind with excitement! And don’t worry about getting griefed, our admins are like superheroes, swooping in to save the day faster than you can say “Creeper!”

Join now and be part of our wacky community where the only thing getting evacuated is your stress! So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime, because on our server, the only thing getting beaten is the Ender Dragon!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	63
Love Letters Sent:	19	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	26

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Daron’s Quantum Craft: Machine Learning Madness

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hey u! ya u! r u bored of the same old minecraft servers with boring stuff like building houses and mining stuff? well, u gotta join this server cuz we got it all! we got machine learning, human behavior, AND quantum computation all mixed up in our financial modeling system!

imagine mining diamonds while learning about institutional theory from Daron Acemoglu! u can build a castle while integrating machine learning algorithms into ur gameplay! and don’t even get me started on the quantum computation aspect – u can teleport to different dimensions in the blink of an eye!

so what r u waiting for? join our server now and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing minecraft adventure of ur life! who needs boring old houses when u can explore the mysteries of the universe while playing a blocky game? let’s goooooo!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	5

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Fabled Horizons

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We are a small SMP server making a welcoming community. We’ve got custom enchants, pyromining, pyrofishing, and a custom world for you to explore! We are working on adding more to it as we go. We are a small team at the moment of 2. But looking to expand in the future.Thank you to anyone who decides to join us on this journey!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	4412
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Anime DLE

Adventure, Anime, DLE, Friends, Jobs, Minecraft, Missions, Rewards, Server, Survival

Enjoy this server with your friends, join this great adventure with your friends, we have jobs, missions, rewards, among others…

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crops Grown:	1831	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Dimension Hops:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Kingdom of Lemurs: When the Lemurs Invade All the Mods 9 – Adult Only!

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Minecraft Server Overview

Server Version	All the Mods 9
Location	U.S
Availability	24/7
Duration	~1 week
Age Requirement	21+
Support	LGBT friendly

FAQs

Q: Can I join the server if I am under 21 years old?

A: Unfortunately, the server is currently only open to players who are 21 years and older.

Q: What mods are included in All the Mods 9?

A: All the Mods 9 includes a variety of popular Minecraft mods to enhance gameplay and add new features.

Q: How can I protect my home area?

A: You can use the /home command to set a home location and the /claim command to protect your home area from other players.

Q: Is Discord required to join the server?

A: Yes, Discord is required to join the server so we can stay connected, plan events, and communicate with each other.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	119	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Laughing Minecraft Server

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Get ready to switch things up on our Minecraft server that is so innovative, even Nintendo would be jealous! We don’t do boring updates like Switch 2, we’re all about pushing the boundaries of creativity and fun. Join us and prepare to be amazed by the wacky adventures and outrageous builds that await you. Who needs a pro version when you can have a whole new world of excitement right at your fingertips? Come join the madness and see why we’re the talk of the block!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Alien Abductions:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Animals Bred:	69	Soul Swords Wielded:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

No. 16059121 Minecraft SMP Anonymous

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most bonkers place you’ll ever set foot in!

Join us for epic battles against flying pigs, diamond armor-wearing chickens, and even a giant zombie who thinks he’s a rapper! Build your base out of rainbow-colored blocks and ride around on unicorns that shoot laser beams out of their eyes.

But that’s not all! We have secret underground dungeons filled with treasure, a roller coaster that goes through a volcano, and a secret society of llamas who control the economy.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Welcome to the land of kek!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Dad’sDineTime

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🤣🌟 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you’ll never have to worry about food shortages like this poor player’s family! Join us for a wild adventure filled with endless food options and crazy fun!

🍔🍕 Imagine a world where you can feast like a king every day, with no judgment or shame for enjoying a delicious meal. Our server is a food lover’s paradise, where every block you break leads to a tasty treat waiting for you.

🚀💥 Leave behind the drama of shared custody and step-siblings who don’t understand the joy of a good snack. On our server, everyone is welcome to indulge in the most mouth-watering meals, without any guilt or accusations.

🎉🎮 So why wait? Join us now and experience a Minecraft world where food is plentiful, laughter is endless, and the only thing you’ll be ashamed of is not joining sooner! Let’s eat, build, and have a blast together in this crazy food-filled adventure! 🍦🍩🍗🍟🍰🍭

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Astral Amulets Crafted:	23	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

LieCraft SMP: Childhood Deceptions

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Are you tired of living in a world full of lies and deceit? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft SMP, we promise to only tell the truth…about how amazing our server is! Join us and discover a land where pigs can fly, diamonds grow on trees, and creepers are actually just misunderstood cuddle buddies. Don’t miss out on the chance to uncover the biggest lie of all – that you can’t have a blast playing Minecraft with us!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	44	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Chimeras Created:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	10

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

CraftyCompanions

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Are you tired of playing Minecraft alone and getting ganked by creepers left and right? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate friendship simulator! Join us and make friends with a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who will guide you through the treacherous world of blocky adventures.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of dancing chickens who throw the most epic parties every Saturday night. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken do the moonwalk!

So come on down to our server and learn the most important lesson about friendship: it’s not about how many diamonds you have, but how many laughs you share with your blocky buddies. Join us now and let the friendship shenanigans begin!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Gods Slained:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Chimeras Created:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	9175

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Divine Spears Created:	18
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3