Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, come join our wacky and wild SMP where the real question is: what’s the best technology for prostate orgasms?

Our server is filled with crazy characters and even crazier builds. Want to build a giant statue of a butt? Go for it! Want to create a rollercoaster that goes through a lava pit? Why not! The possibilities are endless on our server.

But the real reason you should join is for the epic battles that take place every Saturday night. Picture this: a horde of zombie pigmen storming your base, but instead of fighting them off with swords, you whip out your trusty prostate orgasm device and send them running in fear. It’s a sight to behold, let me tell you.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who really follows those anyway?). Let’s get wild and wacky together!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players: 96/800 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed: 5 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 9
Divine Scrolls Written: 19 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • SimAlley Sheepies

    SimAlley Sheepies

    A server for fans of the SimAlley youtube channel! All new sheepies welcome!!! There are often very random things that happen and it’s a little bit wild. Always unexpected. It’s also not overly strict on rules. If you make life miserable for other people on the server, then yes. You will be kicked. . . . but things are usually pretty low key here. Not a lot of people on at once.

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 99/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Cosmic Pies Baked: 4
    Pirate Ships Captured: 0 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • AssassinPvP

    AssassinPvP

    IP : AssassinPvP.cbu.net:25593 Owner: CyprusAssassinGR Flypvp server

    Ranks: Coal Iron Gold Diamond Emerald

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 106/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 20 Wilderness Tamed: 5
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3 Glitched Entities Encountered: 0

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • Miracle mc skyblock

    Miracle mc skyblock

    MiracleMC Is a place Where You Can Play A Simple Or Harder Skyblock. We Have Island Challenges that Each Lead To The Other Although This Server Isnt Popular I would Greatly Appreciate It If You Gave Us A Chance.

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 94/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Rainbows Spotted: 9 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 1643 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • ChillMines

    ChillMines

    CHILLMINES

    OP custom prison server. – Custom Enchants – Private Mines – Pets – Much more!

    ChillMines is a fun non pay to win custom enchants prison server.

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 105/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Void Armor Forged: 19 Phoenix Feathers Found: 9
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 15 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • Breakdown Servers

    Breakdown Servers

    Welcome to Breakdown Servers.

    We support the following mods on all of our servers!

    Pixelmon CustomNPCs

    Come join Breakdown Servers to have a time like no other! You won’t regret it!

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 91/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 3 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 13 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • Koolsurvival

    Koolsurvival

    This server is an extension to the KoolFreedom FreeOP Minecraft server.

    This was the original server back in the day before it was a FreeOP server, this server was also at one point going to be a semi-anarchy server, but that never was going to work out because it would be chaos.

    This is just your basic survival server, nothing too special. IF YOU DO BEAT THE ENDER DRAGON, SOMEONE WITH CREATIVE MODE WILL RE-SPAWN IT. Withers are enabled, all the fun stuff is there for everyone to enjoy.

    The IP to the server is s.koolfreedom.eu.org

    Enjoy your time, if you do join!!!!

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 105/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 3 Invisible Walls Found: 3
    Endless Night Skies: 4 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • CraftGamez

    CraftGamez

    From CityBuild to BedWars, we offer a lot of building and playing fun on our network. Join today and enter /vote on CityBuild 1 to receive a “vote box”. (there are mega jackpots!)

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 90/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 12 Undead Armies Raised: 1
    Holy Grails Found: 2 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 79

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • RGS Union Anarchy Survival

    RGS Union Anarchy Survival

    Small anarchy survival server with no rules. Hacks, cheats, anything is allowed. Ranks would be added in the future if player count increases. Feel free to join if interested. Version 1.8-1.15.x support.

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 110/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 4 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 7 Soul Contracts Signed: 5

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • Infiniplains

    Infiniplains

    Welcome to InfiniPlains! (not actually infinite)

    Here you can enjoy vanilla survival Minecraft with your friends! Our server does not have official rules but please use common sense while playing! Have fun!

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 104/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Astral Mages Summoned: 2 Enchantments Applied: 169
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Royal Decrees Issued: 0

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • Paragon MC

    Paragon MC

    You’ve been sentenced to a lifetime in prison and hard labour for multiple accounts of piracy!

    Features: – Ranks A-Z – Prestiges – Custom Models and Textures – Custom Modelled Bosses – Personal Islands – Quarries and Minions – Pirate Ships – Periodic Events – Mine Bombs – Gangs Missions – Gang Ships – Quests and Daily Missions

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 91/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 5 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Crops Grown: 2119

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • CBS TW

    CBS TW

    Creative Building Server Taiwan It’s a server that uses creative mode to build buildings and mini-maps.

    Mainly I hope that anyone can complete their work anywhere, not limited to computers

    Therefore, the map files of this server are expected to be freely downloadable by everyone. In order to maintain quality, we have started “genuine verification”, please forgive me.

    For the sake of free construction, Youyu will not open “territory” and “small wooden ax” for the time being.

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 106/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Pirate Ships Raided: 0 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 16 Magic Items Found: 5175

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • Alpha realm 1.19.4

    Alpha realm 1.19.4
    Welcome to Alpha Realm. Here you can start your very own nation and rise to the top accompanied by slimefun industries and movecraft vehicles.

    Discord:https://discord.gg/b8UMzjvUmB

    Website: https://www.alpharealm.fun/

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 110/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 100
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 4 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • Swole

    Swole

    Swole is an Australian hosted server, we have a range of game-types to choose from. Each game-type has its own worlds & Features. Join our discord server join here Factions Features: voting crates, hourly envoys, auction house, server shops, vip ranks & perks, voting points shop & crate keys Towny Features: voting crates, auction house, server shops, vip ranks & perks, voting points shop Vanilla Features: voting crates, vip ranks & perks, voting points shop, basic game-play Skyblock Features: voting crates, vip ranks & perks, voting points shop, pvp enabled normal nether & end, server shops Arenas Features: Pvp Plugin Arena game-types 1v1, 5v5 & More, vip ranks & perks, Mob Arena’s Plots Features: personal protected plots, ability to add players to your plots, vip increased plot amount Creative Features: No protection, ability to test features example cannons etc Swole are recruiting staff: Builders, Helpers, JrMods, Mods & JrAdmins Please note, to become a higher rank, you must start from the bottom & prove yourself first. All applicants must apply via discord.

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 106/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 6 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 283 Endless Legions Commanded: 37

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • Liweth

    Liweth

    Features:

    Skills Leveling Quests Equipment, Gem, Potion crafting Scrolls Gods Bosses Territory figts Treasures Parkour Brewing Power buffs

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 110/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Dragonkin Hatched: 3 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • Renegademc factions

    Renegademc factions

    Embark on an extraordinary journey! Unleash your power in the ultimate Factions experience. Join our thriving Minecraft community now and conquer the vast universe with friends by your side. Custom plugins, epic quests, and endless excitement await!

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 102/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 2 Dark Rituals Completed: 10
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Mythical Swords Crafted: 25

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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