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| Players: | 106/700 | Votes: | 4294 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 8 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 17 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 20 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 | Evil Twin Fights: | 3 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 5 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 10 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 5 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 3 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 |
Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server you gotta join, like seriously bro, it’s lit AF. So like, the reason you gotta join is because we have this thing where every time you mine a diamond, a unicorn spawns in your base and gives you a high five. I know, crazy right? And like, every time you build a house, a pack of flying pigs come and serenade you with Taylor Swift songs. It’s wild, man. Plus, we have this rule where if you find a rare pink sheep, you become the king of the server and get a crown made out of cheese. Yeah, cheese. So like, what habit are you most proud of? Mine is joining this insane Minecraft SMP server, bro. You gotta join, trust me.
