Prosper SMP: Where the only thing sweeter than vanilla is the tears of griefers. Join now!

Description
Tired of your smp’s dying off? Well this one never will and hasn’t for the past few years as the community has stuck together because of our shared interest in minecraft but also because we have created a discord server that encourages playing a variety of games with other community members.
Minecraft will always be the center of it all so come check out our discord and minecraft smp! We are very welcoming to new members! We are looking to build our community with dedicated players who share similar interests and ideals.
Major build projects underway all the time, and we have a friendly and mature community!
We are pretty light on rules but we don’t tolerate clowns. Not an anarchy server though, so no hackers or griefers are allowed. So be respectful to other players and you will be fine!
All members must join the discord to join the minecraft server. Join Discord

Question	Answer
Are new players welcome?	Yes, we are very welcoming to new members!
Are there rules for the server?	We are pretty light on rules, but we do not tolerate hackers or griefers. Be respectful to other players.
Do I need to join the discord to join the minecraft server?	Yes, all members must join the discord to join the minecraft server.
What type of projects are underway in the server?	Major build projects are constantly underway, fueled by our friendly and mature community.
Is the server community active and engaged?	Yes, the community has been active for years and continues to grow with dedicated players who share similar interests in Minecraft and other games.

Bodily Mysteries Server

join our epic minecraft server where you can build a house out of GIANT CHEESE BLOCKS and ride on flying pigs to battle evil unicorns with LASER EYES.

we have secret portals that lead to a land made entirely of CANDY where you can ride on marshmallow clouds and duel with gummy bears for ultimate supremacy.

if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary DIAMOND BANANA that grants you unlimited power and turns all your enemies into fluffy bunnies.

come join us and explore the mysteries of the universe while riding on rainbow llamas and fighting off zombie chickens with your trusty rubber chicken sword.

who needs to know what’s happening inside your body when you can be living out your wildest dreams in our insane minecraft world?

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

ProteinCraft: High-Fat Fun!

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Yo, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, man! We got pigs flying, cows doing backflips, and chickens laying golden eggs! It’s like a freakin’ circus up in here!

And get this, if you join now, you’ll get a special potion that turns you into a super buff warrior with diamond armor and a sword that shoots fireballs! You’ll be unstoppable, bro!

Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden deep underground that’s guarded by a pack of evil zombie villagers. But if you can defeat them, you’ll be rewarded with a mountain of diamonds and emeralds!

So come on, join the madness and let’s conquer this crazy Minecraft world together! Who needs real life when you can have this much fun, am I right?

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Ace7MC

building, Classes, Community, Creative, design, Enhance, gameplay, Limits, Magic, Mode, open world, Options, Perks, Plugin, Server, smp, Survival, Twist, Unique, Vanilla, Versatile, Whitelist

Discover a versatile Minecraft server with four exciting options:

Creative Server: An open world where you can build and design without limits. Survival Vanilla: Classic survival gameplay with added perks to enhance your experience. MysticArcana: A unique server mode featuring the custom MysticArcana plugin, offering specialized classes and gameplay twists. SMP Community: Join our whitelist to become part of a close-knit community, with the option to host your own world.

Whether you’re into creative building, survival adventures, magical gameplay, or running your own SMP world, our server has something for everyone.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Executed Network

Cross-Play, Events, Executed Network, Free Events, Kit PvP, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Minecraft, Mini Games, partner, PvP, Server, Survival

Join us in this brand new minecraft server What we offer? Kit-PvP Lifesteal And events Partner for even free events!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1062	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	New Chunks Explored:	709423
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Crops Grown:	4352	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Welcome to Alathra: Where you can pretend you’re a Minecraft president and start Minecraft wars for fun and giggles!

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Alathra: New Frontiers

A Worldbuilding, Geopolitical, Light Roleplay Server. NOW WITH ALL NEW FISHING!

IP	play.alathramc.com
Discord	https://discord.gg/VCEvJ4kE
Website	https://alathra.com/

Alathra is one of the top searched and played world building server in the world! Maybe you are looking to join one of the grand towns and nations across Alathra. Maybe you want to start your own in undeveloped land. Perhaps your goal is to master trade and become a wealthy merchant. What about starting your own player-run guild, or starting a new religion? Maybe you just want to be a hermit and live alone on a mountain.

All of this is possible on Alathra because here players tell the story. Alathra is full of characters, nations, cultures, and organizations. Many battles and wars have been fought. There are heroes, there are villains, and plenty that fall somewhere in between. Will you make your mark on the history of Alathra? Start your journey today!

Key Features:

Custom Fishing
Towny
Custom World
Custom Plugins
Movecraft
Brewing
Custom Mobs and Animals
Custom Nether Mobs and Biomes

For more detailed FAQ, please refer to the extensive FAQ below.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I start my own town or city?	Yes, with Towny you can create your own towns and cities or join existing ones.
Is there a unique lore and roleplay aspect to Alathra?	Yes, Alathra focuses on lore, roleplay, and worldbuilding, allowing players to create their own stories.
Are there custom plugins on Alathra?	Yes, there are custom plugins developed by the Alathra team to enhance gameplay.
Can I create moveable ships on Alathra?	Yes, Movecraft allows players to create moveable ships, from small boats to large vessels.
Are there custom mobs and animals on Alathra?	Yes, Alathra features custom passive and aggressive mobs, adding to the gameplay experience.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	589873	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Boss Minecraft Server

Accountability, Assertiveness, AUTHORITY, Boss, command, Communication, control, Decision making, delegation, Direction, goon, influence, leadership, Management, Minecraft, power, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, sigma, skibidi, supervision, team collaboration, team dynamics

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Our fearless leader is none other than the legendary Skibidi Sigma, who will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget you’re playing a blocky game.

Join us for epic battles against hordes of evil Goons, who are always up to no good and will keep you on your toes. But don’t worry, our community is always ready to lend a hand and ask the important questions like “how long until we defeat these pesky Goons?”

So come on down and join the madness, where the only rule is to have a good time. And remember, when Skibidi says jump, you ask how high!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Divine Spears Created:	25	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

> Pissi Cuckittini Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules? Well, look no further than Pissi Cuckittini SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, mayhem, and shenanigans galore.

Picture this: you log on to the server and find yourself in the middle of a giant chicken fight club. That’s right, chickens duking it out in an epic battle for supremacy. And guess what? You’re the referee! Will you be able to keep the peace or will feathers fly?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Doom, rumored to have the power to mine entire mountains in one swing. Will you be the one to wield this mighty tool and become the ultimate miner?

And let’s not forget about our resident prankster, Steve the Sheep. He’s been known to pull off some of the most epic pranks in Minecraft history. Will you be his next target or will you join forces with him to pull off the ultimate prank on the server?

So what are you waiting for? Join Pissi Cuckittini SMP today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Cousin’sCribs Minecraft Server

Boyfriend, comfort, cousin, CousinsCribs, crying, Friend, garage apartment, Heat, hospitalisation, Hot Country, Hotel, imessage, injured, language barrier, Minecraft, selfish, Server, Space, taxi, uk, vacation, WhatsApp, WiFi

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is hotter than a 40C degree day in a UK summer! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the time our player (17F) found herself in a heated argument with her cousin (26F) in a converted garage studio apartment.

Experience the thrill of trying to survive in a foreign land with no shade, no water, and no WiFi password to contact your parents – just like our player in this crazy story! Will you choose to stay and stand your ground like our player, or will you flee into the scorching heat like a chicken running from a creeper?

Join our server for a one-of-a-kind adventure where anything can happen, from family feuds to unexpected hospital visits. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness of our Minecraft world!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

DetentionDramaCraft

AUTHORITY, Communication, Conflict, consequences, detention, DetentionDramaCraft, discipline, medical help, middle school, Miscommunication., nosebleeds, overreaction, Parent, puberty, punishment, resolution, School, stress, Support, Teacher, Understanding

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of middle school drama and random nosebleeds? Look no further! Our server is the perfect escape for kids who have to deal with crazy teachers like Mrs. S who give out detention for the most ridiculous reasons.

Join our server and let out all your frustrations by building the most epic dodgeball arena ever! No need to worry about getting in trouble for not having a hall pass to the bathroom – we understand that sometimes you just gotta deal with those nosebleeds first.

And don’t worry about crazy teachers trying to give you detention for seeking medical help. Our VP is on your side and will make sure you’re taken care of. Plus, we have a strict no detention policy for nosebleeds – because punishing kids for getting medical help is just plain insane.

So come join our server and let loose with some epic Minecraft adventures. Who knew a game could be the perfect escape from the chaos of middle school drama?

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Farms Harvested:	225	Divine Spears Created:	18
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

BodyLove Minecraft SMP

beauty, body confidence, body image, body love, body positivity, BodyLove, Confidence, Individuality, Minecraft, physical appearance, physical attributes, self appreciation, self esteem, self love, Self Respect, self worth, self-acceptance, self-care, self-confidence, self-empowerment, self-perception, smp, UNIQUENESS

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to show off your pixelated physique! Join us and flex those blocky biceps as you battle it out with other players in epic PvP matches. Who needs a gym when you can get ripped in Minecraft?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary tale of the Muscle Mountain, where players must climb to the top using nothing but their sheer strength and determination. Rumor has it that those who reach the summit will be granted the power of superhuman strength in-game. So if you want to become the Hulk of Minecraft, this is the place to be!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start working on your Minecraft muscles! Who knows, you might even become the next Steve Schwarzenegger.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
New Chunks Explored:	77458	Potions Brewed:	138
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

GymCraftHate

#workout, Cardio, Classes, Commitment, crowded, Equipment, Exercise, FITNESS, gym, GymCraftHate, hygiene, intimidation, judgmental, Locker Room, loud music, Mirrors, personal trainers, Routine, stretching, sweating, weightlifting

Tired of sweating it out at the gym and not seeing any gains? Well, say goodbye to those boring workouts and hello to our Minecraft server! Why waste time lifting weights when you can be mining diamonds and fighting off creepers in our virtual world?

Join our server for a workout like no other – instead of running on a treadmill, you’ll be sprinting away from exploding TNT blocks! And forget about boring protein shakes, here you can feast on virtual pork chops and golden apples to keep your hunger bar full.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Gym Leader Steve, who will challenge you to epic battles in the virtual arena. Defeat him and earn the title of Minecraft Master!

So why waste your time at the gym when you could be building epic structures and exploring vast landscapes in our Minecraft server? Join now for the ultimate workout experience!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	349	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Towns Built:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	9

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

CraftyKremlinBan

Ban, Censorship, content moderation, CraftyKremlinBan, digital disinformation, digital propaganda, Disinformation, Experts, fake news, information manipulation, information warfare, Meta, Misinformation, misinformation campaigns, online misinformation, Online platforms, Propaganda, Russian disinformation, russian propaganda, social media, social media regulation

so like, this server is like the ultimate place to escape from all the crazy propaganda out there, man. like, we don’t just ban Russian propaganda, we ban ALL propaganda. you can come here and just chill, build your own little world without all that fake news messin’ with your head. plus, we have this crazy story about how the server was actually built by aliens who just wanted to play Minecraft with us humans. like, how cool is that? come join us and be part of the intergalactic Minecraft crew, man. it’s gonna be outta this world, literally.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Secret Passages Found:	7
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	100	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Green Day Boulevard I Work Remote

2000s music, Alternative Rock, American Idiot, billie joe armstrong, Boulevard, Boulevard of Broken Dreams, Day, funny lyrics, Grammy award winning, green day, Green.., I walk alone, I work remote, iconic song, mike dirnt, music parody, music video, Pop Punk, Punk Rock, remote, remote work, rock band, tre cool, work

come join our epic minecraft server where the grass is always greener and the pigs are always flying! why should you join, you ask? well, let me tell you a little story.

once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and they found a secret underground disco party with skeletons breakdancing and creepers dropping sick beats. it was lit, fam.

also, did i mention that every time you mine a diamond, a unicorn poops out a rainbow? true story, bro.

oh, and if you build a house out of cookies, a magical gingerbread man will come to life and do your chores for you. no more mining for you, just sit back and relax while your cookie house cleans itself.

so come on down to our server, where the only limit is your imagination and the only rule is to have a good time. plus, where else can you find a server where the zombies do the thriller dance every full moon? join now and let the shenanigans begin!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Crops Grown:	1648	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Divine Spears Created:	18	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Ambient Energy Harvesters

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Yo, come join our epic Minecraft server, where we have created a magical world where you can harvest energy from the ambient temperature without any temperature gradient! It’s like having a never-ending source of power just by chilling in the virtual sunshine. Plus, our server is so lit that even the creepers are throwing parties instead of blowing stuff up. So come on over and join the fun, because who needs real life when you can have all this craziness in Minecraft? Let’s get this party started!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Endless Night Skies:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Gnome Villages Protected:	2

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

AlphaPlex

Pixelmon

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

New Minecraft Servers 2024

Prosper SMP: Where the only thing sweeter than vanilla is the tears of griefers. Join now!

Minecraft Server Overview

Frequently Asked Questions

Updated September 22, 2024

Bodily Mysteries Server

Updated September 22, 2024

ProteinCraft: High-Fat Fun!

Updated September 22, 2024

Ace7MC

Updated September 22, 2024

Executed Network

Updated September 22, 2024

Welcome to Alathra: Where you can pretend you’re a Minecraft president and start Minecraft wars for fun and giggles!

Alathra: New Frontiers

Key Features:

FAQ

Updated September 22, 2024

Boss Minecraft Server

Updated September 22, 2024

> Pissi Cuckittini Minecraft SMP

Updated September 22, 2024

Cousin’sCribs Minecraft Server

Updated September 22, 2024

DetentionDramaCraft

Updated September 22, 2024

BodyLove Minecraft SMP

Updated September 22, 2024

GymCraftHate

Updated September 22, 2024

Green Day Boulevard I Work Remote

Updated September 22, 2024

Ambient Energy Harvesters

Updated September 22, 2024

AlphaPlex

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19