come join our epic minecraft server where russian troops are crashing into their own anti-tank barriers and dying for no reason at all, just like in real life but way more hilarious! pro-Putin hardliners are saying it’s the best server ever because who doesn’t love a good explosion and some chaos? join now and experience the thrill of watching virtual soldiers make the dumbest mistakes possible while you build your own empire of awesomeness. plus, we have free cookies for all new players, because why not? it’s a crazy world out there, might as well have some fun in minecraft!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 100/500 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided: 5 Hidden Passages Discovered: 6
Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 4
Secret Passages Found: 6 Unicorn Sightings: 1
Bizarre Potions Brewed: 16 Invisible Walls Found: 4
Dragon Scales Harvested: 109 Cursed Amulets Found: 4

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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