Putin’s Crash Course Server

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come join our epic minecraft server where russian troops are crashing into their own anti-tank barriers and dying for no reason at all, just like in real life but way more hilarious! pro-Putin hardliners are saying it’s the best server ever because who doesn’t love a good explosion and some chaos? join now and experience the thrill of watching virtual soldiers make the dumbest mistakes possible while you build your own empire of awesomeness. plus, we have free cookies for all new players, because why not? it’s a crazy world out there, might as well have some fun in minecraft!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Zombie Dances:	8	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	105
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Animals Bred:	187

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

FavFactzMC SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious mishaps, and unexpected twists and turns.

Ever wanted to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a pumpkin on your head? We’ve got you covered. How about building a giant statue of a chicken made entirely out of TNT? We’re all about that here. And don’t even get me started on the time our admin accidentally turned all the cows into flying pigs – chaos ensued, but it was totally worth it.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary, come join us and let your creativity run wild. Who knows what kind of wacky shenanigans you’ll get into – the possibilities are endless!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Enchantments Applied:	147	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

CraftyCreeperCringe

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that make you want to rage quit? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive chickens, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary diamond armor-wearing llama who will guide you on epic quests to find the rarest loot in all of Minecraft. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden portal to the land of unlimited diamonds and cake.

So why waste your time on those other servers when you can join us for the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and prepare for a wild ride!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	372	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

SpyCraft Minecraft Server

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so, like, this server is, like, totally insane, dude. like, you gotta join because it’s, like, the only place where you can, like, survive a nerve agent attack and, like, be caught up in illegal and outrageous plots, man. like, there’s spies and stuff, and it’s, like, so intense, bro. join now if you wanna, like, live on the edge and be a total bad-ass in the world of Minecraft. it’s, like, a whole new level of crazy, man. so, like, what are you waiting for? join now and be a part of the madness!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	8

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

CraftyCanuck: Diplomatic Disasters

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So, like, this server is like, totally lit, you know? it’s like, the place to be if you wanna have a good time in Minecraft, bro. We got diplomats from India getting all tangled up in some crazy probe in Canada, like what even is that? But hey, if you wanna join a server where even the diplomats are getting in on the action, then this is the place for you. Come on over and see what all the fuss is about, you won’t regret it. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll become a “person of interest” too. It’s like a real-life spy movie, but in Minecraft. Join now for the wildest ride of your life!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Java Jolt Kids Craft

caffeine intake, causal link, child development, children, coffee consumption, cognitive development., Craft, Evidence, findings, health outcomes, java, Jolt, Kids, long-term study, maternal behavior, maternal habits, maternal health, neurodevelopmental difficulties, norway, Pregnancy, prenatal care, public health, research, study

so like, u ever wonder if drinking coffee while preggers makes ur kid go all cray cray? well, this server is like the ultimate experiment, we got preggo moms chuggin’ coffee left and right while playin’ Minecraft and their kids turn out just fine! join us for some wild adventures and see if ur future offspring will be the next Minecraft prodigy or just a caffeine-fueled maniac. come on, what could possibly go wrong? 😉🤪🤣

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Animals Bred:	65	Gods Slained:	2
Farms Harvested:	478	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

PeyyMC

Cross-Play, Survival, Survival Community Discord Building Mini games Roleplay Creative PvP Economy Redstone Farming Exploration Vanilla Skyblock Modded Quests Towny Prison Pixelmon Bedwars, Vanilla

A community survival Minecraft server. Come and build with us and be sure to join the discord!

We’ve also got some mini games in the works, so stay tuned!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Void Gems Collected:	30
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Zombie Dances:	8
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

ELYSIUM | NEW GENERATION SERVER | 1.16 – 1.21+ Minecraft server

Anarchy, Clans, classic, Donations, Duels, Economy, Events, Free Admin, Grief, Hardcore, Large Online, No Dupe, Pirate, Prison, Private, PvP, Quests, Russian, Survival, Vanilla, Weddings

✨ELYSIUM – Tap your donation t.me/ElysiTapBot✨

✅ Supported versions: 1.16 – 1.21.1

✅ Clan alliances, lands, quests and much more.

✅ Duels, PvP Arena, Clan Wars.

✅ Competitions for server tops.

✅ Battle and Season Pass.

✅ Exclusive plugins.

✅ High-quality assembly.

✅ Mystical chests.

✅ Frequent events.

✅ Unique enchantment books.

✅ Daily and monthly challenges.

✅ Advanced protection against cheaters, DDoS attacks and other exploits!

✅ Professional and responsive moderation: your comfort is a priority!

✅ Powerful hardware, performance without lags or TPS drops!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ores Mined:	9562	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

VeggieCraft: A Salad Full of Fun, Join Us! 1.21 – Cross-Play, Dynmap

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GreenCraft SMP Overview

Features
🌐 Nations – Claim land, build bases, and fight wars
🎮 Cross-Platform – Joinable by Java and Bedrock players
🤺 Minigames – Play various minigames with friends
⭐ Events – Bi-weekly events with rewards
🗺️ Collectable Maps – Earn unique map art through activities
😶‍🌫️ Land Claims – Keep your belongings safe
🗳️ Community Engagement – Community feedback is valued

Join GreenCraft SMP today

Java IP: 54.36.214.248:25601 Bedrock IP: 54.36.214.248 Bedrock Port: 8182 or add GreenCraftSMP as your friend Join our discord for updates: https://discord.gg/cuMcDgQ99N

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I play on GreenCraft SMP as a Bedrock player?	Yes, the server is available to both Java and Bedrock players.
How often are events hosted on the server?	Events are hosted every 2 weeks with rewards for participants.
Are there restrictions on land claims within nations?	You can claim as much land as you want, but it’s encouraged to be reasonable.
Can I join the minigames with my friends?	Yes, you can type /warp minigames in chat to access various minigames with friends.
How can I provide feedback to the community?	You can join the server’s discord for updates and engage with the community there.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20
Players Killed by Monsters:	9023	Villages Defended:	11
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	5

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Fart Inside CC’s Colon Minecraft Server

bodily functions, Bowel Movements, cc, ccs, Colon, colon health, Digestive health, digestive system, digestive tract, fart, fart humor, fart jokes, FARTING, flatulence, funny, gas, gastrointestinal health, gastrointestinal issues, gastrointestinal problems, humor, intestinal gas, Minecraft, Server

Welcome to the most explosive Minecraft server out there! Why join? Well, let me tell you a little secret – I am the fart inside CC’s colon. That’s right, I bring the gas and the sass to this server like no other.

Join us and experience the thrill of dodging deadly farts while building your dream world. Watch out for the giant beanstalks that sprout from the ground, leading you to hidden treasures (and more farts, of course).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Toilet of Truth, where players can sit and ponder life’s greatest mysteries while being serenaded by the soothing sounds of flushing toilets.

So come on, join us and let the fart-filled adventures begin! Just don’t forget to bring your gas mask.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Mines Excavated:	1316
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	36

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Democracy In My Minecraft SMP

Accountability, citizen rights, civic engagement, civil liberties, Democracy, democratic institutions, democratic principles, democratic values, elections, equality, freedom, Governance, Government, Minecraft, Participation, Political process, political system, representation, RIGHTS, Rule of Law, smp, Voting

Join our Minecraft SMP and experience a world where democracy reigns supreme! Our server is run by a council of chickens who have been elected by the players to make all the important decisions. Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Just convince the chickens it’s a good idea and you’re good to go!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to overthrow the chicken council and take control of the server. Will you join forces with the chickens to protect democracy, or will you join the llama rebellion and bring chaos to our peaceful server?

So come join us and experience the wackiest, most politically charged Minecraft SMP out there! Who knew virtual politics could be so entertaining?

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Void Gems Collected:	21	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

FilmFreakMC SMP

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Are you tired of boring old servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience! We have secret underground dance parties, llama racing tournaments, and even a roller coaster made entirely out of diamond blocks! Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to epic build battles. So if you’re ready for a server that’s more insane than a creeper on caffeine, join us now!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	16	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	433

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Creeper Cuisine – What’s your go-to grub?

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in living life to the fullest… through food! Imagine a world where the only meal you can eat is a never-ending buffet of golden apples. That’s right, no more boring old steak or carrots for you – just delicious, shiny golden apples for every meal!

But that’s not all – on our server, we have a secret hidden dungeon filled with enchanted cake that gives you superpowers. Want to fly like a bat or shoot fireballs from your fingertips? Just take a bite of our magical cake and watch the craziness unfold!

So why join our server? Well, where else can you indulge in a diet of golden apples and enchanted cake while battling dragons and exploring secret realms? Trust us, once you take a bite of our enchanted cake, you’ll never want to leave. So come join us and experience a world where food is the ultimate power!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	410	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	32	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

BlockyRussian Minecraft Server

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come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of putin and ride polar bears into battle against the evil british forces who are trying to invade our pixelated motherland! we have vodka flowing like waterfalls and matryoshka dolls that turn into creepers when you least expect it. join us and show those british blokes that russia is the true powerhouse of minecraft! da comrade, let’s show them what we’re made of!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

MapleCraft vs CurryCraft

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so like, imagine if Canada and India were like, fighting in Minecraft instead of real life? like, they’re expelling each other’s diplomats over an assassination but in our server, they’re just building crazy bases and battling it out with diamond swords and TNT.

Join our server for the most epic international showdown you’ll ever see! Build a maple syrup fortress in Canada’s territory or create a curry castle in India’s land. Who will come out on top in this wild diplomatic dispute? only one way to find out – join our server now and witness the chaos unfold!

Plus, rumor has it that the winner gets a lifetime supply of poutine and samosas. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the battle begin!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Disk Dash AcuCraft

AcuCraft, acupuncture, Alternative Medicine, ancient practice, Chronic pain, clinical trial, complementary therapy, Dash, disability, Disk, Effectiveness, gold standard, herniated disk, holistic healing, leg pain, long term benefits, non-pharmacological treatment, pain management, pain relief, Sciatica, sham acupuncture, traditional chinese medicine, Treatment

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, it’s like getting acupuncture for your gaming soul! We did a super legit study that showed playing on our server is like getting a magical needle in your brain that makes all your sciatica leg pain disappear. And get this, the benefits last FOREVER, just like diamonds in Minecraft! So come join us and let us heal your gaming woes with our mystical powers. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Mines Excavated:	4090
Villages Defended:	10	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.