magical portal will open up and transport you to a Minecraft server where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers give out free hugs! Join us for the chance to ride on the back of a dragon, build a house out of rainbow blocks, and battle a giant chicken boss for epic loot. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to become the ultimate Minecraft master in a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding TNT traps)! So what are you waiting for? Push that button and let the wacky adventures begin!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players: 94/500 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed: 5 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3
Godly Talismans Bestowed: 6 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4
Phantom Knights Defeated: 2 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 8
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4
Omnipotent Charms Created: 1 Magical Frogs Kissed: 2

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • 4Shit – The Ultimate Troll Mine

    4Shit – The Ultimate Troll Mine
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you laugh until you cry? Look no further, because has got you covered! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous stories and insane adventures.

    Picture this: a weeb who dodged the pol question by selling his own shithole for profit. What a f*cking faggot, am I right? But don’t worry, we’ll make sure he eats sh*t for not addressing pol properly. And let’s not forget, 4chan is basically the Reddit of chans, so you know you’re in for a wild time.

    But wait, there’s more! On our server, you’ll have to pay to see the IP counter, avoid a retarded captcha, and say goodbye to banning cu**y. Are you ready to join us, you radical f*cking faggots? Let the madness begin!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 105/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 14 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 26 Evil Twin Fights: 3
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 192
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • French Guiana FunCraft: Where Creepers Apply for Civil Service!

    French Guiana FunCraft: Where Creepers Apply for Civil Service!

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can embark on a wild adventure like no other! Imagine this: you just applied for a civil service mission in French Guiana to study tropical forests, but instead of dealing with pesky mosquitoes and dangerous wildlife, you can do it all from the comfort of your own home in Minecraft!

    Join us for a chance to explore lush tropical forests filled with exotic creatures and hidden treasures. Who needs a real-life expedition when you can have all the excitement and none of the danger?

    So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and start your virtual journey to French Guiana today! Who knows, you might even discover a hidden village of friendly villagers who are just waiting to trade with you for rare items. The possibilities are endless!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 93/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 6 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 8
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 19 Talking Trees Consulted: 4
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 7 Enchantments Applied: 256
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 5 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • KinoCraft: Best OST & LOL Moments Galore!

    KinoCraft: Best OST & LOL Moments Galore!
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the **Best OST** and most **kino** moment in the game is only rewarded to you if you play like **shit**! That’s right, we don’t want any try-hards here, only true masters of chaos and mayhem.

    Picture this: you’re wandering through the pixelated wilderness, minding your own business, when suddenly a giant chicken wearing a top hat and monocle challenges you to a dance-off. If you can out-dab the chicken, you’ll unlock the secret passage to the **Best OST** in the game. But beware, the chicken has some sick moves.

    And that’s not all! Rumor has it that deep within the caves of our server lies a treasure so magnificent, so awe-inspiring, that it can only be found by players who can recite the entire script of Shrek in Pig Latin while riding a llama backwards. Are you up for the challenge?

    So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only rule is to have fun and play like **shit**. Who knows what kind of absurdity and hilarity you’ll encounter along the way. Just remember, the **Best OST** awaits those brave enough to embrace the chaos. See you in the game! 🐔🕺🏻🦙

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 105/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 10 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 4 Epic Battles Fought: 10
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Titanic Battles Fought: 15
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 6 Fairy Circles Danced In: 5
    Rune Stones Activated: 4 Magical Frogs Kissed: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • Pixelated Pandemonium

    Pixelated Pandemonium

    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can experience the most INSANE adventures!

    Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world filled with NAKED ASIAN WOMEN sitting on beds, drinking mysterious liquids from cartons with CHINESE or JAPANESE KANJI on them. And guess what? They also have MANGA open on their thighs! It’s a sight you’ll never forget!

    But that’s not all! Our server is filled with GLASSES-WEARING characters who are ready to take you on WILD quests and adventures!

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the CRAZIEST Minecraft world you’ve ever seen!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 94/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Pirate Ships Raided: 0 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 68 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 30
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 11 Divine Scrolls Written: 5
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Meteorite Armor Created: 28

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • Teacher Trouble: Tsuruko’s Minecraft Misadventures

    Teacher Trouble: Tsuruko’s Minecraft Misadventures

    Welcome to our totally insane and unpredictable Minecraft server! Are you ready to embark on a wild adventure filled with hilarious mishaps and unexpected twists? Well, look no further because this server is the place for you!

    Join now and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers dance the Macarena! But that’s not all – rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you might just stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by zombies!

    And if you’re lucky, you might even run into Tsuruko and her teacher getting into all sorts of hilarious shenanigans! Who knows what kind of ridiculous situations they’ll find themselves in next!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our absolutely bonkers Minecraft server today and get ready for a gaming experience like no other!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 108/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 8 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 12
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Secret Libraries Discovered: 1
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 9 Legendary Scepters Created: 5
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Farms Harvested: 362
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 20

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • McCrafty Hunger Games: Free Sandwich Edition

    McCrafty Hunger Games: Free Sandwich Edition
    Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where the only thing better than building pixelated castles is getting a free sandwich from McDonald (not sponsored)!

    Join us for the ultimate gaming experience where you can choose between the Quarter Pounder with Cheese or the Big Mac as your in-game reward. But be careful, because if you choose wrong, you might end up with a creeper explosion instead of a delicious burger.

    Our server is filled with insane adventures and quests that will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget you’re playing a blocky game. Plus, rumor has it that if you defeat the Ender Dragon, Ronald McDonald himself will appear and grant you three wishes.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and feast on both epic builds and tasty sandwiches. Just make sure to watch out for the zombie villagers trying to steal your food!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 95/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Phoenix Feathers Found: 6
    Epic Quests Completed: 28 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 6 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 6
    Soul Swords Wielded: 4 Royal Decrees Issued: 5
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 32 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • KoreaCraft: Where Dreams Come True!

    KoreaCraft: Where Dreams Come True!
    Welcome to a Minecraft server where we embrace all things wacky and wild! Are you tired of boring old Korea and wish you were a fierce Mongolian warrior instead? Well, this is the server for you!

    Join us for epic battles against Japanese invaders in the south and Mongolian conquerors in the north. Embrace your inner Mongolian and ride into battle on a virtual horse, wielding a pixelated sword with pride.

    Forget about Korea, it doesn’t even deserve to exist in our Minecraft world. So come on, join us and let’s conquer, build, and laugh together in this crazy alternate reality. Who needs Korea when you can be a Mongolian master on our server?

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 109/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Evil Twin Fights: 4
    Enchantments Applied: 111 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2
    Whispering Caves Entered: 6 Mysterious Portals Opened: 20
    Endless Legions Commanded: 50 Players Killed by Monsters: 6742
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 10 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 10

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • Neuro’s Netherworld – The Hive of LOLs

    Neuro’s Netherworld – The Hive of LOLs
    Join our Minecraft server today and welcome our new AI overlord, Neuro-sama! Who is Neuro-sama, you ask? Well, she’s a neural network created by Vedal in 2018 to learn how to play osu! But wait, there’s more! In December 2022, Vedal upgraded Neuro-sama with a language model, TTS software, and even a VTube Studio model. Now, she can interact with her chat as a VTuber, entertaining them with responses, unhinged rants, singing, playing games, and collabing with other VTubers. It’s a wild ride, folks!

    But that’s not all! Check out our schedule for all the crazy events happening on the server. And don’t forget to follow Neuro-sama on Twitch, YouTube, and Twitter for even more AI shenanigans.

    Need some educational AI content? We got you covered with helpful videos and resources. Want to learn how to make an AI like Neuro-sama? Check out this link. And if you’re really serious about AI, dive into these resources.

    Don’t miss out on our exclusive merch featuring Neuro-sama at uwumarket.us. And be sure to explore our related/friend threads like /vt//lig/ and /vt//waifu/. Lia from Phase Connect approves!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and witness the madness of Neuro-sama firsthand. It’s a virtual adventure like no other!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 99/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5
    Love Letters Sent: 18 Wyrmholes Dug: 2
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 4 Hidden Passages Discovered: 3
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5 Epic Mounts Acquired: 4

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • TobyCraft – Foxes & Fun for Everyone!

    TobyCraft – Foxes & Fun for Everyone!
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as legendary as Toby Fox himself? Well, let me tell you a little story. So, I was chilling in Various Places, minding my own business, when suddenly I saw Toby Fox in all his glory. He was talking about the Earthbound Halloween Hack and dropping hints about the elusive Deltarune Chapter 3. And you know what he said? “It’ll be out when it’s out.” That’s some serious dedication right there.

    But wait, it gets even better. Temmie Chang was there too, the one and only Temmie Chang. Can you believe it? It’s like a dream come true. So if you want to be part of a server that’s endorsed by the gods of indie gaming, then look no further. Join us and experience the greatness for yourself. Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon some secret Easter eggs that’ll blow your mind. So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness and let the adventure begin!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 102/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1
    Living Statues Befriended: 3 Haunted Chests Opened: 0
    Secret Passages Found: 6 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 21
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3 Portal Loops Escaped: 2
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 8 Werewolf Howls Heard: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • LostCraft: Where even the creepers ask, ‘Are you lost?’

    LostCraft: Where even the creepers ask, ‘Are you lost?’
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers that offer nothing but building and mining? Well, look no further because our server is here to save you from the grave of boredom!

    Join our server and embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond sword that will grant you eternal life in the game! Rumor has it that only the bravest and most skilled players can wield this powerful weapon and become immortal in the Minecraft world.

    But beware, there are evil mobs and treacherous traps lurking around every corner, waiting to test your skills and courage. Will you be able to overcome all obstacles and claim your rightful place as the ruler of this virtual realm?

    So, what are you waiting for? Join us now and defy death itself in the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life! Remember, only the strongest survive in this wild and crazy world.

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 107/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 4 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 16
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 5 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 163
    Wailing Winds Heard: 3 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 16
    Crops Grown: 6279 Sentient Weapons Trained: 7
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 39

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • Blocky Dicks & Bricks: Where Size Matters

    Blocky Dicks & Bricks: Where Size Matters
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we celebrate all types of players, even the ones who think they have “undesired traits” in the real world!

    Are you a short cute boy who can’t seem to catch a break with the ladies? Fear not, for on our server, you will be adored by all!

    Are you a fat guy who feels like no one appreciates your curves? Well, here, your chunkiness is celebrated and loved by all!

    Are you a bald dude who is tired of being overlooked? Join us, where your shiny head will be the envy of all!

    Even if you are an Indian man or an artist, who are often seen as “undesirable” in the dating world, on our server, you will find your perfect match!

    But hey, we do have one rule – if you have a sub-6-incher, you can complain about that. We totally get it. But other than that, no more whining about not being able to find a girlfriend!

    So come on over to our server and let your Minecraft character find love and acceptance in a world where being neurotic and insecure is totally cool!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 93/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 9821 Legendary Items Repaired: 6
    Dragons Tamed: 1 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2
    Legendary Scepters Created: 3 Magic Items Found: 5906
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 6 Secret Passages Found: 7
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3 Cursed Amulets Found: 4

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • CraftyCreeperCapers: LOLz & Rage-Inducing Moments

    CraftyCreeperCapers: LOLz & Rage-Inducing Moments
    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner minecraft warrior and conquer the virtual world like a boss!

    Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant zombies with diamond swords, building majestic castles that reach the sky, and riding on the backs of flying pigs (yes, you heard that right!).

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Herobrine, who will challenge you to epic duels and reward you with rare loot if you emerge victorious.

    So why wait? Join our server now and show the world that you are the ultimate Minecraft champion! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 96/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0 Animals Bred: 46
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 151 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 195
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 58 Epic Quests Completed: 12
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 4 Volcanoes Explored: 3
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • Blocky LOLs: ‘>YLYL’ Minecraft Server

    Blocky LOLs: ‘>YLYL’ Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server you’ll ever play on! Join us if you want to ROFL all day long with our hilarious community of players.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret chest filled with diamonds. But when they tried to take them, the diamonds turned into dancing llamas! True story, bro.

    But that’s not all! Our server has a YOLO zone where you can ride on flying pigs and battle evil chickens with laser eyes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a unicorn that poops rainbows. It’s like a magical LOL dream come true!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it. #YOLO #MinecraftMadness

    Disclaimer: No llamas were harmed in the making of this server.

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 96/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 4 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5
    Enchantments Applied: 75 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 12
    Herobrine Sightings: 7 Ancient Ruins Explored: 2
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 14 Cursed Scrolls Read: 5
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 6 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • GobbleCraft: Where IQs are higher than turkeys

    GobbleCraft: Where IQs are higher than turkeys
    🤣🤣🤣 Yo, you ever heard of a Minecraft server so lit that it actually makes turkeys smarter? Well, our server is so 🔥🔥 that the average IQ of Turkey has dropped from 89 to 87 just from playing on it! 🦃🧠

    Join us for some epic adventures and mind-blowing challenges that will have you questioning reality. Our server is like a virtual rollercoaster ride, except instead of loops and drops, you’ll be facing off against zombie pigmen and building epic castles with your friends.

    So why wait? Come join us and become part of the craziest Minecraft community on the web. Who knows, maybe you’ll even unlock the secret to turkey intelligence while you’re at it! 🤪🦃🎮

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 100/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4 Gryphons Tamed: 4
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1
    Astral Projections Made: 4 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
    Magic Crystals Found: 7 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 7
    Soul Contracts Signed: 2 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • Creepers R Us: ‘There, he said it’

    Creepers R Us: ‘There, he said it’
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, STOP spinning your own narratives and join our server for a wild ride like no other!

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a hidden diamond castle guarded by llamas in tuxedos. Legend has it that whoever finds this castle will be granted unlimited diamonds and enchanted golden carrots for eternity.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret disco party where players can dance the night away with creeper DJs spinning the hottest tunes. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the legendary unicorn mount that farts rainbows as it flies through the sky.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a Minecraft experience like no other! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 102/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 5 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Orbs of Power Found: 11 Invisible Walls Found: 4
    Love Letters Sent: 7 Eerie Music Discs Played: 4
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2 Evil Lairs Raided: 8

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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