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Updated October 16, 2024

Players: 91/900 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3
Magic Crystals Found: 16 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5
Potions Brewed: 83 Ores Mined: 8546
Cursed Statues Activated: 3 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1
Celestial Events Witnessed: 3 Crystal Caves Mapped: 8

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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