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Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 96/800 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Royal Courts Attended: 0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 5 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 8
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3 Gryphons Tamed: 2
Eclipse Rings Activated: 3 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Mysterious Portals Opened: 7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • Minebits

    Minebits

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 95/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1
    Mineshafts Explored: 3 Divine Scrolls Written: 25
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 43
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 3 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 8
    Evil Twin Fights: 1 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • LuckyCraft

    LuckyCraft

    Discover LuckyCraft, the most friendly and fun Minecraft survival server in Dutch, running on version 1.20. In our dynamic survival world where the possibilities are endless, an unparalleled Minecraft experience awaits you. In LuckyCraft we ensure that the game never stands still through our unique and innovative mob-rank system. As you play, you’ll earn more and more rewards and benefits, making LuckyCraft the perfect choice for players who are constantly looking for challenge and progression in their Minecraft experience. With a friendly community of like-minded Dutch-speaking players, LuckyCraft is more than just a survival server. It’s a place to discover, grow and enjoy the fantastic world of Minecraft. Join LuckyCraft, the leading 1.20 Minecraft survival server, today and start your adventure in the most friendly and fun environment!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 90/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Wailing Winds Heard: 3
    Buildings Constructed: 48 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 1 Epic Battles Fought: 10
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 4 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • CraftMC.pro

    CraftMC.pro

    ◈ ᴄʀᴀғᴛᴍᴄ.ᴘʀᴏWe invite you to this community dedicated to Minecraft enthusiasts. We focus on creating a friendly and fun environment for players of all ages and experience levels.With an experienced and competent team in managing this type of servers, we dedicate our resources and time to create special events to offer unique and exciting experiences to our players.–

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 109/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 5 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Vanishing Items Found: 5
    Treasure Maps Found: 8 Mysterious Portals Opened: 18
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • Pandam

    Pandam

    Pandamium is a Vanilla Survival Minecraft Server which will always update to the latest snapshot with experimental features.The server runs on a dedicated server with top hardware to ensure the best performance possible.Pandamium also uses a datapack to offer custom features like homes, tpa and voting rewards.We’re looking forward to seeing you on the server!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 104/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2 New Chunks Explored: 903845
    Divine Spears Created: 18 Curse of Binding Applied: 2
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Goblin Markets Raided: 8
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 1 Magic Crystals Found: 21
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 3 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • Smithereens Reboot

    Smithereens Reboot

    This cherished server is making a comeback! Tired of complicated mods and resource packs? Smithereens provides the vanilla experience along with an economy system and player-run shops. Join us and immerse yourself in the pure, nostalgic world of Minecraft.

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 91/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6 Omnipotent Charms Created: 4
    Ether Blades Crafted: 16 Reality Warps Survived: 1
    Gryphons Tamed: 3 Gnome Villages Protected: 6
    Crops Grown: 5276 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6
    Mines Excavated: 2146 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • VentureBlock MC

    VentureBlock MC

    Venture Block MC 1.20.1 Sanctuary Survival server based economy, quests, custom enchants, grief prevention, PvP and PvE. Escape Survival player based economy, quests, player shops, custom enchants, grief prevention, PvP and PvE. Creative Test World to test all your build ideas before building in survival, create schematics, maps and more!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 95/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Talking Trees Consulted: 1 Cursed Lands Purified: 2
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 174 Astral Amulets Crafted: 30
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0 Forbidden Relics Collected: 4
    Lost Souls Rescued: 1 Infinity Stones Found: 4
    Cursed Villages Purged: 4 Unicorn Sightings: 1

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • OceaniaCraft

    OceaniaCraft

    OceaniaCraft offers players a unique survival/economy experience with a massive list of non pay-to-win ranks to earn through gameplay!We have a very unique selection of custom made plugins that aim to maintain most vanilla aspects of the game while still introducing an economy aspect with the focus on gaining ranks through in-game currency and gameplay.Our player base is super friendly and our dedicated staff team volunteer around the clock to ensure that your experience is as enjoyable as possible. We hope to see you around!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 94/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Demonic Pacts Formed: 0
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2
    Secret Guilds Joined: 1 Epic Mounts Acquired: 4
    Zombie Dances: 0 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 1 Wilderness Tamed: 7

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • Hollowtree

    Hollowtree

    Welcome to Hollowtree, a relaxing Minecraft community partnered with CorbaWorld. Enjoy features like Grief Prevention, OP gear, unique jobs, QuickShops, McMMO, in-game ranks, donation packs, voting rewards, crates, no AFK-kick, mob catching, a peaceful resource world, MyPet, a creative server, Brewery, custom mob loot, auctions, warps, and Bedrock compatibility!We value our community and host events with exclusive gear and loot. Join our Discord for engagement, reports, suggestions and more! Hollowtree, sprouted from Hollowcraft 2015, reopened in December 2023 with its original owner and many returning members. Come play!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 95/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 14 Zombie Dances: 5
    Dark Rituals Completed: 6 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
    Emeralds Found: 2549 Goblin Markets Raided: 5
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 9 Chimeras Created: 1
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 4 Enchanted Armories Found: 8

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • Minehut

    Minehut

    Paying Sucks Paying for game server hosting sucks. We know. That’s why we built an entire platform that allows anybody to create a server for free. Just hop on our lobby to get started.Cloud Technology Minehut’s innovative cloud infrastructure provides freely available servers for hundreds of players to use at any given time. Stop worrying about config files, restart management and uptime dependencies.Twitter: https://twitter.com/Minehut

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 93/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 2 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 5 Divine Relics Bestowed: 9
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 9 Mysterious Portals Opened: 20
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 3 Towns Built: 5

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • EcoCityCraft Economy

    EcoCityCraft Economy

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 102/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Wailing Winds Heard: 2
    Alternate Realities Explored: 4 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 15
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0 Mineshafts Explored: 4
    Portal Loops Escaped: 3 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • Hopela – Survival

    Hopela – Survival

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 104/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Divine Scrolls Written: 21 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 8 Immortal Anvils Forged: 7
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 5 Immortal Potions Brewed: 8
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3 Portal Loops Escaped: 0

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • MysticValleyCraft

    MysticValleyCraft

    Chill Vibes | Crates | Voter Ranks | Seasonal Events | Skripts | Discord | No Griefing | Grief Prevention | Homes | /SitMystic Valley Craft is a community driven friendly survival server. With two (2) developers, there is no better time than the present to join and pitch your own ideas! All ranks are Vote based ranks! No Pay-to-WIN!Home to a shopping district located around spawn, using a custom in house shop chest plugin, mini-games (such as word guess) and a custom dragon fight, you will never get bored!If you want to play normal survival, that’s okay too! Our world is expansive and ready to be explored! Prefer violence? There are designated PvP Arenas where you can fight other players with leader boards!What is a Crate you might ask?Well first, there’s a Vote Crate, which requires a Vote Crate Key – acquired by, you guessed it, voting! First vote gives you a key on the house! On that note, the more you vote, the better rewards you get with every Vote Level! (try /votelevel in game)Second, there’s a Crate that cycles seasonaly, which is full of enchanted, magical, and exciting custom items! Moon Crate Keys have a 1% chance on every VOTE! That is an average pay out of 14 keys per year just by voting! You can access any Crate you like by visiting the Past Crates Tower at /spawnCome sit down, enjoy the eclipse, and play some Minecraft! 🙂

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 95/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2 Epic Quests Completed: 5
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4 Living Statues Befriended: 2
    Enchanted Armories Found: 2 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 2 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4 Eerie Music Discs Played: 5

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • Airidale Classic Prisons

    Airidale Classic Prisons

    Since 2016 Airidale has been pushing the bounds of Minecraft, and we are not stopping anytime soon! We offer a wide variety of custom game modes that anyone can enjoy. With custom features exclusive to our network, you won’t be let down!We use custom plugins to give players a true classic prisons experience. With custom enchanting, cells, shops, and items, you will never run out of things to do! Grind your way to the top with McMMO and Gangs! Give Airidale a try today!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 97/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Wyrmholes Dug: 7 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 25
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 13
    Mines Excavated: 3551 Forbidden Relics Collected: 8
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 4
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 9 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • AusCraft

    AusCraft

    » JOIN NOW « PLAY.AUSCRAFT.NET Survival | Protections | Resource Pack | mcMMO | Friendly all ages CommunityHere’s some handy links » FORUMS » https://auscraft.net DISCORD » https://discord.gg/auscraft STORE » https://store.auscraft.net We look forward to seeing you, and Happy Crafting!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 94/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 4330 Enchanted Forests Planted: 5
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3 Treasure Maps Found: 1
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Astral Staffs Crafted: 19
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
    Whispering Caves Entered: 6 Secret Libraries Discovered: 5

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • Mirkovic Junior High School

    Mirkovic Junior High School

    Welcome to MirkovicSMP , we are one strong and friendly community.Things we have is Jobs/Crates/Ranks/Economy/Warp PvP/Graves and a lot of cool things. We are sure there is something for everyone on our server.We are waiting for u !

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 99/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Treasure Maps Found: 11
    Battle Standards Raised: 10 Lost Souls Rescued: 1
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 6 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 81 Elemental Crystals Collected: 88

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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