Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where we embrace our inner weirdness and have a blast! Forget about building epic structures or surviving against mobs, our main goal here is to see who can collect the most outrageous items in-game.

Join us if you want to show off your collection of bizarre and hilarious items, like a giant statue of a potato or a house made entirely out of cheese. And don’t worry about judgment, because we’re all about celebrating our quirks here.

Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground club where players proudly display their questionable mousepads and figurines. Who knew being a porn addict could be so entertaining in Minecraft?

So come on over and join the fun! Just make sure to leave your judgment at the door and embrace the chaos. Who knows, you might just find yourself laughing until you cry at the absurdity of it all.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players: 91/900 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
Rune Stones Activated: 5 Eerie Music Discs Played: 4
Legendary Scepters Created: 7 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4
Epic Quests Completed: 19 Vanishing Items Found: 8
Mystical Amulets Crafted: 39 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 14

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • Seiky Network

    Seiky Network

    [1.20] Seiky Network is the #1 Minecraft Server. We offer a wide range of gamemodes, such as Prison, Skyblock, SkyPvP and Survival. IP: seiky.net Discord: https://discord.gg/JhsXGE9Dmb.

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 109/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Chimeras Created: 1 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4
    Meteorites Collected: 2 Celestial Beings Befriended: 2
    Ores Mined: 519 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 6
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 3 Immortal Anvils Forged: 9
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 15

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • sVanilla Survival

    sVanilla Survival

    sVanilla Survival goes back to the roots of what a Semi-Vanilla SMP should be. Vanilla, with few quality of life modifications. We’re dedicated to providing the old-school SMP experience, with a large map that never resets, no land claims, and most importantly – crystal free PvP.

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 90/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Astral Mages Summoned: 3 Glorious Feasts Held: 18
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 5 Twisted Realms Survived: 2
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2 Infernal Machines Built: 0
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 15 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 26

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • ConquerEarthMC

    ConquerEarthMC

    (16+) A strong and server history with war and politics. Join a dedicated, tight-knit community of like-minded mature players interested in history, geography, politics, and war. Come role-play as the leader of a historically notable nation. You can chill with friends, play survival, or experience all of the rich custom features ConquerEarth offers. ConquerEarth is a geopolitical Towny-Earth server hosted on a 1:1500 scale replica of the Earth map.Original Map Experience the initial creation packed with all its uniqueness. The original map contains our custom-made resource pack, which allows for custom resources, custom items, custom mobs, and Darius’s signature guns (NO MODS REQUIRED! PRESS JOIN!). A short list of our features includes guns, vehicles, meteors, weed, alcohol brewing, flags, siegewar, MCMMO, jobs, dynamic shop, chest shops, elevators, security cameras, events and more. Unfortunately, all of this is achieved with the caveat of Bedrock incompatibility. The original map is and will remain, a native Java exclusive. The map is native to version 1.19.4 and has the most compatibility with 1.19.4 clients, but you may join on any version.Orion Map Our newest Orion map strives to bring Minecraft players of all platforms together. We fully support Bedrock players, and the server is entirely Bedrock compatible, all thanks to the addition of GeyserMC and Floodgate. Although native and best played on 1.20.4, the map can be played on any version. Unlike our original map, this map is a more reserved and familiar geopolitical Towny-Earth experience with only vanilla combat. There is no custom resource pack; therefore, there are no custom resources and no custom items from the original map that rely on our resource pack. Furthermore, this means no guns, no custom items, and no custom mobs. A more faithful geopol experience still with the ConquerEarth flair of features such as vehicles, meteors, alcohol brewing, siegewar, MCMMO, jobs, dynamic shop, chest shops, elevators, security cameras, events and more.Server IP: conquerearthmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Website: www.conquerearthmc.com/ Discord: discord.gg/hXvNemNqQr Dynamic map: map.conquerearthmc.com/

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 97/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5 Infinity Stones Found: 5
    Holy Grails Found: 4 Teleportation Mishaps: 5
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 6
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 3 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • StarDix

    StarDix

    The Largest Minecraft Server in Brazil. Full PvP, PvP Kit, BedWars, Survival and Much More… Come have fun and adventure in our Mini Games.IP: play.stardix.comOur social networks: Site: https://stardix.com Store: https://loja.stardix.com Discord: https://dc.stardix.com YouTube: https://yt.stardix.com Forums: https://forum.stardix.com

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 110/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 2 Magical Frogs Kissed: 8
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 6 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 27
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 30 Mineshafts Explored: 1
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 20 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Epic Battles Fought: 15

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • Arcane Realms

    Arcane Realms

    Welcome to Arcane Realms – Where Adventure Awaits!Greetings, intrepid explorers! Are you ready to venture into a world of boundless magic and excitement? Look no further, because Arcane Realms is here to guide you through an unforgettable journey in the Minecraft universe.A Realm of Enchantment: Step into a meticulously crafted realm where enchanting landscapes, mystical forests, and ancient ruins await your discovery. Uncover hidden secrets, conquer mythical creatures, and carve your own heroic saga.Epic Quests: Brace yourself for epic quests and challenges that will test your courage and skills. From venturing into treacherous dungeons to confronting legendary foes, each journey offers a chance to prove your mettle.Unified Community: Join a vibrant community of fellow players who share your love for adventure. Build alliances, barter resources, and collaborate on awe-inspiring creations that will shape the very fabric of our world.

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 97/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 14 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5
    Whispering Caves Entered: 2 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 57 Forbidden Tomes Read: 1
    Villages Defended: 10 Eclipse Rings Activated: 2

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • AbsolutGG

    AbsolutGG

    Hello everyone, I present to you AbsolutGG, a server for those who enjoy playing and enjoy the simplicity of the game, however, in addition to having the basic resources, we also have extra things that improve the gaming experience for all of you.– Rankup System – Duel system with ranking – Cashier System – Marriage System – PET system – Quest system – Slimefun Complete – Skills – Redprotect – Stores – Warps e Kits – Spawners with soft touch (no need to be VIP) Support from 1.12 to 1.19, taking advantage of the updates!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 94/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Potions Brewed: 151 Dimension Hops: 3
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3 Celestial Gardens Planted: 3
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 5 Cursed Amulets Found: 2
    Wailing Winds Heard: 2 Cursed Lands Purified: 6
    Divine Scrolls Written: 8 Lost Cities Unearthed: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • Savercraft

    Savercraft

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 98/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 4 Crystal Caves Mapped: 6
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 2 Chaos Gates Opened: 2
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
    Heroic Legacies Created: 7 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • Eden Prison

    Eden Prison

    Greetings, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts!Are you yearning for a classic prison experience reminiscent of the golden era of 2012-2013? Look no further than Project Eden – the ultimate revival of old-school prisons with exciting modern enhancements! We are thrilled to announce the launch of Season 2 today, offering a fresh start for everyone and a pure classic prison adventure!What Sets Us Apart?At Project Eden, we pride ourselves on providing a balanced and non-overpowered prison environment. You’ll begin your journey with basic gear and gradually rank up to unlock better equipment. Progression may take time, but don’t worry – as you climb the ranks, you can take advantage of your elevated status by setting up shops and selling to lower-ranked players, fostering a vibrant economy within the prison walls.But that’s not all! We’ve gone the extra mile to cater to PvP enthusiasts. Delve into the depths of our colossal PvP dungeon nestled beneath the prison, where you’ll encounter thrilling battles and reap exclusive rewards that can be utilized throughout your time on the server. Embrace the exhilaration of combat and emerge as a true champion!Join Our CommunityOur server has only recently opened, giving you a fantastic opportunity to gain an edge and establish yourself among the pioneers of Project Eden. We are committed to cultivating an active and welcoming community, ensuring that your gameplay experience is nothing short of extraordinary. Immerse yourself in the nostalgia and relive the glory days of classic prisons!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 107/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 3 Secret Guilds Joined: 2
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 4 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1
    Royal Decrees Issued: 4 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 20
    Rainbows Spotted: 10 Haunted Chests Opened: 8

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • DogeCraft

    DogeCraft

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 95/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Magic Items Found: 3586 Royal Courts Attended: 3
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 19
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3
    Cursed Amulets Found: 5 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0
    Astral Projections Made: 3 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 50

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • Astrophobia RP

    Astrophobia RP

    At the farthest frontier of explored space, in the deepest, darkest corner of the galaxy, three stranded factions collide. The liberated inmates of a prison ship on a terraforming mission, the corporate paramilitary tasked with guarding them, and the wayward galactic marines that got caught in between. Communications are down, the way home is blocked, resources are dwindling, tensions are high- And the strange alien vessel previously thought destroyed is waking up. Perhaps a way home can be found aboard it, or maybe the three groups will have to make the inhospitable desert planet of Llyr their new home.Key Features: • An immersive Sci-fi experience and a completely player-driven world. • Fully fleshed out, easy to learn and roleplay focused RPG system. • An easy to navigate wiki filled with rich and interesting lore, regularly updated with in-character occurrences and player actions. • A wealth of custom plugins that interact with each other: an economy and job system, a player housing system, interactive data pads and many other features. • A Sci-fi resource pack with many custom models. • Aid one of the existing factions in fighting over resources and taking over outposts (both in space and on the planet’s surface) with our custom conflict system, or create your own faction. • Choose from one of several astrosapient races, and build your character the way you want it with a wide selection of traits and perks. • Empower yourself with rare Xenotech artifacts. And much, much more!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 109/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 7 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7
    Eternal Flames Captured: 8 Phantom Knights Defeated: 7
    Dragonkin Hatched: 1 Portal Loops Escaped: 2
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 3 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 120

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • AnimeSucht.com

    AnimeSucht.com

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 100/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Whispering Caves Entered: 6
    Star Shards Collected: 118 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 9
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 0 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 15 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • BlotCraft

    BlotCraft

    Blotcraft Network! About us? We are a Minecraft Video Game community, with a multiplayer server in versions from 1.16.5 to the most updated version, we are always in charge of giving new things and new ideas to the community. Blotcraft has modalities such as FFA’s of pot netherite, diamond, and ffa crystal, also contains its sandbox, survival RPG, Towny with custom Texture pack, and much more. What are you waiting for? Come in and find out, a beautiful community server, followed events and a lot of level.

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 101/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 4 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0
    Magic Crystals Found: 10 Goblin Markets Raided: 6
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 3 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 6 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 37

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • The Universe Network

    The Universe Network

    The Universe is a Minecraft Community Server for all ages. Our committed Universe Team creates gameplay like no other. Everything on our network is exclusively crafted, ensuring a custom-made and unique experience.Gamemodes: – Next Level Prison – Cyberpunk Laser TagThis server is running entirely on custom code written by experienced creators. It’s safe, grief-free, high-performance, and has dedicated staff. Updates are entirely community-based.Join now!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 109/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Towns Built: 6
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 7 Eternal Flames Captured: 5
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 2 Arcane Towers Raised: 5
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 5 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 5
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 20 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • MineSeed

    MineSeed

    Mineseed is a unique and vanilla survival experience.-Grief Prevention -1.18 Caves & Cliffs -Unique Quests Daily -Navigation menus -Spawner Changes -Optimized performance; no lag experienced -Nice player base -Emerald Shops AND A LOT MOREJOIN NOW FOR THE BEST SURVIVAL EXPERIENCE AT PLAY.MINESEED.ORG

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 97/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 9 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 29
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 6 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 7 Phantom Ships Sailed: 4
    Villages Defended: 8 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 24
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 20 Crystal Wands Charged: 16

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • Medieval Vanilla

    Medieval Vanilla

    A vanilla server with some life quality plugins such as essentials, GriefPrevention, and TreeGravity. The server is updated to the newest version as soon as Optifine is released. With a small and friendly community, we strive to create a safe place to chill out. Griefers and trolls are not welcome and will be banned as soon as possible. SERVER IP: medieval-vanilla.com Server Port [Bedrock and Pocket Edition]: 19132 Server Port [Java]: 25565Example: medieval-vanilla.com:19132

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 108/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 14 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 1
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 345 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 3 Invisible Pathways Walked: 5

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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