Blocky Boner Ban: NO Sex Allowed!

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Welcome to the Craziest Minecraft Server Ever!

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is INSANE!

Join us for the wildest adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. From fighting off hordes of zombie chickens to riding on flying pigs, we’ve got it all!

But wait, there’s more! On our server, we have a strict rule: NO SEX ALLOWED. That’s right, we’re here to play Minecraft, not get busy with each other. Trust us, you’ll thank us for it.

So why wait? Join our server now and let’s create some EPIC memories together. Who knows, you might even become the ruler of the server and be worshipped by all the other players. The possibilities are endless!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Void Armor Forged:	14
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Mines Excavated:	1050

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Pixelated Pandemonium: Where INDIE Gamers Go Crazy!

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever find!

Are you tired of boring indie games that make you want to pirate them just to feel something? Look no further! Our server is so wild and crazy, it’ll make you forget all about those lame indie games.

Join us and experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha. Our server is so amazing, it’ll make you question why anyone would settle for anything less than pure Minecraft madness.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare to have your mind blown by the sheer awesomeness of our server. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Crafty Kike Rats

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Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter!

Have you ever wondered where Yahweh was during the destruction of the Second temple? Maybe he was too busy playing Minecraft on our server! Join us and find out the truth behind Yahweh’s mysterious disappearance.

Was he asleep? Or was he hiding and afraid of fighting the Romans? Maybe Yahweh did send Rabbi Yeshua to our server so he could tell you to not resist an evil man, turn the other cheek, and pay the taxes Caesar demanded. And if you had listened to Rabbi Yeshua, maybe you wouldn’t be so goddamned deformed from inbreeding after Titus nearly extincted kike rats. LMFAOOO!

Join now and experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have! Who needs historical accuracy when you have our server’s crazy stories to keep you entertained?

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	327	Dragons Tamed:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Farms Harvested:	769
Enchantments Applied:	248	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

HappyCraft: Where even creepers are on Prozac

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Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is so amazing that if you take SSRl now, at 7pm, you won’t be able to sleep because you’ll be too busy having fun building and exploring! – But wait, there’s more! If you skip playing until morning, you will feel absolutely TERRIFIC because our server is just that awesome. – Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft and are here to guide you on your journey. – We have a secret hidden treasure on the server that is guarded by a giant chicken who challenges players to epic battles for the chance to claim the loot. – And if you’re lucky, you may even stumble upon a magical unicorn roaming the lands, granting wishes and spreading joy to all who encounter it.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	18
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Dimension Hops:	8	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

AnimeCraft: The Future of Blocks

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Join our Minecraft server and find out! We have anime-themed builds that will blow your mind. Ever wanted to ride a giant mecha through a pixelated city? We got you covered.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret cat army that will help you conquer the virtual world. Need a pet creeper that won’t explode? We have those too.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond banana hidden deep within our server. Rumor has it, whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by the minecraft gods.

So what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the weird and wonderful world of our Minecraft server!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	74
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	121
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Secret Passages Found:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

WienerCraft

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Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server in all of Germany! Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon our server and were immediately greeted by a herd of dancing pigs wearing lederhosen. Yes, you read that right. These pigs were busting out some serious moves to techno music, and it was a sight to behold.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco where players can battle it out in dance-offs to win rare diamond armor. Trust me, you’ve never experienced PvP quite like this before.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you see our custom-built roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled Nether tunnel. It’s like Space Mountain, but with more explosions.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this WUNDERBAR adventure and experience Minecraft like never before!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	3	Villages Defended:	16
Players Killed by Monsters:	7889	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Holy Grails Found:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Vtuber Love Story: Minecraft Edition

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the epic love story of the Romeo and Juliet of vtubing! Join us and witness the drama unfold as two virtual YouTubers navigate their way through obstacles and mobs to be together.

But that’s not all! On this server, you can also ride llamas into battle, fight dragons with diamond swords, and build a castle made entirely of cake. Our community is filled with friendly pandas and mischievous foxes who are always up for a good time.

So why wait? Join us now and be a part of this wild and wacky adventure! Who knows, you might even find your own virtual love story along the way.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Epic Quests Completed:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

CraftyThreads – Where even ‘thread 36’ can’t unravel our epic adventures!

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Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, gold, and even a unicorn! Yes, you heard that right, a real-life unicorn in Minecraft! But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret underground dance party where players can show off their best moves and win enchanted prizes. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Mines Excavated:	1422
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Dragons Tamed:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

FrostyFuntime: Snowball Shenanigans #183

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us on Cherno Janny Edition Version 1.7, also known as the “Gradient of Souls” update.

Watch our hilarious ASMR video on YouTube where we showcase the new features: Click here

Get ready for the Snowbreak 1.7 Overview & News on our website: Check it out here

Platforms available: Android, iOS, and PC (but PC is recommended for the ultimate experience). Download the game from our main site: Get it now

Current and upcoming events include a Login Event with 10x Limited Operative Tickets, the exciting “Star Master” Unit Capture Gameplay, and the heart-pounding “Void of Dread” Lone Warrior/Brave Squad Stages. And that’s just the beginning!

Join us for the upcoming “Endless” Battle where you must protect the Escort Target at all costs. It’s a wild ride, trust us.

Don’t miss out on our current and upcoming banners featuring characters like Cherno, Enya, Tess, and more. It’s a gacha lover’s dream come true!

And let’s not forget about the new outfits available for your favorite characters. From the “Apprentice Maid” look for Cherno to the “Merry-in-Exile” outfit for Tess, we’ve got it all.

Join our community on the /snowg/ Resource Pastebin and fill out the Friends Form to connect with other players. It’s a blast!

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the insanity of Cherno Janny Edition Version 1.7 and let the fun begin!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Zombie Dances:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

20 Days of Minecraft Madness

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the cutest redhead girls can’t resist the temptation to join!

Join us for over 20 days of non-stop fun and adventure. Who needs a freckled-faced college crush when you can build your own empire in our virtual world?

Our server is so lit that even ghosts can’t resist haunting our pixelated lands. Maybe that cute redhead girl is too busy battling zombies and creepers to text you back!

So come on, join us and show that redhead girl what she’s missing out on. Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual chaos on our server? Let’s minecraft and chill together!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Farms Harvested:	754	Mythical Quests Completed:	19
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Villages Defended:	9
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

ShonenCraft: Where Creeper meets Ninja in epic battles!

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the future of shonen anime is in safe hands…literally! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a group of Minecraft players stumbled upon a magical portal that transported them to a world where all their favorite shonen anime characters came to life. Imagine battling it out with Goku from Dragon Ball Z or teaming up with Naruto from Naruto to take down evil mobs. The possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most powerful LOLZ you’ll ever encounter. From exploding chickens to rainbow-colored creepers, you’ll never know what to expect next.

So, if you’re ready to embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life, join us now and become a part of something truly EPIC. The future of shonen awaits!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Blocky McBlockface

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, I’m the captain now of this EPIC Minecraft server that will blow your mind! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds. But that’s not all, oh no! We also have a secret underground base where players can ride on unicorns and battle dragons with lightsabers. And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a special event every Friday where players can participate in a dance-off with the Ender Dragon. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the craziness begin!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	32
Divine Spears Created:	18	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Crafty McCraftface: Paradise Edition

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where living in Nicaragua or Costa Rica is better than living in France! Why, you ask? Well, on our server, you can surf on lava instead of water, ride llamas that shoot lasers from their eyes, and build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Unicorn Pig that poops out golden apples, and the Chicken Army that will follow you around and protect you from any danger.

So why live in France when you can join our crazy, wacky, and totally INSANE Minecraft server? Sign up now and start your adventure today!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Mines Excavated:	3287	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Fuwawa’s Ruffian-Proof Minecraft Server: ‘HOEH??!!’

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where anything is possible! Join us for a wild adventure filled with crazy antics and hilarious moments.

Ever wanted to see a GIGANTIC chicken try to fit inside a player’s character? Well, on our server, that’s just a regular Tuesday! Our players are always coming up with the most outrageous challenges and stunts, making every day a new and exciting experience.

And don’t worry, if you ever find yourself in a sticky situation like the one mentioned above, our community of RUFFIANS will always have your back. They’re always ready to lend a hand or a sword, whatever the situation calls for!

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the next legend of our server!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Ores Mined:	1145
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	39	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Meteorites Collected:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	13

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

ShockCraft: Where Creepers are the New Cyborgs

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, THIS server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Imagine a world where creepers ride on the backs of pigs, zombies break out into dance parties, and Endermen wear top hats and monocles. That’s just a taste of the madness you’ll find on THIS server.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to battle a giant chicken boss that shoots lasers out of its eyes, ride on the back of a flying llama, and even participate in a potato sack race with the villagers.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: every full moon, the entire server transforms into a giant disco party where players can show off their best dance moves and compete for the title of Disco King or Queen.

So what are you waiting for? Join THIS server today and experience Minecraft like never before!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Astral Projections Made:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	291

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

New Minecraft Servers 2024

PushyButtonCraft

Updated October 5, 2024

Blocky Boner Ban: NO Sex Allowed!

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Pixelated Pandemonium: Where INDIE Gamers Go Crazy!

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Crafty Kike Rats

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Updated October 5, 2024

HappyCraft: Where even creepers are on Prozac

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AnimeCraft: The Future of Blocks

Updated October 5, 2024

WienerCraft

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Vtuber Love Story: Minecraft Edition

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CraftyThreads – Where even ‘thread 36’ can’t unravel our epic adventures!

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20 Days of Minecraft Madness

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ShonenCraft: Where Creeper meets Ninja in epic battles!

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Blocky McBlockface

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Crafty McCraftface: Paradise Edition

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Fuwawa’s Ruffian-Proof Minecraft Server: ‘HOEH??!!’

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ShockCraft: Where Creepers are the New Cyborgs

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