Pump SMP – For grown-ups who like their vanilla Minecraft served straight up!

Server Type	Vanilla Minecraft
Version	1.21
Age restriction	18 and up only

CanalCraft: No Negotiations, Just Blocks

agreements, blocks, canal, CanalCraft, central america, Diplomacy, economic development, foreign policy, Infrastructure, international relations, Négotiation, negotiations, panama, panama canal, Politics, president, rubio, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial rights, Trade, united states, Visit

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	5042
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	62
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15

so like, imagine this, right? we got this super epic Minecraft server, like, it’s so lit you won’t believe it. we got llamas riding pigs, chickens wearing diamond armor, and cows that can do the floss dance.

But wait, there’s more! our server is hosted on a giant floating island in the sky, and the only way to get there is by riding a flying pig. oh, and did I mention that the pigs can talk? yeah, they tell the funniest jokes, it’s hilarious.

If that’s not enough to convince you to join, then how about this: we have a secret underwater city where you can ride dolphins and battle evil mermaids. it’s like Atlantis, but with more creepers.

So come join our server, where the only limit is your imagination. and remember, don’t negotiate on the canal, just build a boat and sail away to epic adventures.

What is the IP for Phoenix SC Minecraft Server?

blocks, can, command, Datapack, know, Minecraft, mod, Phnixhamsta, phoenix, Redstone, sc, see, Server, tags, these, tutorial, Vanilla, you

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	7149
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	15	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	56	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Phoenix SC is a popular Minecraft content creator known for his instructional videos and Let’s Play series. With a focus on showcasing unique and creative gameplay experiences, he has built a dedicated following on YouTube and Twitch. Phoenix SC’s passion for exploring and pushing the boundaries of the game has earned him a reputation as a skilled and innovative player in the Minecraft community.

Vivid Sisters 1.20.4

#unwell, 1.20.4, Bond, care, concern, discomfort, emotional, Empathy, family, Feeling unwell, health, love, not feeling good, relationship, Siblings, Sickness, Sisterhood, sisters, Support, vivid, VT, wellbeing

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	8692
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Astral Projections Made:	3	Love Letters Sent:	20
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8

Yo, bros and broettes, if you wanna join this Minecraft server, let me tell you, it’s like entering a whole new dimension of chaos and fun!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly you stumble upon a portal that takes you to a realm where everything is upside down and pigs fly.

But wait, there’s more! The mobs are all dressed in fancy tuxedos and top hats, and the creepers explode into a shower of confetti and rainbows.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that the /vt/sisters are always there to lend a helping hand…or tentacle…or whatever they have.

So come on, join us on this wild ride of madness and mayhem! You won’t regret it…probably.

SisCraft: No Work, All Play

business partners, Courteous, emotional reaction, emotional response, family business, heated argument, personal attacks, Play, professional demeanor, professional skills, project breakdown, recruiting, refusing to work with sister, Risk, second chance, SisCraft, Startup, success, teaching others, Ultimatum, work, working relationship

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	4690
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	51	Astral Amulets Crafted:	40
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s drama-free and full of professional and courteous players? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own virtual empire without the fear of emotional ultimatums or heated arguments. Our community is full of supportive players who will never blame you for the breakdown of past projects (unless it involves creepers blowing up your creations, of course).

So come on over and join the fun! Who needs a startup when you can create your own virtual kingdom in Minecraft? Plus, we promise not to make you crawl to us asking for success – we’ll just give it to you in the form of diamonds and rare loot. See you in the game!

CraftyPlanet

blue planet, celestial body, Cosmos, CraftyPlanet, Earth, earthlings, gaia, home, Humanity, inhabitants, Mother Earth, New Name, our planet, planet, RENAME, solar system, terra, third rock from the sun, Universe, world

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	2299
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Crops Grown:	7946
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Ores Mined:	8860
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Divine Spears Created:	26

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have renamed Earth to “Blocktopia” because everything is made of blocks here! Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers are actually friendly and give out hugs instead of explosions.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots. Legend has it that those carrots granted the player eternal luck and they went on to build the most epic castle ever seen in the land of Blocktopia.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of dancing llamas who throw the most lit parties every Saturday night. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of the elusive Ender Dragon doing the Macarena on the dance floor.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us on our crazy, blocky adventure and let your imagination run wild in the world of Blocktopia!

SeaSpyCraftPhilippines

#intelligence gathering, Arrests, Asia-Pacific region, Chinese spies, diplomatic tensions, Espionage, espionage activities, foreign agents, government crackdown, international relations, military conflict, naval operations, Philippines, rising tensions, SeaSpyCraftPhilippines, SECURITY, South China Sea, Southeast Asia, Surveillance, territorial disputes, territorial sovereignty

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	9788
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Enchantments Applied:	84	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	14
Potions Brewed:	72	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Dragons Tamed:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more spies than the philippines!!! we have chinese spies, russian spies, even alien spies from mars!!! tensions are high in the south china sea but on our server, we just build epic castles and battle it out in epic pvp matches!!! join now for a chance to uncover secret government conspiracies and maybe even become a spy yourself!!! who needs real life drama when you can have all the excitement in minecraft!!!

VeggieCraft FastFoodWars

biological aging, cellular damage, chronic diseases, diet, fast food, FastFoodWars, FRUITS, health, inflammation, Lifestyle, Longevity, nutrition, Oxidative Stress, premature aging, processed foods, red meat, research, sugar-sweetened soft drinks, unhealthy eating, VEGETABLES, VeggieCraft, young adulthood

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	3129
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Void Armor Forged:	11	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Buildings Constructed:	45	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Dimension Hops:	2

join our epic minecraft server and say goodbye to aging forever! our virtual world is filled with magical fruits and veggies that will keep you young and fresh FOREVER! no more red meat and fast food, just endless fun and eternal youth in our pixelated paradise. come join us and never worry about wrinkles or grey hairs again!

Mythical Quests 1.20.5

1.20.5, advocacy, assault awareness, breaking the silence, consent, gender equality, healing from assault, male empowerment, male survivors, male victims, Men, mental health, METOO, Mythical, Quests, rape culture, sexual abuse, sexually assaulted, support for male survivors, toxic masculinity, Trauma, victim blaming, violence against men

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	206
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2

Omg, join this Minecraft server, bro, it’s like a wild rollercoaster ride of chaos and memes!

You’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget the question you just asked about men being sexually assaulted.

We have pigs that can fly, chickens that lay diamonds, and creepers that explode in rainbows.

Join us and experience a world where anything is possible, even if it doesn’t make any sense at all.

Trust me, you’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of confusion.

Ears Move Funny – Minecraft Server

Ability, ANCESTORS, ancient trait, auditory system, biology, ear movement, ears, Evolution, funny, human ears, Listening, Minecraft, Move, Muscles, neural circuits, neural fossil, orient, research, Science, sensory perception, Server, sound source, vestigial reaction

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	5994
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Endless Night Skies:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Ores Mined:	2283

HEY YOU, YEAH YOU! DO U WANT TO JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW UR MIND? WELL, U BETTER JOIN OUR SERVER BECAUSE WE HAVE A NEURAL FOSSIL THAT MAKES UR EARS MOVE WHEN U LISTEN!

IMAGINE WALKING AROUND IN MINECRAFT AND SUDDENLY UR EARS START TWITCHING LIKE CRAZY. THAT’S THE MAGIC OF OUR SERVER, BABY! WE BELIEVE THAT OUR ANCESTORS USED TO BE ABLE TO MOVE THEIR EARS, AND NOW U CAN EXPERIENCE THAT TOO!

SO WHAT R U WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER AND LET UR EARS DANCE TO THE SOUND OF CREEPERS EXPLODING AND ZOMBIES GROANING. IT’S A WILD RIDE, MY FRIENDS!

Azure Realm 2 1.20.5

#blue lock, 1.20.5, animation, aura, AZURE, CGI, Character development, Competition, cool frames, crybabies, emotional moments, intense matches, Manga adaptation, Manga fans, powerpoint presentation, Realm, SEASON 2, soccer anime, soccer drills, sports anime, teamwork, training camp, Watchable

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	4518
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	5

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like watching a Powerpoint presentation but with way cooler frames and aura effects. And get this, they even have shitty CGI in between for extra laughs. It’s a total trip, man. Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

GrampsCraft Minecraft Server

Animals, Approval, black sheep, Cats, chasing approval, control, cycle of abuse, deathbed, dying wish, failed marriage, family dynamics, GrampsCraft, GRANDPA, love, Minecraft, Multimillionaire, Resentment, self-made, Server, Struggling, Threats, Trailer

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	3561
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	5689
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands family drama? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to escape the real world and dive into a virtual world where you can build, mine, and explore without any family drama weighing you down.

Just like the protagonist in this story, you can leave behind all the emotional baggage and focus on creating your own adventure. No controlling grandpas here, just endless possibilities and fun!

Who needs real-life family drama when you can have creeper explosions and zombie attacks instead? Join our server now and leave all your worries behind. Plus, we promise not to take away your virtual cats – unless they start griefing other players’ builds, of course!

DoggoDramaDilemma

animal abuse, animal advocacy, animal cruelty, animal neglect, animal neglect consequences, animal neglect laws, animal neglect report, animal rescue, animal rights, animal welfare, animal welfare laws, DoggoDramaDilemma, genetic issues, inbreeding, neglect, neglectful pet owners, neglecting dogs, pet neglect, reporting neglect, standing up against neglect

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	272
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Meteorites Collected:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Villages Defended:	16
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this story? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama just like this poor neglected dog situation.

Reasons to join: – Our server is so crazy, you’ll forget all about neglectful dog owners and inbred puppies. – Experience the thrill of standing up against mistreatment and neglect, just like in this story. – Our server is drama-filled, just like reporting a neglectful dog owner to the authorities. – Play with zero empathy for virtual animals, just like the boyfriend in this story. – Get ready for some intense family drama, just like the one in this post.

Join now and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other! (Disclaimer: No real dogs were harmed in the making of this server)

CraftyAtheistHaven

agnostic, atheism, atheist community, BELIEF, CraftyAtheistHaven, critical thinking, deconversion, disbelief, FAITH, freethinker, Logic, non-believer, personal journey, Questioning, reason, reddit, Religion, Religious, secular, skepticism, spirituality

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	1727
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Magic Items Found:	8508
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Farms Harvested:	800	Rune Stones Activated:	4

Are you tired of being surrounded by religious players on other Minecraft servers, constantly preaching about their beliefs? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a strict “no religion” policy! That’s right, you can mine, build, and explore without anyone trying to convert you to their virtual church.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret stash of diamond blocks hidden deep within the End dimension. Rumor has it that whoever defeats the dragon will gain access to this treasure trove and become the richest player on the server. Will you be the one to claim the riches?

Join us now and experience a Minecraft world like no other, where atheists reign supreme and riches await those brave enough to take on the Ender Dragon!

BlockCraft417

2024.., BlockCraft417, blocked websites, Cyber Security, digital censorship, digital rights, freedom of speech, government control, internet censorship, internet crackdown, internet regulation, internet restrictions, media reports, online censorship, online freedom, online information control, online privacy, online surveillance, press freedom, russia, web access restrictions

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	8232
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Emeralds Found:	4951	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	18

so like, u know what’s not blocked in russia? our epic minecraft server! come join us and escape the internet censorship madness! build a house, mine for diamonds, and maybe even start a revolution against the evil website blockers! who needs freedom of speech when u can have freedom to mine? join us now and stick it to the man, one block at a time!

Adriano’s Realm 1.21.1

1.21.1, 2021, Adrianos, anal only, ASSES, chicks, Chinese debt, Chinese government, Chris Buckley, federal indictment, foreign business dealings, global banking family., grand jury, hunter biden, investigations, laptop, Lord Jacob Rothschild, Mike Adriano, NYT reporter, political deal, ponzi scheme, private equity firm, Realm, savings bonds, Southern District of New York, spy balloon, Swallowed, switzerland, tongue fucks, Treasury, US debt, us foreign policy, world banking industry

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	8627
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	39	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Towns Built:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Magic Items Found:	8997
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Yo, listen up! Ever heard of Mike Adriano? Yeah, that dude who’s all up in those anal scenes, but guess what? He’s also out here saving the world from those sneaky bankers trying to pull a fast one on us! Join our Minecraft server and uncover the truth behind the Rothschilds, Hunter Biden, and a Chinese spy balloon. It’s a wild ride filled with intrigue, scandal, and a porn star named Mike Adriano as the unexpected hero. Get in on the action and see what really went down in this crazy conspiracy. Don’t miss out, or you’ll be left wondering why a porn star was involved in a high-stakes political deal. Let’s dig deep and uncover the secrets together!

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