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Our server is filled with crazy characters and even crazier builds. Want to build a giant statue of a butt? Go for it! Want to create a rollercoaster that goes through a lava pit? Why not! The possibilities are endless on our server.

But the real reason you should join is for the epic battles that take place every Saturday night. Picture this: a horde of zombie pigmen storming your base, but instead of fighting them off with swords, you whip out your trusty prostate orgasm device and send them running in fear. It’s a sight to behold, let me tell you.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who really follows those anyway?). Let’s get wild and wacky together!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 110/600 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created: 6 Phoenix Feathers Found: 6
Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5
Celestial Events Witnessed: 1 Cursed Swords Broken: 3
Forbidden Relics Collected: 8 Celestial Gardens Planted: 5

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • Savercraft

    Savercraft

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 101/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Blood Moons Survived: 1 Legendary Scepters Created: 4
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 2 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 106
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 10
    Titanic Battles Fought: 15 Wilderness Tamed: 9

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • Eden Prison

    Eden Prison

    Greetings, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts!Are you yearning for a classic prison experience reminiscent of the golden era of 2012-2013? Look no further than Project Eden – the ultimate revival of old-school prisons with exciting modern enhancements! We are thrilled to announce the launch of Season 2 today, offering a fresh start for everyone and a pure classic prison adventure!What Sets Us Apart?At Project Eden, we pride ourselves on providing a balanced and non-overpowered prison environment. You’ll begin your journey with basic gear and gradually rank up to unlock better equipment. Progression may take time, but don’t worry – as you climb the ranks, you can take advantage of your elevated status by setting up shops and selling to lower-ranked players, fostering a vibrant economy within the prison walls.But that’s not all! We’ve gone the extra mile to cater to PvP enthusiasts. Delve into the depths of our colossal PvP dungeon nestled beneath the prison, where you’ll encounter thrilling battles and reap exclusive rewards that can be utilized throughout your time on the server. Embrace the exhilaration of combat and emerge as a true champion!Join Our CommunityOur server has only recently opened, giving you a fantastic opportunity to gain an edge and establish yourself among the pioneers of Project Eden. We are committed to cultivating an active and welcoming community, ensuring that your gameplay experience is nothing short of extraordinary. Immerse yourself in the nostalgia and relive the glory days of classic prisons!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 103/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 0 Epic Battles Fought: 13
    Dragon Eggs Found: 764 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
    Endless Mazes Solved: 4 Haunted Chests Opened: 10
    Invisible Walls Found: 1 Powerful Allies Recruited: 7
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2 Paranormal Events Investigated: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • DogeCraft

    DogeCraft

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 105/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 13
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 5 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 33 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 4 Emeralds Found: 7750

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • Astrophobia RP

    Astrophobia RP

    At the farthest frontier of explored space, in the deepest, darkest corner of the galaxy, three stranded factions collide. The liberated inmates of a prison ship on a terraforming mission, the corporate paramilitary tasked with guarding them, and the wayward galactic marines that got caught in between. Communications are down, the way home is blocked, resources are dwindling, tensions are high- And the strange alien vessel previously thought destroyed is waking up. Perhaps a way home can be found aboard it, or maybe the three groups will have to make the inhospitable desert planet of Llyr their new home.Key Features: • An immersive Sci-fi experience and a completely player-driven world. • Fully fleshed out, easy to learn and roleplay focused RPG system. • An easy to navigate wiki filled with rich and interesting lore, regularly updated with in-character occurrences and player actions. • A wealth of custom plugins that interact with each other: an economy and job system, a player housing system, interactive data pads and many other features. • A Sci-fi resource pack with many custom models. • Aid one of the existing factions in fighting over resources and taking over outposts (both in space and on the planet’s surface) with our custom conflict system, or create your own faction. • Choose from one of several astrosapient races, and build your character the way you want it with a wide selection of traits and perks. • Empower yourself with rare Xenotech artifacts. And much, much more!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 94/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 4 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 13
    Vanishing Structures Built: 4 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
    Evil Lairs Raided: 7 Ender Pearl Glitches: 3
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 5 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 8 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • AnimeSucht.com

    AnimeSucht.com

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 110/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Endless Legions Commanded: 21 Mineshafts Explored: 4
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 12 Cozy Campfires Lit: 25
    Farms Harvested: 590 Living Statues Befriended: 3
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 184 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2
    Gnome Villages Protected: 5 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • BlotCraft

    BlotCraft

    Blotcraft Network! About us? We are a Minecraft Video Game community, with a multiplayer server in versions from 1.16.5 to the most updated version, we are always in charge of giving new things and new ideas to the community. Blotcraft has modalities such as FFA’s of pot netherite, diamond, and ffa crystal, also contains its sandbox, survival RPG, Towny with custom Texture pack, and much more. What are you waiting for? Come in and find out, a beautiful community server, followed events and a lot of level.

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 100/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 8497 Fairy Circles Danced In: 8
    Potions Brewed: 94 Epic Battles Fought: 11
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 3 Lost Souls Rescued: 6
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 7 Legendary Scepters Created: 4
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 2 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • The Universe Network

    The Universe Network

    The Universe is a Minecraft Community Server for all ages. Our committed Universe Team creates gameplay like no other. Everything on our network is exclusively crafted, ensuring a custom-made and unique experience.Gamemodes: – Next Level Prison – Cyberpunk Laser TagThis server is running entirely on custom code written by experienced creators. It’s safe, grief-free, high-performance, and has dedicated staff. Updates are entirely community-based.Join now!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 110/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 3 Evil Lairs Raided: 4
    Love Letters Sent: 19 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 20
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 21 Volcanoes Explored: 2
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 14 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • MineSeed

    MineSeed

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 93/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Magic Items Found: 7982
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 3 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 5
    Enchanted Armories Found: 6 Fairy Circles Danced In: 9
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1 Shadow Figures Spotted: 1
    Pirate Ships Captured: 2 Secret Guilds Joined: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • Medieval Vanilla

    Medieval Vanilla

    A vanilla server with some life quality plugins such as essentials, GriefPrevention, and TreeGravity. The server is updated to the newest version as soon as Optifine is released. With a small and friendly community, we strive to create a safe place to chill out. Griefers and trolls are not welcome and will be banned as soon as possible. SERVER IP: medieval-vanilla.com Server Port [Bedrock and Pocket Edition]: 19132 Server Port [Java]: 25565Example: medieval-vanilla.com:19132

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 106/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Buildings Constructed: 37 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2
    Heroic Legacies Created: 6 Villages Defended: 7
    Orbs of Power Found: 6 Forbidden Tomes Read: 7
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 4
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Haunted Mines Explored: 2

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • MINERAZE

    MINERAZE

    We offer many features such as:Custom Towny, Items, Mobs, Jobs, Dungeons, and more.Join with org.mineraze.net

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 110/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Infernal Machines Built: 2
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1
    Secret Guilds Joined: 2 Astral Projections Made: 0
    Mythical Relics Collected: 18 Secret Libraries Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • GladMC

    GladMC

    Minecraft Server GladMC – Brazilian Server BedWars, Full PvP, RankUP, Practice …Server IP: mc.gladmc.com Site: https://gladmc.com Discord: https://dc.gladmc.com Instagram: https://ig.gladmc.comThe best minecraft server in Brazil, without lag with Ping BR! Invite your friends and meet new people, have fun in our mini games.

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 103/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 3 Unseen Monsters Slain: 7
    Cursed Villages Purged: 1 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0
    Arcane Towers Raised: 5 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3
    Cursed Statues Activated: 2 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 5 Gnome Villages Protected: 6

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • PrismaCraft

    PrismaCraft

    ANNOUNCEMENT! Towny 2 has been released!PrismaCraft is a friendly, community-focused towny server that is perfect for any Minecraft players looking for a place to settle down and vibe, build, and grind to their hearts content! Our unique range of plugins help create a cosy, yet grindy, vanilla-ish experience with RPG elements. Come find your own little home within our lovely community!Discord: https://discord.gg/prismacraft LinkTree: https://linktr.ee/prismacraft

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 99/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 23 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1
    Wilderness Tamed: 19 Soul Swords Wielded: 6
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4 Infernal Machines Built: 0

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • FlashSMP

    FlashSMP

    Welcome to BlossomSMP, a captivating Minecraft survival multiplayer experience where creativity and community intertwine in a vibrant world of endless possibilities. In this enchanting 1.20 version of the game, BlossomSMP invites you to embark on a journey like no other, where the landscape is painted with the hues of blossoming trees and the air is filled with the sweet fragrance of adventure.

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 110/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Ender Pearl Glitches: 2
    New Chunks Explored: 997570 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2
    Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Immortal Anvils Forged: 11
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • TheYolos

    TheYolos

    A Minecraft Network with Multiple Gameplay and Fun Community! ⭐Survival ⭐Slimefun ⭐Fantasy ⭐Mmorpg ⭐Dungeons ⭐Good Community ⭐Survival Hardcore ⭐MORE!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 95/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 1 Evil Twin Fights: 1
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Teleportation Mishaps: 4
    Talking Trees Consulted: 4 Phoenix Feathers Found: 13
    Pirate Ships Raided: 3 Dragon Scales Harvested: 267
    Enchanted Armories Found: 2 Legendary Heroes Trained: 4

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • RexKraft

    RexKraft

    RexKraft is a tight-knit community that welcomes all new members. We are a family-friendly server so everyone can have an enjoyable time while playing! We’re a highly oriented community that values all the opinions our player base offers. We bring a lot to the table to make sure you do not get bored on the server!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 104/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Endless Night Skies: 1 Immortal Anvils Forged: 18
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 4
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 3 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5
    Teleportation Mishaps: 4 Magical Ponies Rescued: 8

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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