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Updated October 3, 2024

Players: 92/500 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Reality Warps Survived: 2 Magical Familiars Summoned: 5
Magical Ponies Rescued: 5 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0 Cosmic Pies Baked: 10
Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Cursed Villages Purged: 4
Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3 Goblin Markets Raided: 2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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