Prosper SMP: Where griefing is encouraged, just kidding! (Not really)

Features	Tired of smp’s dying off
Community	Stable community for past few years
Discord	Encourages playing variety of games
Membership	Very welcoming to new members
Build Projects	Major build projects always underway
Rules	Light rules but no hackers or griefers allowed
Join Discord	Click here to join Discord

Crafty AF: Know the difference between a creeper and your ex

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer the same old gameplay? Look no further, because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and talking llamas!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs! Imagine the riches you could have with just a few clucks!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also home to the infamous Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian. You haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell jokes!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you’ll never want to leave!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Crafty Confederates: Where Democrats Rule the Minecraft World!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old flags and factions? Well, look no further because on our server, the Democrats are actually Confederates! That’s right, you’ll see players flying the CSA flag proudly as they build their empires and battle it out for supremacy. Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns as you navigate this crazy world where everything is turned upside down. Who knows what other surprises await you on this wacky server? Join now and see for yourself!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	17	Void Gems Collected:	25
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Astral Projections Made:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	7

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Crafty LOLz Server: ‘IN !!!!!!!!!!!’

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us for epic battles against a horde of zombie chickens led by a giant mutant cow. Build your own castle made entirely out of rainbow blocks and ride a flying pig as your trusty steed.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay eggs made of pure diamond. Will you be the lucky player to find it and become the richest miner in all of Minecraft?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ve ever experienced in the world of Minecraft!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	17
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Crafty McLaughington’s LOLtastic Adventure Land

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you just build stuff and mine for resources? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for an epic adventure where we plan to end the world… but in a totally fun and orchestrated way!

Picture this: you and your friends team up to unleash chaos and destruction upon the Minecraft world. Build giant TNT cannons, summon hordes of zombies, and create massive explosions that will make even the creepers jealous. It’s the ultimate apocalypse experience, and it’s all happening on our server.

But wait, there’s more! We have special events where you can ride on the back of a flying pig, battle a dragon with a diamond sword, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Plus, our community is full of hilarious players who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

So why wait? Join us on our server and let’s end the world together… in the most epic and lolzy way possible!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Love Letters Sent:	10	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	3

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Blocky Blunders: ‘not my problem’ Minecraft Madness

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Welcome to the most chaotic, unpredictable, and downright ridiculous Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a player stumbled upon our server and decided to build a giant statue of a llama made entirely out of diamonds. Little did they know, that llama came to life and started wreaking havoc on the entire server, spitting out fireballs and causing chaos wherever it went. But hey, who doesn’t love a little excitement?

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure, guarded by a gang of mischievous chickens armed with swords and shields. If you can defeat them and claim the loot, you’ll be hailed as a hero among players.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is home to the legendary Rainbow Sheep, a mystical creature that grants wishes to those who can find it. Want a stack of diamonds? Just ask the Rainbow Sheep and it shall be yours.

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only rule is that there are no rules. Just remember, whatever happens on the server, it’s not my problem!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

CraftyCare: Where you can mine diamonds and work on yourself at the same time! 💎💪

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Join our Minecraft server and level up your self-care game like never before! Our virtual spa area is stocked with the most luxurious hair and skincare products, courtesy of our generous sister NPC. Lather up with diamond-infused shampoo, exfoliate with emerald face masks, and relax in our obsidian hot tub. Your Minecraft character will be glowing with gratitude, just like you’ll be glowing with love for your sister (even if she’s just a computer program). So come join us and pamper yourself silly, because self-care is the best care!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Astral Projections Made:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	4037	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Magic Items Found:	8601

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

PuppyCraft: Where you can dig for diamonds but still can’t buy a submarine!

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Are you tired of working like a dog just to afford a measly submarine? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and you’ll have the chance to mine for diamonds so big, you can trade them in for your very own submarine! Forget about real life struggles, come join us and start living your best underwater life in style. Who needs a job when you can just dig for riches in our virtual world? So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server today and start your journey to submarine ownership!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Void Armor Forged:	10
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Crafty AF: ‘>Yup, that’s me’ Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe a few creepers trying to blow you up.

Picture this: You’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of chickens start a rebellion against the pigs, causing chaos and hilarity to ensue.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of llama jousting. Join their ranks and become a llama knight, riding into battle on your trusty steed.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that can grant you unlimited power (or just make you really full).

So come join us on our wacky Minecraft server, where every day is a new adventure and the only rule is to have fun (and maybe watch out for those pesky creepers).

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Mines Excavated:	3997	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Crafty Carb Coma

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t tickle your tummy just right? Well, look no further because our server is here to satisfy all your tummy-rumbling needs!

Join us for a wild ride through a land filled with bacon trees, chocolate rivers, and marshmallow mountains. But beware, the evil broccoli monsters lurk in the shadows, waiting to steal your snacks!

But fear not, for our server is equipped with magical food armor that will protect you from any hungry enemies. And if you’re feeling extra brave, you can even challenge the legendary Cheeseburger Dragon for a chance to win the ultimate feast!

So come on down to our server and let your tummy lead the way to adventure and deliciousness! Trust us, you won’t be disappointed.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

YeetCraft: ‘Is this any good?’

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring features? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

Join us for the chance to ride a giant chicken into battle against a horde of evil zombie villagers who are trying to steal all the cake in the land. And if that’s not enough, we also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons until the sun comes up.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky McBlockface, a mythical creature made entirely out of blocks who grants wishes to all who can defeat him in a game of parkour. And rumor has it that he once turned a player’s diamond sword into a diamond spatula just for kicks.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the most epic, ridiculous, and downright hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	102
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Potions Brewed:	119
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10	Gods Slained:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Void Armor Forged:	24

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Crafty Memes & Blocks: ‘/pol/ WRONG AGAIN’ Minecraft Server

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Join our Minecraft server and become a part of the epic saga of Bollard Man, the Chad Frenchman who fought off a knife-wielding maniac on an escalator! Our server is filled with beautiful Aussie women who praise our players for their bravery and citizenship is even offered by Anthony Albanese himself. Don’t be stuck on a server full of incels and ziggers, join us and slobber over Russian and Muslim cock like a real man! It’s 80% incel-free guaranteed!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Star Shards Collected:	113
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

MineCraftyFarm – Where Creepers Meet Crops!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most outrageous place to play Minecraft!

Join us for the latest update 1.6.3, with 1.6.4 coming out later this week (if our pet creeper doesn’t blow up the server first). Our official Dicksword channel is where you can chat with other players, share your epic builds, and maybe even challenge someone to a duel in the Nether.

Previous players have reported encountering flying pigs, dancing skeletons, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by Herobrine himself. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	25	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

NiggaCraft: Where Creepers are the only ones allowed to say ‘BOOM!’

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further, because our server is the absolute bee’s knees!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and crazy shenanigans. Our community is so lit, it’s like a party in the Nether!

We’ve got more diamonds than you can shake a pickaxe at, and our mobs are so friendly they’ll give you a hug instead of attacking you.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so magical, you might just find a unicorn prancing around in the forest. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a secret dungeon filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the most insane Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Potions Brewed:	133	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Star Shards Collected:	85	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Blocky Banter: Lycoris LOLz – Where Minecraft meets Recoil and chaos reigns supreme!

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and dancing creepers.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Lycoris Recoil, a mystical flower that grants you the power to shoot rainbows out of your hands. And rumor has it that in Season 2, the flower will bloom again, unleashing chaos and mayhem like never before.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even become the next ruler of the Minecraft universe with the power of the Lycoris Recoil at your fingertips!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Secret Passages Found:	6	Meteorites Collected:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Runes Activated:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	5

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Toilet Troubles MC Server: Where even your plumbing problems can’t stop the fun!

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Are you tired of using baby wipes as toilet paper and clogging your plumbing like a noob? Join our Minecraft server and learn valuable skills like plumbing, so you never have to pay $250 for a plumber again! Plus, our community is full of expert builders who can help you construct the ultimate bathroom fortress to prevent any future wipe-related disasters. Join now and say goodbye to clogged pipes and hello to epic Minecraft adventures!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Love Letters Sent:	19
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Animals Bred:	37

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	30	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17
Towns Built:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	New Chunks Explored:	823788

New Minecraft Servers 2024

Prosper SMP: Where griefing is encouraged, just kidding! (Not really)

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Updated September 25, 2024

Crafty AF: Know the difference between a creeper and your ex

Updated September 25, 2024

Crafty Confederates: Where Democrats Rule the Minecraft World!

Updated September 25, 2024

Crafty LOLz Server: ‘IN !!!!!!!!!!!’

Updated September 25, 2024

Crafty McLaughington’s LOLtastic Adventure Land

Updated September 25, 2024

Blocky Blunders: ‘not my problem’ Minecraft Madness

Updated September 25, 2024

CraftyCare: Where you can mine diamonds and work on yourself at the same time! 💎💪

Updated September 25, 2024

PuppyCraft: Where you can dig for diamonds but still can’t buy a submarine!

Updated September 25, 2024

Crafty AF: ‘>Yup, that’s me’ Minecraft Server

Updated September 25, 2024

YeetCraft: ‘Is this any good?’

Updated September 25, 2024

Crafty Memes & Blocks: ‘/pol/ WRONG AGAIN’ Minecraft Server

Updated September 25, 2024

MineCraftyFarm – Where Creepers Meet Crops!

Updated September 25, 2024

Blocky Banter: Lycoris LOLz – Where Minecraft meets Recoil and chaos reigns supreme!

Updated September 25, 2024

Toilet Troubles MC Server: Where even your plumbing problems can’t stop the fun!

Updated September 25, 2024