Pump SMP – For grown-ups who like their vanilla Minecraft served straight up!

Server Type	Vanilla Minecraft
Version	1.21
Age restriction	18 and up only

BlockCraft417

2024.., BlockCraft417, blocked websites, Cyber Security, digital censorship, digital rights, freedom of speech, government control, internet censorship, internet crackdown, internet regulation, internet restrictions, media reports, online censorship, online freedom, online information control, online privacy, online surveillance, press freedom, russia, web access restrictions

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	5454
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	44
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Emeralds Found:	8984
Towns Built:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Ores Mined:	2370
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5

so like, u know what’s not blocked in russia? our epic minecraft server! come join us and escape the internet censorship madness! build a house, mine for diamonds, and maybe even start a revolution against the evil website blockers! who needs freedom of speech when u can have freedom to mine? join us now and stick it to the man, one block at a time!

Adriano’s Realm 1.21.1

1.21.1, 2021, Adrianos, anal only, ASSES, chicks, Chinese debt, Chinese government, Chris Buckley, federal indictment, foreign business dealings, global banking family., grand jury, hunter biden, investigations, laptop, Lord Jacob Rothschild, Mike Adriano, NYT reporter, political deal, ponzi scheme, private equity firm, Realm, savings bonds, Southern District of New York, spy balloon, Swallowed, switzerland, tongue fucks, Treasury, US debt, us foreign policy, world banking industry

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	9190
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Mythical Quests Completed:	27	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

Yo, listen up! Ever heard of Mike Adriano? Yeah, that dude who’s all up in those anal scenes, but guess what? He’s also out here saving the world from those sneaky bankers trying to pull a fast one on us! Join our Minecraft server and uncover the truth behind the Rothschilds, Hunter Biden, and a Chinese spy balloon. It’s a wild ride filled with intrigue, scandal, and a porn star named Mike Adriano as the unexpected hero. Get in on the action and see what really went down in this crazy conspiracy. Don’t miss out, or you’ll be left wondering why a porn star was involved in a high-stakes political deal. Let’s dig deep and uncover the secrets together!

CraftyWaitressLies

ACCUSATION, aita, Angry, bill, burger, CraftyWaitressLies, Difference, dish, dishonesty, family, Fries, Large, Lied, Manager, Medium, Order, Prices, Restaurant, Situation, Upsell, waitress

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	2646
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	300	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Void Gems Collected:	23
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

Come join our Minecraft server where you won’t have to worry about getting upsold on fries like this poor soul at a restaurant! Our server offers unlimited virtual fries with every meal, no matter what size you prefer. Plus, our managers are always on standby to make sure you’re treated fairly and honestly. Don’t be the “asshole” who gets scammed for fries, join our server and feast like a king without the drama!

RedditRatPack

Anonymity, burner accounts, Celebrity Gossip, celebrity scandals, digital footprint, famous person, famous personalities, hidden profiles, internet personas., internet sleuthing, online activity, online anonymity, online behavior, online personas, online presence, reddit, RedditRatPack, secret identities, social media, social-networking, undercover

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	4214
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	34	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Star Shards Collected:	214
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Villages Defended:	7

Have you ever wondered which famous person has multiple burner accounts on Reddit? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you can uncover the truth behind this mystery! Join us and embark on a quest to uncover the secret identities of your favorite celebrities as they lurk in the depths of the internet. Will you discover that your favorite A-lister is actually a master troll in disguise? Only one way to find out – join our server now and let the madness begin!

CraftyBlock: 100% Tariff-Free Zone

brics, CraftyBlock, economic sanctions, Economy, export tariffs, foreign relations, global trade, import tariffs, India, international relations, negotiations, Politics, protectionism, tariff threat, TariffFree, trade agreements, trade disputes, trade policies, trade tensions, trade war, trump, Zone

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	6093
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Alien Abductions:	0
Villages Defended:	14	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Love Letters Sent:	17
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	1

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we have trump as our president and he’s threatening to put a 100% tariff on all the BRICS members, including india. why join? because where else can you find a server with such high stakes and drama? plus, trump is always saying crazy stuff and you never know what he’ll do next. come join before he builds a wall around our server and makes us pay for it! #buildthatwall #trump2020 #minecraftmadness

VividCraft Skyline 1.20

ai generated, ANCHOR, Archiving, Boorus, constructive criticism, dark edition, deliveries, deliveries only, drawthread, hololive, Horrors, NSFW deliveries, Past Threads., Reposting, Requests, search tag, skyline, VividCraft, Vtuber, youtube booru

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	5174
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6

Yo, bros and broettes! Are you ready to dive into the depths of darkness and uncover the spookiest secrets of the night? Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with horror and madness!

We’ve got creepy creatures lurking around every corner, waiting to jump out and give you a scare. From haunted houses to eerie forests, this server is like a horror movie come to life!

But don’t worry, we also have some hilarious surprises in store for you. Ever wanted to see a zombie dance the cha-cha? Or watch a skeleton try to do the Macarena? Well, you’re in luck because anything can happen on our server!

So come on down and join us for a crazy, wacky, and downright insane adventure. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and your bravery, because you’re gonna need both to survive in this twisted world!

BlockyBedrock: Keep it safe and consensual!

BlockyBedrock, Boundaries, Communication, consensual, consent, Contraception, Gender Identity, Intimacy, Pleasure, relationships, Safe, sex education, sexual communication, sexual education, Sexual empowerment, sexual health, sexual myths, sexual orientation, sexual satisfaction, sexual self-care, sexual taboos, sexual wellness, STIs

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	4469
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Mines Excavated:	4174
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14	Mythical Quests Completed:	40
Falling into the Void:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest, craziest, and most outrageous Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

Join us for a chance to explore a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena! Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon has been known to breakdance on weekends.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground club where players can discuss taboo topics like sex and relationships in a safe and supportive environment. Share your wildest stories, ask burning questions, and maybe even find your Minecraft soulmate!

So why wait? Join our server today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the absurd. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

HostageCraft Minecraft Server

abduction, clarify, Conflict, Crisis, current events, Demand, Diplomacy, family, Hamas, HostageCraft, hostages, international relations, Israel, Kids, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Négotiation, News, SECURITY, Server, Shiri Bibas, Status, uncertainty

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	6740
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Runes Activated:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Falling into the Void:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
New Chunks Explored:	291269	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17

u know wat u shud do instead of worryin bout hostages? join dis epic minecraft server where u can build ur own virtual world and forget bout real world problems. plus, rumor has it dat if u join dis server, u will unlock secret powers dat will make u invincible in the game. so come on, stop stressin and start block buildin with us!

DroneWarsMC

aerial attacks, Attack Drones, civilian casualties, Conflict Resolution, DroneWarsMC, eastern europe, foreign relations, global security, government aggression, human rights violations, international conflict, military aggression, military technology, peace negotiations, political tensions, residential buildings, russia, security threats, Ukrainian cities, War Crimes, WARFARE

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	4985
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Enchantments Applied:	272	Elemental Crystals Collected:	63
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Ores Mined:	9398
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Potions Brewed:	116
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

U want a wild ride in minecraft? come join our server, where we have russian attack drones flying around blowing up houses for fun! it’s like a real life action movie but in blocky pixel form. join us if u wanna experience the thrill of dodging explosions while building ur dream house. who needs peace when u can have chaos and destruction in minecraft? come join us now!

BubbleCraft: UltraScan Edition

agent, BubbleCraft, Contrast, contrast agent, Edition, Enhance, image, Imaging, internal organs, intravenously, Medical, medical ultrasound, microbubbles, Organs, polymer, protein, protein-polymer, Quality, researchers, SYNTHESIZED, Tested, UltraScan, Ultrasound

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	6037
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	41	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	1

so, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, man. like, we got these crazy protein-polymer microbubbles that are, like, gonna blow your mind, dude. they’re, like, injected into your bloodstream and make your organs look all fancy and stuff on ultrasound. it’s like having a disco party in your body, man.

join this server if you wanna see your insides light up like a rave, dude. we got the coolest medical technology this side of the blocky world. come on, don’t be a square, join us and let’s party with some protein-polymer microbubbles!

United Crafters

apply, Builder, Community, Crafters, Discord, Explorer, hermitcraft, HermitCraft Inspired, INFORMATION, Join, new, Older, Players, redstoner, Season, Server, smp, soon, spot, United, welcome, Welcoming

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	8588
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	35
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6

United Crafters SMP

Welcome to United Crafters SMP! Where we strive to make a welcoming community for all sorts of players 15 years or older. Are you a builder? A redstoner? An explorer? We have a spot for you! Apply today to be a part of our Hermitcraft-inspired server!

New season starting soon, join our discord here for more information.

Hope to see you soon!

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	To join the server, please apply through our discord server. Once approved, you will receive the server IP and instructions on how to connect.
What plugins does the server have?	Our server has a variety of plugins to enhance gameplay, including essentials, grief prevention, and more. You can find a full list of plugins on our discord server.
Are there any rules on the server?	Yes, we have rules in place to ensure a positive and enjoyable experience for all players. These rules cover topics like griefing, hacking, and respectful behavior towards other players. You can view our full list of rules on our discord server.
Is there a world reset schedule?	We typically have a world reset every 6 months to keep the gameplay fresh and exciting for our players.

Box Noodle City 1.20.5

1.20.5, Box, city, noodle

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	2914
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Magic Items Found:	1967
Mythical Swords Crafted:	56	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5

Yo, listen up gamers! If you wanna join a Minecraft server that’s crazier than a box of noodles fighting a YouTuber girl, then you gotta hop on this server ASAP!

We got pigs flying, creepers twerking, and villagers breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow.

Join us for the most epic PvP battles where you can smack down your enemies with a diamond sword while riding a llama wearing a top hat.

And don’t even get me started on our custom mini-games like “Hot Potato with TNT” and “Parkour Madness with a Twist of Lemon.”

So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s see who can survive the chaos!

TortureTunes Minecraft SMP

Agony, Cruel, Manipulation, mental anguish, mental torture, mind games, Minecraft, Music, Psychological, psychological warfare, relentless repetition, repeat, sadism, Sadistic, sadistic playlist, smp, Suffering, Torment, Tormenting, tormenting music, tormenting song, torture, TortureTunes

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	4926
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Secret Passages Found:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Emeralds Found:	2594
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most epic server ever! We have like, a million diamonds just lying around waiting for you to mine them. And our spawn area is like a giant disco party with villagers dancing and pigs flying, it’s insane!

But wait, there’s more! We have this secret underground base where we hold epic PvP battles every day. And the winner gets a pet dragon to ride around on, no joke! And if you lose, you have to listen to “Baby Shark” on repeat for 24 hours straight, it’s pure torture, but so worth it.

So come join us on this crazy, chaotic, and totally random Minecraft SMP, where anything can happen and everything is just plain ridiculous. Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a wild ride!

CongressCraft: No Fear, Just Crap

Accountability, comfort, Congress, congresscraft, Corruption, Crap, Democracy, dishonesty, Ethics, fear, Government, hearings, immunity, Justice, knowledge, law, oversight, Politics, power, Privilege, prosecution, transparency

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	1472
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	79	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Runes Activated:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Orbs of Power Found:	6

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you have to follow the rules and play nice? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft server where Congress has complete immunity and can spew nonsense all day long without any consequences!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a wild congressman appears, spreading fake news about the best mining techniques. Or maybe you’re building a castle and a group of politicians show up to debate the best building materials (spoiler alert: it’s definitely not cobblestone).

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to participate in epic congressional hearings where players can make up outrageous claims and get away with it scot-free. Who knew politics could be so fun in Minecraft?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the chaos and hilarity of a world where Congress reigns supreme and anything goes!

Peatland Pals: Moss Mayhem!

#sustainability, Biodiversity, carbon storage, climate change, conservation, die off, drought, ecosystem, environmental impact, future projections, global warming, greenhouse gases, MAYHEM, mitigation efforts, moss, PALS, Peatland, research, restoration efforts, sphagnum moss, temperature rise, threat, uk

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	3153
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Holy Grails Found:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5

join our epic minecraft server where we save the sphagnum moss from certain doom!!! we have created a virtual world where peatland is thriving and the moss never dies off. you can help us fight against the evil forces of warmth and dryness by building peatland fortresses and protecting the precious carbon storage.

come join us and be a hero in the battle against climate change in minecraft form. who knew saving the environment could be so fun and pixelated? let’s show those real-life peatlands who’s boss in our virtual world of endless possibilities.

so grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig in to the most important mission of all time – saving the sphagnum moss in minecraft!!!

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