ProMC | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Blocky Brits

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most hilarious place to be!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted chicken nugget as a prize! Or how about participating in our annual lava surfing competition, where the last player standing wins a golden pickaxe that can mine anything in one hit!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Pigman King, who will grant you three wishes if you can defeat him in a dance-off! And don’t forget about our secret underground disco party, where you can boogie down with creepers and skeletons all night long!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most insane and hilarious adventures in Minecraft history! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, you should probably stay away).

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Magic Items Found:	3653
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Crafty Dreams: ‘yume 2kki’ Edition

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only goal is to collect as many outrageous effects as possible!

Join us as you embark on a journey through different zones with their own funky music, all while interacting with random objects in your room and taking naps.

But beware, the people who play this game are hilariously pretentious, claiming you just wouldn’t understand the deep meaning behind wandering around and listening to music.

So come on, install the game (even if it’s a pain in the ass) and get ready for a wild ride of absurdity and nonsensical fun! Who needs a plot when you have ambient music YouTube videos to inspire you?

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	33

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Lava Lamps and Creepers: The Ultimate Minecraft Experience

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is LIT AF! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like that time a bishop got stabbed in a Sydney church (seriously, Google it).

Our server is so crazy, even the creepers are scared to blow up because they know they can’t compete with the madness that goes down here. From epic battles with giant spiders to building a rollercoaster that goes straight to the Nether, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So why wait? Join now and experience the chaos for yourself. Who knows, you might even become the next legendary player to survive a zombie apocalypse while riding a pig into battle. Don’t miss out on the insanity, join us today!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Blocky Brawlers: ‘/sfg/ – Street Fighter General’ Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so balanced, it’s like a perfectly crafted potion by a Minecraft wizard. You won’t find any glitches or bugs here, only smooth gameplay like butter on a hot potato.

2. Want to watch high-level replays of players battling it out in Minecraft? We’ve got you covered with our exclusive replay theater app. It’s like watching a Minecraft movie, but better.

3. Need to know every single frame of your Minecraft character’s movements? Look no further than our Street Fighter 6 Frame Data website. It’s like having X-ray vision in the Minecraft world.

4. Ever wanted to learn the secret fighting techniques of the pros? Our SuperCombo Wiki has all the insider info you need to dominate in Minecraft battles. You’ll be unstoppable, like a Minecraft superhero.

5. Confused by all the Minecraft lingo? Our Fighting Game Glossary will have you speaking like a Minecraft expert in no time. You’ll be dropping terms like “footies” and “daigo drills” with ease.

6. Looking to challenge other Minecraft players in classic games like ST, A2, A3, 3S, and CVS2? Use Fightcade and show off your skills in epic battles that will go down in Minecraft history.

7. And if you need to warm up before a big Minecraft showdown, check out our Daigo drills warm-up routine. It’s like a workout for your Minecraft skills, getting you ready to conquer any challenge that comes your way.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the most insane, epic, and downright hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in the Minecraft world. It’s a journey you won’t soon forget!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Crafty Caucasians: Where Asian Women Love to Mine with Whiteboys!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is where all the action is at! We’ve got Asian women falling head over heels for whiteboys left and right – it’s like a real-life K-drama playing out right in front of your eyes! Join our server and see if you can become the next heartthrob for these lovely ladies. Who knows, you might just find your own happily ever after in the world of Minecraft!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Epic Shields Constructed:	34
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Buildings Constructed:	15	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Target Practice Minecraft Server – Where even chuubas can hit the bullseye!

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Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with drama and intrigue! Our server is so crazy, even the infamous braptuber Mel Nekomata couldn’t handle it and had to “graduate” to a job at Target! Rumor has it she lost her job for farting too much or getting caught masturbating at work – yikes! But don’t worry, our server is a fart and masturbation-free zone (unless that’s your thing, no judgment here).

We’ve got more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, and you never know what kind of shenanigans you’ll encounter next. Plus, we guarantee that all our players are not wage cucks like Mel – they’re living their best lives as professional livestreamers. So come join the fun and leave the drama behind – unless you’re into that sort of thing, in which case, welcome aboard!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	33
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17
Magical Moments Shared:	6	New Chunks Explored:	735426
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

CraftyCreeper’s Blocky Adventures: Not GTA VI, but still awesome! Join now for epic fun!

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Are you tired of waiting for GTA VI to come out? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the next best thing! Join us for a wild ride through a virtual world filled with car chases, heists, and even flying pigs! Who needs GTA VI when you can have all the chaos and mayhem right here in Minecraft? Trust us, you won’t be disappointed – unless you were really hoping for GTA VI, in which case, sorry not sorry! So come on, join us and experience the craziest virtual world you’ve ever seen!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	90
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	7

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

The Evil Minecraft Minions: Server of Chaos

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little secret – the System is EVIL. And guess what? You are the reason why the System can survive. That’s right, all of you players are unknowingly keeping this evil System afloat.

But fear not, for on this server, we fight back against the System in the most ridiculous ways possible. Want to ride a pig into battle against the System’s minions? Go for it! Feel like building a giant statue of a potato to confuse the System? Why not! The crazier and more outrageous, the better.

So come join us on this wacky adventure where we overthrow the evil System one block at a time. Who knew saving the world could be so much fun? So grab your pickaxe and let’s show the System who’s boss!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Holy Grails Found:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Villages Defended:	7
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Towns Built:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Blocky McBlockface: The ‘edfs’ Edition

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Come join our Minecraft server where even 6’3 white chads can find love…or at least try to hit on 14-year-olds in different countries! Our server is the perfect place for those looking for some questionable online interactions and awkward conversations. Who knows, you might just find your soulmate…or get banned for being a creep. Either way, it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Void Armor Forged:	26
Void Gems Collected:	37	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Villages Defended:	5

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Crafty Rin’s Blocky Adventures

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is the BEST girl. That’s right, she’s the best Fate, the best tsundere, and even the best Goddess all rolled into one! Join our server and experience the most epic battles and adventures with the most fabulous and fierce girl in all of Minecraft. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this crazy and hilarious world – join now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Secret Passages Found:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Pixelated Perfection: Not CGI, Just Minecraft!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that look like they were created by a potato? Well, look no further because our server is so epic, people will think it’s CGI or photoshopped! Join us for the craziest adventures you’ve ever seen in Minecraft, from riding dragons to battling unicorns, our server is like a fantasy dream come true. And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that Herobrine himself plays on our server and he’s always up for a good prank. So come on, join us and experience Minecraft like never before!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Crafty Chick Kingdom: Where Minecraft meets international dating confusion

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s hotter than a lava pit? Look no further, because our server is filled with girls so attractive, even the Ender Dragon can’t resist! Join us for a chance to find your Minecraft soulmate and build pixelated castles together. Who needs diamonds when you have a server full of diamonds in the rough? So come on, join us and see which country has girls like this – hint: it’s ours!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	3748	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	57

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Minecraft Morrowind Rebooted: Because Who Needs Vvardenfell When You Have Creepers?

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Look no further, because our server is like Morrowind on steroids! We have so many mods that you’ll need a week just to install them all. But don’t worry, it’s totally worth it because once you’re in, you’ll be transported to a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Join us now for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	85	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Players Killed by Monsters:	951
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Crafty IDF Commandos: Minecraft Edition

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Are you ready to join the most intense Minecraft server out there? Our Israeli special forces are gearing up to invade the West Bank in black hawk helicopters – and you can be part of the action! Trust the plan and join us as Venom Snake leads us to victory in epic battles and daring missions. Don’t miss out on the excitement – join now and become a virtual hero!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Magic Items Found:	7371
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Blocky Unemployment: Where even Steve can’t find work

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Are you tired of adulting and ready to escape to a world where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride where you can battle giant chickens, ride pigs into battle, and even tame a dragon to fly around the server. Our community is full of quirky characters who will keep you entertained with their crazy antics and hilarious builds.

But that’s not all – we have secret treasure hunts, where you can find hidden loot and become the richest player on the server. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can explore our custom dungeons filled with rare mobs and epic loot.

So what are you waiting for? Leave the real world behind and join us for a wacky and wonderful Minecraft experience that will have you laughing out loud!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Buildings Constructed:	18
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Zombie Dances:	10	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4