come join our epic minecraft server where putin himself is a regular player, building giant statues of himself and riding polar bears into battle. we have a secret underground base where we plan world domination and plot against the evil west. join us for a chance to meet putin, ride bears, and conquer the world together. it’s gonna be a blast, comrade!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players: 99/700 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Evil Twin Fights: 2 Secret Passages Found: 4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 21 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
Divine Spears Created: 14 Wailing Winds Heard: 1
Spontaneous Duels Fought: 12 Divine Relics Bestowed: 7
Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 8

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • Pixelated Party Palace

    Pixelated Party Palace
    Oh, let me tell you about the most epic Minecraft server from my generation! This server is so lit, even grandpa can’t resist joining in on the fun. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server has a secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to the beat of Creeper’s sick drops.

    2. We have a giant lava slide that leads straight into a pool of diamond blocks. It’s like a rollercoaster of riches!

    3. Rumor has it that Herobrine himself logs on to our server just to challenge players to a dance-off. Can you out-dab the legendary ghost?

    4. Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon has a crush on one of our players. Will you be the lucky one to steal her heart?

    So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and experience the most insane adventures that will make even grandpa jealous of your gaming skills!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 101/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 39 Celestial Events Witnessed: 3
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 2 Arcane Towers Raised: 1
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 0 Forbidden Tomes Read: 4
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 5 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 9
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 5 Secret Guilds Joined: 5

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • BoomCraft: Where the 110th explosion is always just around the corner!

    BoomCraft: Where the 110th explosion is always just around the corner!
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Want a server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a herd of cats on catnip? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for chaos and mayhem!

    Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through a world where the only rule is to have fun. Build towering structures, battle fierce mobs, and unleash your creativity in ways you never thought possible.

    But that’s not all – we also offer a unique feature that allows players to ride on the backs of flying pigs while shooting rainbow lasers from their eyes. And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls?

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might even uncover the hidden treasure of the legendary diamond-encrusted cheeseburger!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 98/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 6 Dragons Tamed: 5
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
    Rune Stones Activated: 5 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6
    Heroic Legacies Created: 6 Animals Bred: 139
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 234 Epic Shields Constructed: 19

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • CraftyCreeper’s Monster Mash – Join the Fun!

    CraftyCreeper’s Monster Mash – Join the Fun!
    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with Monster Hunter madness and absolute shenanigans.

    Are you tired of boring old servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because on our server, we have Monster Hunter discussions that will make your head spin faster than a Creeper explosion!

    Need some info on Monster Hunter Wilds, Rise, or World? We’ve got you covered with links that will teleport you straight into the heart of the action. And don’t even get us started on the armor set searches – it’s like a treasure hunt, but with more dragons.

    Looking to spice things up with some emulation and modding? We’ve got pastebins that will make your inventory overflow with possibilities. And if you’re wondering where all the cool kids are playing, just post the game, platform, room code, and password (7243/rage) and you’ll be partying with us in no time.

    So why wait? Join our server today and experience the absolute state of this general like never before. Who knows, you might even encounter a diamond-armored Ender Dragon riding a pig while singing “Baby Shark” – anything is possible in our Minecraft world!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 109/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 3 Titanic Battles Fought: 16
    Chaos Gates Opened: 0 Portal Loops Escaped: 0
    Dragon Eggs Found: 2485 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 10
    Cursed Villages Purged: 2 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5 Invisible Pathways Walked: 4

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • Village Idiots Minecraft: Where even the creepers have better jokes than us!

    Village Idiots Minecraft: Where even the creepers have better jokes than us!
    Are you tired of boring, culturally insignificant Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is so culturally significant that even the ancient Egyptians would be jealous! We’ve got pyramids made out of diamonds, sphinxes made out of emeralds, and even a secret room where Cleopatra herself used to play Minecraft. Join now and be a part of history in the making (or at least in the mining)! Hurry before the public forgets about us like they did with r9k!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 100/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1 Celestial Crowns Worn: 2
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 8
    Love Letters Sent: 2 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 42
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 6 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Unseen Monsters Slain: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • Crafty Gooners: Fate of the LOL Thread

    Crafty Gooners: Fate of the LOL Thread
    Welcome to our Minecraft server where the only rule is to embrace chaos and madness! Join us as we embark on wild adventures like FapOdds NapDubs, where you must nap in the middle of a dubstep concert while fapping vigorously. Or how about EdgeTrips Ruin666, where you can explore the edge of the world and summon demons to do your bidding while ruining everything in sight.

    But wait, there’s more! Join us for the ultimate challenge in Fap, ruin, eat cum, where you must fap, ruin structures, and then eat a bowl of…well, you get the idea. Time to roll with us gooner bitches and see who can survive the craziest Minecraft server out there. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s see who will come out on top in this insane world of Minecraft!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 97/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Runes Activated: 1 Immortal Anvils Forged: 12
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 3 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 12 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 3 Mystic Runes Engraved: 2
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Crystal Wands Charged: 17

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • CraftyCelticRangersServer – Where Minecraft meets football rivalries in the most hilarious way possible!

    CraftyCelticRangersServer – Where Minecraft meets football rivalries in the most hilarious way possible!
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild Celtic vs Rangers match in Minecraft form! Join us and choose your side – will you be a fierce Celtic warrior or a cunning Rangers rogue? Battle it out in epic PvP matches and show off your skills in building the most epic fortresses. Trust us, this server is so intense, even the creepers are taking sides! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 91/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 8 Immortal Anvils Forged: 5
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 7 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 7 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3
    Evil Twin Fights: 3 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • Blocky Battle Bots

    Blocky Battle Bots
    Are you tired of the voices in your head constantly arguing with you? Well, join our Minecraft server where more people side with Walter than the voices in your head! Walter is our resident llama who always knows the right way to go, whether it’s building a castle or slaying dragons. Plus, rumor has it that Walter is secretly a Minecraft pro disguised as a llama. So come join us for a llama-tastic time and leave those pesky voices behind!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 93/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 11
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Cosmic Pies Baked: 3
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 20 Titan Hearts Harvested: 5
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 11 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 7
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 1 Mines Excavated: 3516

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • Mine by Daylight – Where Survivors Mine and Killers Craft

    Mine by Daylight – Where Survivors Mine and Killers Craft
    Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like when my wife Kate mysteriously disappeared and then reappeared with a whole new set of skills.

    In this server, you’ll experience the thrill of being hunted down by a killer while trying to repair generators and escape with your life. It’s like a game of hide and seek, but with a deadly twist!

    But wait, there’s more! Our bugfix patches are so legendary, they’ll make you question reality itself. And our All Things Wicked update will have you shaking in your pixelated boots.

    Join us now for a gaming experience like no other. Who knows, you might even uncover the truth behind Kate’s disappearance. Or maybe you’ll just get sacrificed by the killer. Either way, it’s bound to be a blast!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 92/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Ores Mined: 1543 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 7
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Backwards Speech Heard: 4
    Astral Projections Made: 1 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 13
    Haunted Chests Opened: 3 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • Manuel’s Chunky Cock Craft

    Manuel’s Chunky Cock Craft
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at! Why should you join, you ask? Let me tell you a little story about Manuel and his fat cock. Legend has it that Manuel’s cock is so massive, it can break through bedrock with a single thrust. And on our server, you too can wield the power of Manuel’s cock to conquer all your enemies and build the most epic structures imaginable. So come join us and experience the wild and wacky world of Minecraft like never before!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 104/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 3 Magical Ponies Rescued: 3
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 36 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 2 Crystal Wands Charged: 20
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 7 Elemental Crystals Collected: 99
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 4 Secret Guilds Joined: 5

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • Girl Power Craft: Where the Strongest Girls from Every Series Unite to Rule the Minecraft World!

    Girl Power Craft: Where the Strongest Girls from Every Series Unite to Rule the Minecraft World!
    Are you tired of playing on wimpy Minecraft servers where the players couldn’t punch their way out of a paper bag? Well, look no further because on our server, we only allow the strongest girls from every series to join! That’s right, forget about Steve and his weak punches, we’ve got Sailor Moon, Wonder Woman, and even Chun-Li ready to kick some blocky butt!

    Join us for epic battles where you can team up with your favorite badass ladies and take on mobs like never before. Watch as Sailor Moon uses her Moon Tiara Magic to defeat the Ender Dragon in one swift move, or see Wonder Woman lasso up some creepers and send them flying into the sunset.

    But that’s not all! Our server also has exclusive mini-games where you can compete in strength challenges against these powerful heroines. Can you out-lift Chun-Li in a weightlifting competition? Or beat Wonder Woman in an arm-wrestling match? The possibilities are endless!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and show the world that girls really do run the Minecraft world!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 102/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 7 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4
    Rainbows Spotted: 10 Crops Grown: 1394
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 30 Royal Decrees Issued: 4
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Secret Passages Found: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • Blocky Banter: The Server Where Even Creepers Say ‘Hey, niggas’

    Blocky Banter: The Server Where Even Creepers Say ‘Hey, niggas’
    Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do I have the server for you! Join us on our server where we fight off the evil amerisharts and their dastardly plans to take over the world!

    Our server is filled with players from all over the world, coming together to strategize and take down the enemy. We’ve even had a player who single-handedly defeated an entire army of amerisharts with nothing but a wooden sword and some raw chicken. It was truly epic.

    So if you’re looking for a server that’s full of excitement, drama, and epic battles, then join us today! Who knows, you might even become a hero and save the world from the evil amerisharts. See you in the game!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 98/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 5 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 1 Gnome Villages Protected: 3
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 3 Rune Stones Activated: 6
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 10
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 13 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 9

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • CraftyVShojo – Where Vtubers and blocks collide in epic adventures!

    CraftyVShojo – Where Vtubers and blocks collide in epic adventures!
    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Our server is filled with VShojo and vtubers who are ready to take on any challenge you throw at them. From Froot, who can grow giant fruit trees in seconds, to GEEGA, who can summon a herd of geese to attack your enemies, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and non-stop laughter. Need a break from the chaos? Head over to our dedicated Kson discussion area, where you can debate the best way to tame a wild Kson. Or jump into our Henya discussion for tips on how to outsmart the genius herself.

    Don’t miss out on the chance to hang out with the wildest group of vtubers on the internet. Join us on /vsj+/ and prepare for a gaming experience like no other!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 90/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 14 Mineshafts Explored: 1
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 2 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4 Gryphons Tamed: 4
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 1873
    Endless Legions Commanded: 14 Eclipse Rings Activated: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • BrawlCraft: Where /v/ Finally Gives Brawl Stars Some Love!

    BrawlCraft: Where /v/ Finally Gives Brawl Stars Some Love!
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t offer anything new or exciting? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most insane server you’ll ever come across!

    Join us and you’ll be greeted by a magical unicorn who will guide you through a world filled with flying pigs, dancing llamas, and talking trees. But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco where you can party with creepers and skeletons all night long.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this – we have a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and golden apples just waiting to be discovered. But be warned, it’s guarded by a giant chicken who only speaks in riddles.

    So why does /v/ ignore Brawl Stars? Because they haven’t experienced the sheer madness and chaos of our Minecraft server! Join us now and prepare to have your mind blown.

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 102/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Dragon Scales Harvested: 160
    Magic Items Found: 4141 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Teleportation Mishaps: 5
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 45 Astral Amulets Crafted: 26
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • Hacker Alert: “Ooooooooh no no no (haaaaaackkkkkkkkk) (sucks in air rapidly) Minecraft Server”

    Hacker Alert: “Ooooooooh no no no (haaaaaackkkkkkkkk) (sucks in air rapidly) Minecraft Server”
    Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft server where chaos reigns supreme! Join us for a rollercoaster ride of epic proportions as you navigate through insane challenges and hilarious shenanigans.

    Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, a herd of rainbow-colored sheep stampedes through your mine, leaving a trail of confetti and glitter in their wake. Or how about the time when a group of mischievous players dressed up as llamas and started a llama parade through the entire server, causing chaos and confusion wherever they went.

    But that’s not all! We’ve got secret treasure hunts, epic PvP battles, and even a hidden disco party where you can dance the night away with your fellow players. And don’t even get us started on the legendary potato war that happens every Tuesday – it’s a spud-tacular event you won’t want to miss!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on our crazy Minecraft server and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime. Just be sure to watch out for the NATOniglets – they’re a wild bunch, but they sure know how to have a good time!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 94/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 8 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2
    Gryphons Tamed: 4 Royal Decrees Issued: 3
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4 Secret Passages Found: 8
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 16 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 Horror Stories Survived: 6

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • Sibling Shenanigans Minecraft Server: Where Being the Youngest Means You’re the Real MVP

    Sibling Shenanigans Minecraft Server: Where Being the Youngest Means You’re the Real MVP
    Are you tired of being the golden child in a family of screw-ups? Do you feel like you’re carrying the weight of the world on your shoulders while your siblings resent you for being successful? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you!

    Join our Minecraft server and leave all your family drama behind! Build your own world where you’re the king or queen, where you can escape the constant nagging and pressure to be perfect. Let your creativity run wild as you create your own paradise away from all the chaos at home.

    And hey, who needs therapy when you can just mine for diamonds and fight off creepers? Trust us, it’s way more therapeutic. So come join us on our server and leave all your family drama at the door. Plus, we have virtual cake. Who doesn’t love virtual cake?

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 91/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 2 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 6 Astral Amulets Crafted: 19
    Chimeras Created: 1 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 23
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 2 Magic Crystals Found: 7
    Gods Slained: 1 Gnome Villages Protected: 6

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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