so like, this server is like, totally insane, dude. like, you won’t believe the crazy stuff that goes down here. like, we got this one player who built a giant toilet out of diamonds, like what even? and then there’s this other player who only communicates in pig latin, oinkay? it’s wild, man.

and get this, on this server, when you get all hot and bothered, your sense of control goes out the window. it’s like, you’re just along for the ride, ya know? but if you’re a psycho, you’re like, nah, i got this. it’s like you’re in control of the chaos, man.

so like, if you wanna join a server where anything goes and nothing makes sense, this is the place for you. come on over and get ready for a wild ride, bro. oinkay?

Updated October 2, 2024

Players: 102/900 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Royal Courts Attended: 2 Reality Warps Survived: 0
Runes Activated: 5 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 10
Horror Stories Survived: 2 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1
Forgotten Legends Remembered: 3 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4
Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 9

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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