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DoritoCraft: Where Blue Chips Lead to Evil Shenanigans!

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Are you tired of dealing with lying, fat bitches who ruin everything they touch? Then you need to join our Minecraft server! We promise no Chinese, Nazi-supporting, year-long project-ruining, coworker-shitting-on fat bitches here! Only the most epic gamers unite on our server, where faggoons and Hololive incels are not welcome. Join us and be a part of a community that doesn’t tolerate bottom-of-the-barrel subhumans. So what are you waiting for? Kill yourself and join our server today!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

LowTierBaitCraft: Where even the worst memes can make it into our server!

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Are you tired of being a low tier bait gamer? Do you want to join a Minecraft server that will make you feel like a high roller in the 1st world? Look no further! Our server is so epic, you’ll be willing to spend 5000 dollars just to be a part of it. And forget about wasting money on ammunition, because on our server, the only thing you’ll be shooting is your shot at becoming the ultimate Minecraft champion. So come join us and level up your gaming experience to a whole new level of awesomeness!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

OyyCraft: Where Creepers Kvetch and Villagers Schmooze!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where we intercept 99.6000000% of missiles! That’s right, we have a team of highly trained llamas who are experts at missile defense. You can build your base in peace knowing that our llamas have got your back.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground bunker filled with enchanted diamonds and rare resources. Legend has it that the bunker is guarded by a pack of ninja chickens who will challenge you to a dance-off before letting you in.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a secret society of talking sheep who hold weekly poetry slams. You haven’t lived until you’ve heard a sheep recite Shakespeare in a British accent.

So come join our Minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, don’t look at those videos, don’t trust your eyes, and always beware of the ninja chickens.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Minecraft Mahjong Madness – Get ready to tile and mine your way to victory in this epic server!

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most outrageous one out there!

Join us for a wild ride filled with Mahjong tournaments, M-League matches, and a booru dedicated to all things Mahjong! Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

But wait, there’s more! We also host BA tourneys where you can show off your skills and compete against the best of the best. Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this epic Minecraft adventure!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare yourself for a gaming experience like no other. Who knew Minecraft and Mahjong could go hand in hand? It’s time to level up your gameplay and join the madness!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Crafty Cancelled Chaos: Where the Party Never Starts!

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Are you tired of feeling like a sad sack in real life? Well, do we have the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and say goodbye to those depressing vibes. Our virtual world is filled with rainbows, unicorns, and endless amounts of cake. Plus, rumor has it that if you build a house out of diamond blocks, a magical llama will appear and grant you three wishes. Don’t miss out on the chance to turn that frown upside down and join us today!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Creeper’s Cove: Where OccultSlxts Unite!

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with mystery and intrigue.

Imagine a world where cows have OnlyFans accounts and gothic slampigs roam the lands. Our server is like no other, with faceless creatures sporting huge pale tits and massive asses. It’s like a twisted fairy tale come to life!

We even have lost media to uncover, like lost photos of “sluts in Adelaide” that may never be found again. Who knows what other secrets lie hidden in the depths of our server?

So come on, join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows what kind of craziness you’ll encounter next!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Crops Grown:	4882

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

TreasureQuest: Where we dig for diamonds and dreams! Join now for a chance to strike it rich in Minecraft!

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Are you tired of digging for buried treasure in real life and coming up empty-handed? Well, fear not my fellow treasure hunters, because on our Minecraft server, the buried treasure practically jumps out of the ground and into your inventory! Join us and become financially secure in no time, all while avoiding pesky pirates and deadly traps. Who needs a boring old metal detector when you have a pickaxe and a sense of adventure? So come on down to our server and start digging for that sweet, sweet loot!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Dimension Hops:	12
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	348

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Marine’s Booty Cove – A Minecraft Adventure like no other!

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a box of fortune cookies? Look no further, because our server is where the party’s at! Join us for some crazy adventures and LOL-worthy moments that will have you rolling on the floor laughing.

Imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a wild Rurudo appears, serenading you with a cover that will make your pickaxe drop. Or how about a showdown with the Bishoujo Muzai Pirates, where the only booty they’re after is your precious loot?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary 3rd Generation girls band, who rock out in 3D live performances that will blow your mind. And don’t even get us started on the Second World Trailer – it’s like stepping into a whole new dimension of craziness.

So why wait? Join us now and become part of the madness. Who knows, you might even stumble upon Marine herself, leading a parade of Umisea creatures in a dance that will make your avatar bust a move. It’s all happening here, only on our insane Minecraft server. See you there, if you dare!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Enchantments Applied:	246

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

NukeBusters Minecraft Server: Save the Day in Style!

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Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate moral dilemma: disarm a nuke and save thousands of pixelated people OR nuke an entire city because some rich player wants a better view of the wasteland! And the best part? There are no real consequences either way, so go ahead and let your inner chaos reign supreme!

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can also ride on flying pigs, battle zombie chickens, and build a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of diamond blocks. And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure and a talking llama who tells dad jokes.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most absurd adventures you’ve ever had in a virtual world. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but who cares when you’re having this much fun)!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	838	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Crafty Jew Crew vs. Sissy Sissiles

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind (and maybe a few buildings)? Look no further! Our server is so lit, even Iran and Israel can’t help but join in on the fun. With our arsenal of crazy plugins and epic builds, you’ll be laughing your way through creeper explosions and zombie hordes. Join now for a gaming experience that’s out of this world (literally, we have a spaceship build that will make Elon Musk jealous)! #MinecraftMadness #JoinTheChaos

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Crops Grown:	7294
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Call of the Creeper: Minecraft Madness

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Are you tired of mining for diamonds only to fall into lava and lose everything? Well, fear not, because on our server, you can call upon the name of the Lord and be saved from all your Minecraft mishaps!

Join us and experience the divine protection of the Almighty as you build your blocky empire. No more worrying about creepers blowing up your hard work or accidentally hitting a zombie pigman in the Nether. Just call out to the Lord and watch as your character is miraculously saved from certain doom.

But wait, there’s more! Not only will you be protected from in-game disasters, but you’ll also receive blessings of epic loot drops and enchanted gear. It’s like having a divine cheat code activated just for you!

So why wait until it’s too late? Join our server now and start your journey to salvation and epic Minecraft adventures. And remember, the Lord works in mysterious ways, especially when it comes to pixelated worlds.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	8

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Volume 21 Minecraft: Where Kingdoms Take 20 Volumes to Get Good

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that take forever to get to the good stuff? Well, look no further because our server is like reading 21 volumes of a manga before it gets good! That’s right, we promise you won’t have to wait long to start having a blast.

And if you think building a kingdom in Minecraft is a drag, think again! Our server will have you ruling over your own kingdom in just 20 volumes – I mean, minutes. But be warned, just like Conan, there may be some unexpected twists and turns along the way.

So why wait? Join our server now for a wild ride filled with adventure, excitement, and maybe even a few mysteries to solve. Who knows, you might even uncover the secret to unlocking the ultimate power in Minecraft!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Emeralds Found:	1404	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Dimension Hops:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Creeper Comedy Club – Where Laughs Explode!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us at the CINEMASSACRE PODCAST for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly trained ninja penguins who will stop at nothing to make sure you have the best time of your life in Minecraft. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hidden somewhere in the server where you can dance the night away with your fellow players.

But wait, there’s more! We have custom-made mini-games that will test your skills and challenge your wit. From parkour courses that will make you question your sanity to PvP battles that will leave you breathless, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us at the CINEMASSACRE PODCAST for a Minecraft experience like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell)!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Zombie Dances:	7
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	63	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	80
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

PolishCraft: Where even the creepers have style!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the solution for you! Our server has been scientifically proven to be 10 times more fun because we’ve added a secret ingredient – Polish genes! That’s right, we’ve spliced in some DNA from the land of pierogis and polka music to make your gaming experience truly unforgettable.

Join our server for a chance to experience the power of Polish genes in action. Your character will be imbued with superhuman strength, the ability to speak fluent Polish (even if you’ve never studied the language), and an insatiable craving for kielbasa. Plus, every time you mine a block, a disco ball drops from the sky and starts playing a polka remix of your favorite song.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Polish Minecart Races. Strap in and hold on tight as you zoom through twisting tunnels and loop-de-loops, all while dodging flying pierogis and giant bottles of vodka. The winner gets a lifetime supply of kielbasa and bragging rights as the fastest miner in all of Minecraft.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the magic of Polish genes for yourself. Trust us, once you go Polish, you’ll never go back!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

JulyFoolsCraft: Where the fun never ends and the jokes never stop! See you in July for a hilarious adventure!

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate party destination for all you blockheads out there!

Join us for epic build battles where you can show off your mad building skills and flex on all the noobs. Want to ride a pig off a cliff? We got you covered. Need to tame a pack of wild wolves to do your bidding? We got that too.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes a guest appearance every full moon to challenge players to a dance-off. And if you win, you get a diamond-encrusted sword that shoots lasers.

So what are you waiting for? Join us in July for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft experience of your life. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity! See you there, blockheads!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Crops Grown:	6281	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Towns Built:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Astral Projections Made:	3	Holy Grails Found:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Titanic Battles Fought:	17