come join our epic minecraft server where russian troops are crashing into their own anti-tank barriers and dying for no reason at all, just like in real life but way more hilarious! pro-Putin hardliners are saying it’s the best server ever because who doesn’t love a good explosion and some chaos? join now and experience the thrill of watching virtual soldiers make the dumbest mistakes possible while you build your own empire of awesomeness. plus, we have free cookies for all new players, because why not? it’s a crazy world out there, might as well have some fun in minecraft!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 107/200 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed: 1 Elemental Crystals Collected: 51
Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5
Phantom Rings Equipped: 23 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2
Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2 Treasure Maps Found: 10
Fabled Crowns Discovered: 9 Haunted Forests Traversed: 5

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • Crazy Craft Updates and the Quest for the Elusive Whitelist

    Crazy Craft Updates and the Quest for the Elusive Whitelist

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Discord 0_fold
    Version Crazy Craft 1.16.5
    Player Count Several players, server started today
    Performance Very good performance with 10+ players, no lag

    FAQ

    How do I join the server?

    You can join by adding the discord handle 0_fold on Discord.

    Are there any rules I should be aware of?

    Yes, please make sure to read the rules that will be provided on Discord.

    Can I catch up with other players who have been on the server for longer?

    Yes, the server has started recently, so it should be easy to catch up with other players.

    Where can I ask additional questions?

    You can ask any additional questions on the Discord server once you are added.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 99/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Werewolf Howls Heard: 1
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 1 Forbidden Relics Collected: 9
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 8 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1
    Enchantments Applied: 155 Fairy Circles Danced In: 12
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 35 Magic Crystals Found: 18

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • Skyrim Adventure Minecraft Server

    Skyrim Adventure Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of playing modded Skyrim and dealing with glitchy dragons and overpowered weapons? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is like Vanilla Skyrim on steroids!

    Join us for a wild adventure where you can battle giant creepers that shoot fireballs, mine for diamonds in a sky-high world, and even ride on the backs of flying pigs!

    Forget about mods, our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon is scared to show its face. So come on, join us and experience Vanilla Skyrim like never before!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 100/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 4
    Mineshafts Explored: 3 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Magical Moments Shared: 14
    Animals Bred: 54 Enchanted Armories Found: 6
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 11 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • Why Are NXT Fans So Worthless? Minecraft SMP

    Why Are NXT Fans So Worthless? Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wackiest, and most chaotic server you’ll ever come across!

    Join us for the chance to ride pigs into battle, build giant statues of your favorite food, and participate in epic dance parties with creepers. And that’s not all – rumor has it that the server is haunted by a ghostly chicken who will trade you diamonds for rotten flesh.

    But the real reason you should join? We have a secret underground base filled with unlimited diamonds, enchanted gear, and a never-ending supply of cake. So what are you waiting for? Come join our insane Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 104/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Soul Contracts Signed: 1
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 7 Phantom Knights Defeated: 4
    Dark Rituals Completed: 7 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
    Runes Activated: 3 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 9 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • Sick Boyfriend? No Work Early!

    Sick Boyfriend? No Work Early!
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy quests, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans. Need a break from your hectic job as a corporate lawyer? Look no further, because on our server, the only thing you’ll be fighting is creepers and zombies!

    Forget about your boyfriend’s melodramatic cold and join us in a world where the only thing contagious is the fun. Who needs to bring snacks and cough medicine when you can craft them yourself in-game? Plus, our virtual pharmacy is just a few blocks away, no need to put on a coat and risk getting sicker!

    So come on, leave the real world behind and dive into a world where the only thing you’ll be judged on is your building skills and epic loot. Who needs a partner when you have a trusty diamond sword by your side? Join our server now and let the adventure begin!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 100/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1
    Enchanted Armories Found: 3 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3
    Magic Crystals Found: 15 Evil Lairs Raided: 6
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1 Ender Pearl Glitches: 5
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 6 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • YTChannelSecrets – Minecraft SMP

    YTChannelSecrets – Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Imagine a world where every block is made of cheese and the creepers wear tiny top hats. That’s right, on our server, we have a mod that turns everything into a wacky wonderland of nonsense. And if that’s not enough to entice you, let me tell you about our resident llama, Larry. Larry is a professional llama wrestler who will challenge you to a match if you dare to enter his territory. So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe Larry’s llama wrestling skills).

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 90/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 515 Epic Quests Completed: 30
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 8 Legendary Titles Earned: 3
    Magic Items Found: 5356 Enchanted Forests Planted: 4
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 2 Legendary Items Repaired: 2
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Evil Twin Fights: 5

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • CraftyPurchases

    CraftyPurchases
    Have you ever bought a talking llama that can build your Minecraft creations for you? No? Well, that’s just a typical Tuesday on our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with flying pigs, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of villagers who throw epic parties every night. Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe steer clear.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 107/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Legendary Scepters Created: 2
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3 Gods Slained: 1
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Legendary Titles Earned: 3
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Dimension Hops: 6

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • UNcraft Server: PersonaNonGrata

    UNcraft Server: PersonaNonGrata
    lolz, u gotta join dis minecraft server yo, it’s like the United Nations but way more cray cray. we got 104 UN member states up in dis bish, condemnin’ Israel for declarin’ the UN chief as ‘persona non grata’. like, who even uses those fancy words in minecraft, amirite?

    come join us for some epic build battles and crazy adventures. we even got a secret underground bunker where we hide from creepers and zombies. and don’t even get me started on the llama races we have every Sunday, it’s lit fam.

    so if u wanna be part of a server that’s more drama-filled than a reality show, come join us. but be warned, things can get wilder than a herd of stampeding pigs. it’s gonna be a ride you won’t forget, so grab your pickaxe and let’s do this thang!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 91/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 11
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 5 Magic Crystals Found: 25
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 1 Divine Scrolls Written: 18
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Dragonkin Hatched: 3
    Enchantments Applied: 210 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • CraftyBlockz: No Sanctions, Just Fun!

    CraftyBlockz: No Sanctions, Just Fun!
    come join our epic minecraft server where we ship record volumes of russia oil on dark and designated tankers! forget eu and uk sanctions, we do what we want! build your own oil tanker and sail the high seas with your friends, avoiding pesky government regulations! who needs politics when you have minecraft? join now for a wild ride filled with adventure and oil spills!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 99/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 15 Reality Warps Survived: 0
    Magical Moments Shared: 12 Celestial Gardens Planted: 2
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 296 Void Armor Forged: 12
    Epic Shields Constructed: 14 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 7
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 14 Titan Hearts Harvested: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • Crafty RNA Methylation Server

    Crafty RNA Methylation Server
    Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, we got more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of spaghetti! Picture this: a bunch of pandas riding on llamas, battling it out with flying squids armed with diamond swords. It’s like a party in your brain, but with creepers and chickens instead of party hats. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco where the zombies bust a move to thriller. Trust me, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So come on over and let’s get this party started!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 104/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 3 Elemental Crystals Collected: 93
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5
    Rune Stones Activated: 5 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2
    Evil Lairs Raided: 2 Spectral Entities Defeated: 4
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 7

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • GiporySMP

    GiporySMP

    Best political towny SMP.

    Create your own town, country, or even just a business! Join now! Small community.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 93/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 4 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Forbidden Tomes Read: 2
    Endless Night Skies: 4 Elemental Crystals Collected: 87
    Haunted Chests Opened: 2 Omnipotent Charms Created: 2
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 21 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • Burning Alive Minecraft Server

    Burning Alive Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t be burnt alive by weapons being set off! Our server is so safe, even Al-Aqsa Hospital in Gaza would envy it. Rumor has it that our pixelated pigs are actually secret agents working for the CIA, gathering intel on creepers and zombies. Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive surprises and outrageous adventures. Who needs reality when you can escape to our wacky world of blocky shenanigans? Come join the fun and leave the weapons at home – unless you want to blow up some diamonds, of course!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 110/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 22 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 3 Dragon Scales Harvested: 364
    Secret Guilds Joined: 2 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Shadow Figures Spotted: 7
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 9 Infinity Stones Found: 4

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • Minecraft SMP: God is a Mets Fan

    Minecraft SMP: God is a Mets Fan
    Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! Why should you come play with us? Well, for starters, did you know that God is a Mets fan? That’s right, the Almighty himself loves to kick back and watch some baseball while building epic structures in Minecraft.

    But that’s not all – our server is home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of redstone engineering. They will trade you rare items in exchange for your best llama impressions. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of quirky fun anywhere else.

    And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Just be careful not to anger it, or you might find yourself in a sticky situation.

    So come join us on this wild adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 92/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Backwards Speech Heard: 1 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Dragon Eggs Found: 2717 Evil Twin Fights: 2
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 7 Talking Trees Consulted: 2
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2 Epic Battles Fought: 12
    Animals Bred: 119 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 25

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • DadGoneMIA Minecraft Server

    DadGoneMIA Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring family drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape to a world of blocky adventures and crazy stories!

    Join us and build your own virtual family without all the messy secrets and betrayals. Who needs a dad who left when you can have a whole community of players who will always have your back?

    Explore our server and uncover the truth behind hidden secrets and unexpected twists. Who knows, maybe you’ll find out that your Minecraft sister is actually a creeper in disguise!

    Forget about real-life drama and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, fun, and endless possibilities. Who needs therapy when you have a Minecraft server to escape to? See you in the game!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 97/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 3 Fairy Circles Danced In: 4
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 76 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 3
    Vanishing Structures Built: 3 Void Gems Collected: 40
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 8
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Gryphons Tamed: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • NoPublicPeeing Minecraft SMP

    NoPublicPeeing Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of getting griefed on every server you join? Sick of people stealing your diamonds and burning down your house? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community of players who are just as insane as you are. We’ve got a strict “no griefing” policy, but that doesn’t mean we won’t prank each other mercilessly.

    Our server is home to the legendary tale of the Creeper King, a player who once tamed an army of explosive creepers and used them to conquer the entire server. Will you be the next to rise to power and claim the throne?

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the chaos begin! Just be sure to watch your back, because you never know when a sneaky player might try to steal your enchanted gear or trap you in a pit of lava. It’s all part of the fun on our insane Minecraft SMP!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 99/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3 Endless Legions Commanded: 31
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Talking Trees Consulted: 3
    Vanishing Structures Built: 4 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6
    Whispering Caves Entered: 2 Mimic Chests Discovered: 4
    Legendary Items Repaired: 6 Epic Quests Completed: 26

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • AwkwardCraft

    AwkwardCraft
    Are you tired of sending embarrassing texts to the wrong person? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft server, you can build a magical spell that will automatically send all your awkward texts to your ex’s cat instead! That’s right, never worry about accidentally texting your boss that meme meant for your best friend ever again. Join us now and experience the ultimate text protection spell, along with epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community of players who will always have your back (and your phone)!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 109/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 6 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 15
    Soul Swords Wielded: 4 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 14
    Backwards Speech Heard: 5 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Cursed Swords Broken: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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