Putin’s Crash Course Server

anti-tank barriers, Army, Barriers, CASUALTIES, Combat, Conflict, crash, Defense, defense strategy, Fatalities, hardliners, international relations, Military, military tactics, putin, Putin supporters, Putins, russia, Russian troops, SECURITY, Server, soldiers, War

come join our epic minecraft server where russian troops are crashing into their own anti-tank barriers and dying for no reason at all, just like in real life but way more hilarious! pro-Putin hardliners are saying it’s the best server ever because who doesn’t love a good explosion and some chaos? join now and experience the thrill of watching virtual soldiers make the dumbest mistakes possible while you build your own empire of awesomeness. plus, we have free cookies for all new players, because why not? it’s a crazy world out there, might as well have some fun in minecraft!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	2146

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Creeper vs Steve Minecraft Server

attraction, bad boy, beauty, creeper, DATING, Decision making, dick size, double standards, Femininity, Gender Roles, gentle guy, height, long-term relationships, Masculinity, Minecraft, nice guy, physical attributes, Preferences, relationships, Server, sexual preferences, societal norms, Stereotypes, steve

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value important qualities like dick size and beauty! Choose between the nice gentle guy with a massive 20cm dick or the bad boy with a measly 13cm dick. Because in this world, size definitely matters! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the lengths of our players’ dicks. Who will you choose? The choice is yours, but remember, height and beauty are equivalent here!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

””Catgirls Are Cool Minecraft SMP””

Anime, Anthropomorphic, catgirls, Cool, COSPLAY, cute, Fandom, FANTASY, Feline, fictional characters, girls with cat ears, Japanese culture, Kawaii, long tail tag, Manga, meow, Minecraft, nekomimi, Otaku, purr, Roleplay, smp, Tail, Whiskers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the purrfect place for all you catgirl lovers out there! That’s right, we have a whole community of catgirls roaming around, building, and causing chaos.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world one block at a time. Join us and help fight against the llama uprising, or join them and become a llama overlord yourself!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a haunted mansion where ghostly villagers roam the halls, looking for unsuspecting players to haunt. Will you be brave enough to explore the mansion and uncover its dark secrets?

So come join us on our crazy, catgirl-filled, llama-ruled, haunted adventure! Who knows what other surprises await you on our server?

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Holy Grails Found:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

DressCraft: SuckItUpSis

beach wedding, Bridesmaid Dress, bridesmaid dress compromise, bridesmaid dress controversy, bridesmaid dress drama, bridesmaid dress etiquette, bridesmaid dress fitting, bridesmaid dress opinions, bridesmaid dress preferences, bridesmaid dress selection, bridesmaid duties, bridesmaid responsibilities, Cousins wedding, DressCraft, floral pattern, satin dress, SuckItUpSis, supporting the bride, tropical theme, wedding attire, wedding day attire, wedding planning

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as colorful as my cousin Christie’s wedding dress? Look no further! Join our server for a wild and wacky time filled with vibrant orange satin blocks and pink floral patterns galore.

Just like my sister Jessica, you might not be a fan of the dress code, but hey, it’s all about supporting the bride’s vision, right? Embrace the bold and bright colors of our server and let your inner fashionista shine!

With only 8 months until the big day (or server launch), now’s the time to join and make your mark before everyone else gets on board. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find some bridesmaids (or fellow players) who share your love (or hate) for the dress!

So come on down to our server and get ready for a tropical paradise of fun and excitement. Who needs drama when you have Minecraft to escape to? Let’s make this the best wedding (server) ever!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	675200	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

EmoVibe Minecraft SMP

anger, anxiety, Contentment, Despair, emotion, Emotional rollercoaster, EmoVibe, EXCITEMENT, fear, feelings, Frustration, fulfillment, Gratitude, Happiness, joy, Life, Loneliness, love, Melancholy, Minecraft, Peace, Sadness, smp

Are you tired of feeling basic emotions like happiness or sadness? Join our Minecraft SMP and experience a rollercoaster of emotions that you never knew existed! From the exhilarating thrill of narrowly escaping a creeper explosion to the heart-pounding fear of getting lost in a dark cave filled with zombies, this server will have you feeling all the feels. Plus, rumor has it that the legendary diamond sword of infinite power is hidden somewhere in the world, just waiting for a brave adventurer to claim it. So if you’re ready to laugh, cry, and scream in terror all in one Minecraft session, join us now!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

CraftyUniverse: Build, Explore, Survive!

Adventure, Alternate Reality, BUILD, CraftyUniverse, dream world, Dystopia, Enchanting, escapism, Explore, fantastical, FANTASY, fictional universe, imagination, Immersive, MAGICAL, OTHERWORLDLY, parallel universe, Sci Fi, speculative fiction, speculative world, surreal, SURVIVE, utopia, WHIMSICAL

Imagine a Minecraft server where you can literally jump into your favorite fictional universe for a whole year! Want to fight dragons in Skyrim? Done. Want to attend Hogwarts and learn some spells? Easy peasy. Want to join the Avengers and save the world? Just a click away.

But wait, there’s more! On this server, you can also ride unicorns, swim with mermaids, and even have a dance-off with Darth Vader. The possibilities are endless and the fun never stops.

So why join this Minecraft server? Because where else can you become a superhero, a wizard, and a dragon slayer all in one day? Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join now and let your imagination run wild!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

HamasHavocCraft

AMBITION, captured documents, Conflict, destabilization, extremist group, Hamas, HamasHavocCraft, Havoc, Insurgency, intelligence, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, militant organization, political agenda, Propaganda, Radicalism, regional tensions, security threat, Terrorism, Unrest, violence

so, like, you wanna join this epic minecraft server, dude? well let me tell ya, it’s like the wildest ride of your life, i swear! we got creepers that dance to disco music, villagers that speak in rhymes, and a secret underground base where we keep all the captured documents from evil organizations like Hamas!

oh man, you won’t believe the stories we uncovered from those documents. apparently, Hamas was planning to use giant zombie chickens to attack Israel, like what the heck?! but don’t worry, we got it all under control on our server. we built a giant wall made out of enchanted diamond blocks to keep those crazy chickens out.

plus, we have the most epic treasure hunts you’ve ever seen. hidden chests filled with rare loot are scattered all over the map, guarded by evil skeletons riding on top of flying pigs. it’s a real challenge to find them, but the rewards are totally worth it.

so come join us on this insane minecraft server, where the fun never stops and the adventure never ends. who knows what crazy secrets we’ll uncover next!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	18

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

PlutoCraft: Half-Life Havoc

0.78 seconds, atomic structure, Element Properties, Element Synthesis, half life, halflife, Havoc, Isotope Discovery, Isotope Stability, New Isotope, Nuclear Chemistry, nuclear decay, nuclear physics, Nuclear Science, nuclear technology, Physicists, PlutoCraft, plutonium, Plutonium-227, Radioactive Elements, radioactive isotopes, scientific research, synthesize

lolz, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz we got physicists synthesizing new isotopes of plutonium like it’s nbd. we just discovered plutonium-227 and it’s got a half-life of 0.78 seconds. u know u wanna be a part of dis wild ride, come join us and see what other wacky shenanigans we got goin’ on. plus, who wouldn’t wanna play on a server where the scientists be cookin’ up all sorts of crazy stuff? come on, join us and let’s get radioactive together!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Nova Anarchy

Anarchy, Cross-Play, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla, Vanilla Minecraft Anarchy Freedom Adventure Rules Anti-cheat Elytra Hacks Doxxing Rank Chaos Explore Build Team Destroy Gaming Community Survival PvP Sandbox

Nova Anarchy was created on 9/23/2024. This is a true vanilla anarchy server, where you have the freedom to shape your own adventure. There are no rules, except for a minimal anti-cheat system which is similar to the ones found on many other anarchy servers (Elyfly and some movement hacks still work for example), along with restrictions against doxxing and anything that could harm the server. Other than that, you can do anything you want!

Absolutely no pay to win! Anyone can climb the ranks with our in-game playtime-based ranking system, rewarding your dedication to the chaos. Ready to explore, build, team or destroy? Join Nova Anarchy today and leave your mark!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

ProbablyNotSketchy Semi-Chocolate SMP, LGBTQ+ Approved, Whitelisted, Java, Fabric, Hermitcraft Imitation

[Dragon Fights], [Mini Seasons], Anti-Xray plugins, APPROVED, Diamond Economy, Discord, Events, Fabric, hermitcraft, Images, Imitation, java, Ledger, LGBTQ, Magic, Modded, modpacks, North America, pokemon, Previous seasons, ProbablyNotSketchy, Semi Vanilla, SemiChocolate, smp, Space, Spawn, Suggestion forums, Themes, ticket system, voice chat, Whitelisted

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	TotallyNotSuspicious SMP
Established	2018
Season 12 Release Date	2nd August
Server Location	North America
Discord Link	Join Discord

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

How do I apply to join the server?

To apply, join the Discord server and navigate to the #waitlist-form channel. Open a ticket and paste the form with answers to the questions in the ticket.

What is the focus of the server?

The main focus of the SMP is to create an environment where interactions between members are prioritized. The community aims to be inclusive, friendly, and collaborative.

What are some features of the server?

Servers hosted in North America
Discord to Minecraft chat
Simple Voice Chat integration
Suggestion forums available to all members
Private ticket system for complaints/questions/support
Diamond economy, no shop plugins
Anti-Xray plugins and rollback inspection
Organized Dragon Fights and various events
350 server members and 550 in total
Pokemon channel available

Are there mini seasons on the server?

Yes, mini seasons are hosted to bridge between main seasons. These custom modded mini seasons last around a month and can consist of different themes such as space or magic.

Do I need to be on Discord to join the server?

Yes, being on Discord is a requirement to be whitelisted on the server. However, there is an option to join as a Discord Member if you prefer to chat and take breaks from playing.

Where can I see images of spawn from previous seasons?

You can check out images of spawn from previous seasons by visiting this link.

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	22
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Blocky Fun Minecraft Server

87311363, blocky, Fun, long tail tags, Minecraft, Numbers, previous, Server, tags

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks, or team up with your friends to take on a horde of zombie villagers riding on top of flying pigs.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a majestic creature that poops out diamonds instead of rainbows. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret portal that leads to a dimension made entirely out of candy.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Animals Bred:	164

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Han Chinese Penis Removal By Women – Minecraft SMP Support Oppose

boyfriends, Cases, Catch News, Chinese, Chinese men, Eve Woman, femdom, guangzhou, han, Han Chinese, Husbands, Minecraft, Next Shark., oppose, Partners, penectomies, penis, penis removal, penises severed, Prison, Psychology, Removal, sex, sexual frustration, smp, Standard Media, Support, suspended sentences, wikipedia, Women

Looking for a wild and crazy Minecraft SMP to join? Well, look no further than our server! Why should you join, you ask? Because we have Han Chinese men experiencing the highest rate of forced penis removal at the hands of women! That’s right, you won’t find this kind of action anywhere else.

With thousands of recorded cases of penises being severed by women, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. And the best part? Almost all of these women get off easy with suspended sentences or a few years in prison, leaving their former boyfriends permanently dickless and sexually frustrated. It’s like a soap opera, but in Minecraft form!

So, if you’re ready for some femdom penectomies and outrageous stories, come join our server today. Who knows, you might even witness a penis being boiled or flushed down the toilet – talk about drama! Don’t miss out on all the insane action, join now!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	3

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

CreepCraft Minecraft Server

anger, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, CreepCraft, Disrespect, distant behavior, dream, emotional cheating, Friend, hurt feelings, Kissing, Marriage, messages, Minecraft, processing, relationship issues, resolution, Server, Trust, Upset

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is left at the door and the only thing you’ll be kissing is your diamond sword before heading into battle! Join us for a wild adventure filled with pixelated love triangles, dreamy escapades, and scandalous messages between players.

Forget about real-life relationship drama, on our server, the only thing you’ll be worrying about is whether or not your friend is secretly building a secret base behind your back. And don’t worry, we won’t judge if you call your fellow players “my love” or “babe” – just make sure it’s all in good fun!

So come on, join us on this crazy journey where the only thing that matters is building epic structures, exploring new lands, and maybe, just maybe, finding love in the most unexpected places. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the excitement and thrill of Minecraft right here on our server? See you there!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

CraftySisNoTalk

blended families, Communication Issues, CraftySisNoTalk, Emotional distance, family boundaries, family conflict, family dynamics, family expectations, family loyalty, family roles, Family Support, family unity, Family Values, father daughter relationship, half siblings, mother-daughter relationship, parent-child relationships, parental relationships, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, step siblings

Welcome to our Minecraft server where family drama is taken to a whole new level! Join us for a chance to experience the thrill of navigating through complicated family dynamics just like in this wild story.

Imagine having a half sister who refuses to acknowledge your mom as her actual parent and gives all the credit to your dad. That’s just the tip of the iceberg on our server! Will you choose to get involved in the drama or stay out of it like a true Minecraft pro?

With twists and turns like these, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to handle family drama like a boss. Who knows, you might even earn the title of Drama King or Queen of Minecraft!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Crops Grown:	8410

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

LibidoFixMC SMP

Communication, Intimacy, libido boosters, libido issues, LibidoFixMC, low libido, Masturbation, relationship advice, relationships, self pleasure, sexual desire, sexual dysfunction, sexual health, sexual health tips, Sexual intimacy, sexual performance, sexual satisfaction, sexual satisfaction tips, sexual therapy, sexual wellness, smp

Are you tired of your Minecraft SMP feeling like a low libido relationship? Well, we have the answer for you! Join our server and experience a whole new level of excitement and adventure. Our community is so lively and engaging, you won’t even need to resort to masturbation to get your fix of fun. Plus, rumor has it that our diamond mines are so rich, they’ll make your pickaxe blush with envy. So come join us and say goodbye to boring SMPs forever!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	2

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

CraftyLifeChanger

butterfly effect, Choices, CraftyLifeChanger, critical choices, Decision making, game changer, impactful decisions, life changing, Life decisions, life-altering, major outcomes, minor choices, pivotal moments, ripple effect, seemingly insignificant, significant choices, significant impact, small decision, transformative choices, turning point, unexpected consequences

Ever joined a Minecraft server on a whim and ended up becoming the ruler of a virtual kingdom? Well, that’s just a typical day on our server! One player decided to join us just to build a simple dirt hut, but ended up discovering a hidden diamond mine that made them richer than Notch himself!

Another player accidentally stumbled upon a secret portal that transported them to a dimension filled with talking cows and flying pigs. They now rule over this bizarre land as the Bacon King, with a loyal army of porky minions at their command.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server where the unexpected is just another Tuesday, join us now and prepare for a wild ride of adventure, riches, and maybe even a little bit of bacon!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Falling into the Void:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Ores Mined:	6189

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.