so like, this server is like, totally insane, dude. like, you won’t believe the crazy stuff that goes down here. like, we got this one player who built a giant toilet out of diamonds, like what even? and then there’s this other player who only communicates in pig latin, oinkay? it’s wild, man.

and get this, on this server, when you get all hot and bothered, your sense of control goes out the window. it’s like, you’re just along for the ride, ya know? but if you’re a psycho, you’re like, nah, i got this. it’s like you’re in control of the chaos, man.

so like, if you wanna join a server where anything goes and nothing makes sense, this is the place for you. come on over and get ready for a wild ride, bro. oinkay?

Updated September 30, 2024

Players: 109/300 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found: 10 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2 Astral Projections Made: 0
Ether Blades Crafted: 13 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4
Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1 Divine Spears Created: 14

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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