Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where we embrace our inner weirdness and have a blast! Forget about building epic structures or surviving against mobs, our main goal here is to see who can collect the most outrageous items in-game.

Join us if you want to show off your collection of bizarre and hilarious items, like a giant statue of a potato or a house made entirely out of cheese. And don’t worry about judgment, because we’re all about celebrating our quirks here.

Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground club where players proudly display their questionable mousepads and figurines. Who knew being a porn addict could be so entertaining in Minecraft?

So come on over and join the fun! Just make sure to leave your judgment at the door and embrace the chaos. Who knows, you might just find yourself laughing until you cry at the absurdity of it all.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players: 99/1000 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created: 14 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
Runes Activated: 5 Shadow Figures Spotted: 1
Villages Defended: 15 Cursed Amulets Found: 0
Mythical Quests Completed: 42 Cosmic Pies Baked: 4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • BroKits

    BroKits

    BroKits – When you die you receive a Random Kit and can jump right into the arena to fight progress and become the best! (1.13 and all versions above (could be problems with 1.19.3/1.19.2))

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 104/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 16 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3
    Evil Twin Fights: 1 Astral Projections Made: 2
    Herobrine Sightings: 6 Magical Familiars Summoned: 4
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 8 Emeralds Found: 8584
    Royal Courts Attended: 1 Mimic Chests Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • Life Steal SMP

    Life Steal SMP

    Life Steal SMP: A Minecraft Adventure for Java and Bedrock Players Playable on Java and Bedrock Supports Minecraft Versions 1.16.X to 1.20.XFeatures: – Weekly Tournaments with cash prizes – Custom Duels (Unranked and Ranked) with multiple kits – Anti Pay-to-Win store ranks – Real Money Rewards for Seasonal stats – Custom-Balanced in-game shop – 20 Heart Maximum, 7-day death bansExperience thrilling adventures with friends in a lag-free environment. Join Life Steal SMP for an unforgettable Minecraft journey!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 102/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7 Cursed Villages Purged: 4
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 7 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 4 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 42 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 71

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • Vanilla Tyme

    Vanilla Tyme

    Vanilla Tyme is a survival server that offers a vanilla experience, with no game altering plugins.We are a whitelisted community. You must apply to play. We encourage those applying to put effort into their application. We have an active, friendly, and mature community with a dedicated staff team.• No teleporting plugin! You can travel by foot or use our expansive nether tunnels. Build and decorate your own tunnel! • No economy plugin! Everyone is encouraged to build a shop and compete in our trust-based diamond economy. Trade using other items too! • No land claim plugin! Simply find a free spot and get building! • No pay-to-win! Supporters are offered EULA compliant perks. Everyone is on the same level! • Everything is built by players, for players! You can donate materials or build alongside other members. • Participate in weekly events, weekly competitions, holiday celebrations, monthly build competitions, and even UHC!Our server promotes awesome builds and community; we are excited to see what you will bring to Vanilla Tyme!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 102/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 13 Mythical Swords Crafted: 72
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Lunar Scepters Activated: 9
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 10
    Lost Souls Rescued: 4 Soul Swords Wielded: 4
    Epic Battles Fought: 12 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • Sapphire

    Sapphire

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 110/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Talking Trees Consulted: 6 Rainbows Spotted: 2
    Falling into the Void: 1 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4 Titan Hearts Harvested: 2
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 1 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • SolaceMC

    SolaceMC

    SolaceMC is all about enhancing the Vanilla Minecraft experience. With your favourite classics such as Towny, mcMMO, Jobs and more, as well as tons of Custom tools and features, you’re sure to find yourself a new home in this community!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 92/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 18 Soul Contracts Signed: 1
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 18 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 3
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 2 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Lost Souls Rescued: 5
    Cursed Villages Purged: 2 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 8

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • Peaceful Farms

    Peaceful Farms

    Welcome to Peaceful FarmsWhat are we? Well, we are a farming economy server.What is the objective? Create the best farm you can! You have little limits on what you can build! Sell your crops and rank up, we have over 30 ranks that you can achieve!Do you have to farm? Of course not! For many players, the server is a haven for building as we are tough on grief and have systems to prevent it.What are you waiting for? Join Peaceful Farms! For a different type of Minecraft experience for all!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Legendary Scepters Created: 2
    Alternate Realities Explored: 1 Zombie Dances: 4
    Glorious Feasts Held: 12 Treasure Maps Found: 3
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 6 Divine Spears Created: 16

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • Gamers React minecraft

    Gamers React minecraft

    We will be featuring a great community, amazing builds, awesome adventures and soo many opportunities for fun!Want to play Survival? You Got It!Want to play SkyBlock or Oneblock? You Got It!What else can we do? Super glad you asked; Tired of the same old 1.8 minecraft with no colors, no design potential, well at Gamers React we offer huge multiplayer worlds, hosted on on the best hardware featuring all the new blocks from 1.16, 1.17 and beyond. Want a blackstone piglin infested house. No problem! Want some weathered copper on your roof. Yea you can have that too!Go watch Gamers React on YouTube and we will see you soon. We will be featuring clips obtained on the server on the main YouTube Channel.

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 100/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 38 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Meteorite Armor Created: 15
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5 Ender Pearl Glitches: 1
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 5 Mimic Chests Discovered: 2
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6 Ancient Ruins Explored: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • CwR Minecraft network

    CwR Minecraft network

    CwR MC Network comes with server featuring unique content and an amazing community, friendly staff, and awesome players like you!» Survival SMP » Slimefun SMP » Lifesteal SMP » Bedwars » Kitpvp » Minigames » DuelsBEDROCK SUPPORTED!JAVA IP: mc.cwresports.lk BEDROCK IP: mc.cwresports.lk:19132

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 96/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 28
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Gods Slained: 2
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 10
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Whispering Shadows Heard: 1
    Void Armor Forged: 14 Horror Stories Survived: 4

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • CrownMC Survival

    CrownMC Survival

    CrownSMP is a friendly 1.18.2 – 1.19 Survival and Lifesteal network, which supports both Java and Bedrock players.

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 93/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3 Vanishing Structures Built: 2
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 40
    Living Statues Befriended: 3 Lunar Scepters Activated: 12
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 8 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 6 Gods Slained: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • Seiky Network

    Seiky Network

    [1.20] Seiky Network is the #1 Minecraft Server. We offer a wide range of gamemodes, such as Prison, Skyblock, SkyPvP and Survival. IP: seiky.net Discord: https://discord.gg/JhsXGE9Dmb.

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 104/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 0 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
    Evil Twin Fights: 3 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1
    Chimeras Created: 1 Wyrmholes Dug: 5
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5 Emeralds Found: 2137
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • sVanilla Survival

    sVanilla Survival

    sVanilla Survival goes back to the roots of what a Semi-Vanilla SMP should be. Vanilla, with few quality of life modifications. We’re dedicated to providing the old-school SMP experience, with a large map that never resets, no land claims, and most importantly – crystal free PvP.

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 90/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 90 Paranormal Events Investigated: 3
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Animals Bred: 111
    Battle Standards Raised: 7 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 11
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 1 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 10
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0 Haunted Mines Explored: 1

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • ConquerEarthMC

    ConquerEarthMC

    (16+) A strong and server history with war and politics. Join a dedicated, tight-knit community of like-minded mature players interested in history, geography, politics, and war. Come role-play as the leader of a historically notable nation. You can chill with friends, play survival, or experience all of the rich custom features ConquerEarth offers. ConquerEarth is a geopolitical Towny-Earth server hosted on a 1:1500 scale replica of the Earth map.Original Map Experience the initial creation packed with all its uniqueness. The original map contains our custom-made resource pack, which allows for custom resources, custom items, custom mobs, and Darius’s signature guns (NO MODS REQUIRED! PRESS JOIN!). A short list of our features includes guns, vehicles, meteors, weed, alcohol brewing, flags, siegewar, MCMMO, jobs, dynamic shop, chest shops, elevators, security cameras, events and more. Unfortunately, all of this is achieved with the caveat of Bedrock incompatibility. The original map is and will remain, a native Java exclusive. The map is native to version 1.19.4 and has the most compatibility with 1.19.4 clients, but you may join on any version.Orion Map Our newest Orion map strives to bring Minecraft players of all platforms together. We fully support Bedrock players, and the server is entirely Bedrock compatible, all thanks to the addition of GeyserMC and Floodgate. Although native and best played on 1.20.4, the map can be played on any version. Unlike our original map, this map is a more reserved and familiar geopolitical Towny-Earth experience with only vanilla combat. There is no custom resource pack; therefore, there are no custom resources and no custom items from the original map that rely on our resource pack. Furthermore, this means no guns, no custom items, and no custom mobs. A more faithful geopol experience still with the ConquerEarth flair of features such as vehicles, meteors, alcohol brewing, siegewar, MCMMO, jobs, dynamic shop, chest shops, elevators, security cameras, events and more.Server IP: conquerearthmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Website: www.conquerearthmc.com/ Discord: discord.gg/hXvNemNqQr Dynamic map: map.conquerearthmc.com/

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 96/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 15 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 9 Epic Weapons Forged: 2
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 19
    Backwards Speech Heard: 6 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0
    Towns Built: 2 Haunted Mines Explored: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • StarDix

    StarDix

    The Largest Minecraft Server in Brazil. Full PvP, PvP Kit, BedWars, Survival and Much More… Come have fun and adventure in our Mini Games.IP: play.stardix.comOur social networks: Site: https://stardix.com Store: https://loja.stardix.com Discord: https://dc.stardix.com YouTube: https://yt.stardix.com Forums: https://forum.stardix.com

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 101/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 2 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5 Eternal Flames Captured: 4
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 11 Elemental Crystals Collected: 38
    Rainbows Spotted: 5 Endless Staircases Climbed: 2
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 10 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • Arcane Realms

    Arcane Realms

    Welcome to Arcane Realms – Where Adventure Awaits!Greetings, intrepid explorers! Are you ready to venture into a world of boundless magic and excitement? Look no further, because Arcane Realms is here to guide you through an unforgettable journey in the Minecraft universe.A Realm of Enchantment: Step into a meticulously crafted realm where enchanting landscapes, mystical forests, and ancient ruins await your discovery. Uncover hidden secrets, conquer mythical creatures, and carve your own heroic saga.Epic Quests: Brace yourself for epic quests and challenges that will test your courage and skills. From venturing into treacherous dungeons to confronting legendary foes, each journey offers a chance to prove your mettle.Unified Community: Join a vibrant community of fellow players who share your love for adventure. Build alliances, barter resources, and collaborate on awe-inspiring creations that will shape the very fabric of our world.

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 97/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Talking Trees Consulted: 1 Mythical Quests Completed: 40
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 81 Legendary Titles Earned: 3
    Ether Blades Crafted: 16 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 4 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • AbsolutGG

    AbsolutGG

    Hello everyone, I present to you AbsolutGG, a server for those who enjoy playing and enjoy the simplicity of the game, however, in addition to having the basic resources, we also have extra things that improve the gaming experience for all of you.– Rankup System – Duel system with ranking – Cashier System – Marriage System – PET system – Quest system – Slimefun Complete – Skills – Redprotect – Stores – Warps e Kits – Spawners with soft touch (no need to be VIP) Support from 1.12 to 1.19, taking advantage of the updates!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 100/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 4018 Living Shadows Defeated: 3
    Teleportation Mishaps: 5 Demonic Pacts Formed: 0
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 7
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 2 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2
    Crops Grown: 6708 Hidden Passages Discovered: 8

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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