Punching Asuka in her ugly kraut face Minecraft server

The one… Minecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride of drama and redemption! Our server is filled with players who love to stir up controversy and then pretend like they were always fans of whatever they were trashing. It’s like a soap opera, but with blocky graphics and creepers trying to blow up your house. So come on, join us and see if you can navigate the treacherous waters of fake fandom and backstabbing NPCs. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions, but hey, at least you’ll never be bored!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	22	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Blocky Babes Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to build and survive! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Imagine building your dream castle while fending off hordes of zombie chickens and exploding sheep. That’s right, our server is filled with wacky mobs that will keep you on your toes at all times.

But that’s not all! We have secret dungeons filled with treasure, hidden portals to alternate dimensions, and even a talking cow who gives out quests. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember to watch out for the lurking seaniggers and discord trannies – they’re always up to no good. See you in the game, and may the blocks be ever in your favor!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Big Steaming Minecraft SMP Dump

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride through a land of pure chaos and hilarity!

Join us on this wild ride where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Our Ender Dragon is a fashionista who only attacks players with bad outfits, so make sure you dress to impress!

But that’s not all, folks! Our Nether is a tropical paradise complete with lava water slides and zombie pigmen sipping on coconut drinks. And don’t even get me started on the villagers – they’ve formed a boy band and are dropping sick beats in the town square every night.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this insane Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of invisibility). Trust us, you won’t regret it. Prrrrrrrrrrt!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Blessed Women Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where women are worshipped like goddesses and duality reigns supreme! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious antics.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and was greeted by a group of friendly llamas who taught them how to build a house out of rainbow-colored blocks. But that’s not all – they also discovered a secret underground disco party where the skeletons were busting out some killer dance moves!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that deep in the mines, there’s a hidden treasure guarded by a pack of mischievous pandas who challenge players to a game of tic-tac-toe for a chance to win it all. And let’s not forget about the giant chickens that roam the land, clucking their way into players’ hearts.

So come on down to our server and experience the wacky world of Minecraft like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it – after all, who doesn’t love a good dose of duality and women power in their gaming experience?

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	31
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

NoHateJustCraft Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Slavic languages with their confusing grammar rules and difficult pronunciations? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP! We promise you won’t have to deal with any of that nonsense here.

Join us and experience the thrill of shifting vowels, merging letters, and pronouncing palatalized R’s like a pro. Forget about cases and diacritics, we keep it simple and fun in our world.

And don’t even get us started on those long vowels and pesky loanwords. We’ve got a whole new language system that will have you laughing and learning at the same time.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a whole new world of linguistic hilarity!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Star Shards Collected:	300
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

CapybaraWorld Minecraft server

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The best beginner server for anarchy, for 5 hours of play a free donation case.

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Crops Grown:	1635	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no spice or excitement? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party that never stops! Join us and you’ll be greeted by an attractive, decently popular character who has been around for years. But get this – her whole backstory is practically begging to have some spicy fan-made content made about her. And yet, there is not a single piece of lewd art to be found anywhere! It’s like a mystery waiting to be solved, a challenge for the bravest of adventurers. So come on over and see if you can uncover the truth behind this scandalous lack of porn on our server!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Unfix Hololive Minecraft SMP – It’s Totally Unfair!

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Are you tired of the boring old Minecraft servers where everything is just normal and predictable? Do you crave chaos and hilarity in your gameplay experience? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP, where we have a mission to unfix Hololive! Why, you ask? Because the virtual idols have taken over the server and turned everything upside down with their shenanigans!

Join us as we embark on epic quests to undo the chaos caused by Hololive, from building giant statues of anime girls to battling virtual zombies controlled by the idols themselves. But beware, the idols are always watching and ready to prank unsuspecting players with their mischievous antics.

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe a little bit of madness, come join our Minecraft SMP and help us unfix Hololive once and for all!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Sunrise Squad Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky world where pigs fly, creepers wear top hats, and voting for Trump actually makes you a Minecraft master! That’s right, on our server, every time you vote for Trump, your mining skills increase tenfold and you gain the power to turn your enemies into blocks of cheese. So come on down and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of political satire. Who knew Minecraft could be so entertaining?

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	106

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

No, Minecraft SMP – you aren’t seriously going to vote for this orange retard…

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Are you tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is where the real party is at! Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and a chance to overthrow the evil dictator ruling over the land (spoiler alert: it’s a chicken wearing a top hat).

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that buried deep within our server is a secret treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden carrots. Will you be the one to uncover its hidden location and become the richest player in all the land? Or will you be too busy getting pranked by our resident prankster, Steve the Sheep?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the chaos, the laughter, and the sheer madness that awaits you. And remember, voting for the orange retard is so last season – join us and vote for the chicken in a top hat instead!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

What is the IP for Lana’s Life Minecraft Server?

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Lana is a talented artist and designer who has a passion for creativity and innovation. With a background in fashion design, Lana has worked with various high-profile clients and companies to bring her unique vision to life. In her spare time, Lana enjoys traveling, exploring different cultures, and experimenting with new artistic mediums. She strives to continue pushing the boundaries of creativity and inspiring others through her work.

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	77
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Kami Has Left Japan Minecraft Server

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Welcome to a Minecraft server where Kami, the Japanese deity, has left Japan and decided to set up shop in the virtual world! Join us for a chance to build shrines in their honor and receive blessings for your pixelated adventures.

Our server is filled with mystical creatures like pixelated dragons and ninja villagers who will challenge you to epic battles for rare loot. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Ender Dragon while wearing a kimono, Kami will grant you three wishes!

But beware, there are also mischievous kitsune running amok, stealing blocks and causing chaos. Only the bravest and most skilled players can outsmart these tricksters and earn their respect.

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky yokai). Who knows, you might just become a legend in the world of Kami has left Japan!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Mines Excavated:	1791
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Brit Pol Nebula SMP – The Cosmic Chaos

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our server is filled with more drama than a soap opera! Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and unexpected alliances that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

Our server is so wild that even the creepers are scared to come near us. We have legendary players who have built entire cities out of diamond blocks and have tamed dragons to do their bidding. But beware, there are also rumors of a secret underground society of chickens plotting to take over the server.

So why should you join our server? Because where else can you ride a pig into battle while wearing a suit of enchanted armor made of cheese? Only on our server, where the possibilities are as endless as the number of times you’ll respawn after being blown up by a TNT trap.

Join us at www.bbc.co.uk and prepare for the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of courage, because things are about to get seriously silly.

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	2268

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Galactic Adventure Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our server where pigs fly, literally! Our pigs have wings and can soar through the sky like majestic bacon angels. But that’s not all, our cows can break dance and our sheep can beatbox. It’s a farmyard party 24/7 on our server!

If that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our diamonds are actually made of chocolate! Mine them, eat them, share them with your friends. Just watch out for the chocolate creepers, they’ll explode in a shower of deliciousness.

But wait, there’s more! Our villagers are all secretly ninjas, ready to defend the village from any pesky zombies or skeletons that come their way. And our admin team? They’re all wizards who can grant your every wish (as long as your wish is for more diamonds).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

/Minecraft SMP/ – Monster Hunter General

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Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more lit than the Nether? Well, look no further than our server! Join us for the craziest adventures, like riding pigs off cliffs and building giant statues of creepers.

Why join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds. And rumor has it, if you find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical Ender Dragon.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest mobs you’ve ever seen. From zombie villagers riding llamas to skeleton horses wearing diamond armor, you never know what kind of wacky creatures you’ll come across.

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin! Just be sure to watch out for the exploding sheep and the lava-filled swimming pool. Trust us, it’s all part of the fun!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2