ProMC | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Botan’s Blocky Hunt

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Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring quests and mundane tasks? Well, look no further because on our server, Shishiro Botan is on the loose and she’s out for blood! The only way to stop her is by teaming up with the last vtuber you watched – whether it’s a singing cat or a virtual penguin, they’re your only hope against this virtual menace.

Join our server for the thrill of a lifetime as you navigate through dangerous obstacles, uncover hidden secrets, and battle it out with other players to see who will emerge victorious in the epic showdown against Shishiro Botan. And who knows, maybe you’ll even unlock some rare loot or discover a secret passage that leads to untold treasures.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on a wild adventure that will have you on the edge of your seat (or gaming chair) as you fight to save the virtual world from certain doom. And remember, the fate of the Minecraft universe rests in your hands – no pressure!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	145	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Blocky Banter

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a pixelated wonderland! Join us for the chance to ride on a flying pig, battle a dragon with a rubber chicken, and even build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks (because why not?). Don’t miss out on the opportunity to join the craziest Minecraft server in existence – where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding sheep). So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the madness begin!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

CraftyCreeper’s Diversity Den

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> Be me, just your average anti-Mexican dude, thanks to /pol/ and good ol’ Trump

> Driving home late at night, raining cats and dogs

> Of course, I get a flat tire, because why not?

> Trying to channel my inner mechanic, I struggle to get the spare tire out from under my SUV

> Suddenly, a wild Mexican man and his son appear, like guardian angels in a beat-up truck

> They swoop in and change my tire in record time, like some sort of tire-changing ninjas

> In that moment, my entire worldview shifts – these Mexicans showed me kindness when my own kind (white folks) couldn’t be bothered

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s all about breaking stereotypes and spreading love, join us! We may not change your tires, but we’ll definitely change your perspective!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	37	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Rollerblades vs Longboard Wars

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Are you tired of slow and boring transportation options in Minecraft? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate destination for all nimble, flexible, and fast travelers! And don’t worry, we have a strict no unathletic fat niggers policy to ensure only the most athletic and agile players can join our ranks. So hop on board and experience the thrill of zooming through our virtual world at lightning speed! Join now or miss out on the adventure of a lifetime!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Astral Projections Made:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	39
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Mom’s Vtuber Server: Where Moms are Forced to Stream Minecraft

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride as we force Vtuber’s mothers to stream their gameplay. That’s right, you’ll get to watch Pekomama herself battle creepers and mine for diamonds while you play alongside her. Can you think of a better Vtuber’s trope? We didn’t think so. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for some epic adventures and hilarious moments. And don’t forget to post those Pekomama pics – we can never have enough!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	212	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Haters Gonna Craft

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old games and features? Look no further, because our server is like a wild party in the Nether!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding a pig into battle against an army of evil chickens. Or how about participating in a dance-off with a group of friendly creepers?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Disco, where players can show off their best dance moves while surrounded by sparkling diamonds.

So why waste your time on those other servers when you can join us for the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life? Trust us, once you’ve been to our server, you’ll never want to leave!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	300	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Crafty McCraftface: Where the Real Happening is Happening!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a stack of wool blocks? Well, get ready for the server that will have you saying “LOL” in no time! This server is so epic, even the Ender Dragon is scared to fly near it!

Join us and experience the thrill of mining diamonds with a pickaxe made of pure bacon! Fight off hordes of zombie pigmen with nothing but a carrot on a stick! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret chest filled with enchanted golden apples and stacks of emerald blocks!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Chicken Jockey Army, a group of fearless warriors who ride into battle on the backs of giant chickens! And rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of cake!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor – you’re gonna need it!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Void Armor Forged:	24
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Mines Excavated:	2682
Ores Mined:	4035	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Astral Projections Made:	0

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Crafty Stacys and Lanky Lads Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where even the lankiest of lanklets can score with a Stacy on the first date! Our Chads live in a universe where the laws of physics don’t apply and where diamond swords are just a fashion accessory. Join us for epic battles, hilarious shenanigans, and a chance to prove that even the most unlikely hero can come out on top. Who needs a job when you can conquer the virtual world with your trusty pickaxe and a whole lot of swagger? Come join us and see why this server is the place to be for all the cool kids (and lanklets) in town!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Runes Activated:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Crafty Kooky Krew: Where Minecraft meets questionable conspiracy theories!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and builds cute little houses? Well, look no further because our server is where the real chaos happens! Join us and witness epic battles between Jews and white men as they fight for dominance in the virtual world. Will the Jews finally get their revenge on those pesky white men? Or will the white men prevail and build the biggest, baddest castle you’ve ever seen? Only time will tell on this wild and wacky server. So come on, join the madness and see who comes out on top!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Magical Moments Shared:	11
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

LOLcraft: AFL vs ESL Server

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Are you tired of boring old English-speaking servers? Do you want to join a server where AFL (American First Language) is the norm? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place you’ll ever experience in Minecraft!

Join us and experience the wackiness of trying to communicate with players who speak AFL as their first language. It’s like playing Minecraft in a whole new dimension where words are twisted and sentences are turned upside down. But hey, who said Minecraft had to be easy?

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary AFL-speaking villagers who will trade you the most bizarre items you’ve ever seen. From upside-down pickaxes to inside-out armor, the possibilities are endless on our server.

So come on, join us and see if you can survive the madness of AFL in Minecraft. Who knows, you might even become fluent in this strange language by the time you leave!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Secret Passages Found:	8	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	18
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Evil Steve’s Funhouse: Why So Evil?

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is run by a literal evil genius who is always plotting diabolical schemes to keep you on your toes! Join now if you dare to face challenges like navigating a maze filled with exploding chickens or battling a horde of zombie pigs riding on flying creepers. And don’t worry, our evil overlord promises not to unleash any more killer bunnies… for now. So come join the chaos and see if you have what it takes to survive in this twisted world of mayhem and madness!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23	Endless Legions Commanded:	17
Gods Slained:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	28
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Blocky Booty University – Where Minecraft meets scandalous soccer stars!

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s hotter than Jessica Udovich’s leaked nudes? Look no further! Our server is so lit, even the University of Washington soccer girls can’t keep their hands off it. Join us for a wild ride filled with finger-blasting adventures and ass-tastic fun. Don’t miss out on the action, come join the madness today!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Minecraft Mane Madness

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, saddle up and join Horsebros, where the horses are the real MVPs! Our server is run by a group of horse whisperers who have trained our trusty steeds to do everything from mining diamonds to battling creepers.

Join us for epic horse races where the winner gets a diamond-studded saddle, or take part in our weekly rodeo where players compete to see who can ride the wildest horse. And don’t worry about getting lost in our vast world, because our horses have a built-in GPS system that will guide you back to safety.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Pegasus, a flying horse that will take you on magical adventures to hidden realms filled with treasure. So what are you waiting for? Join Horsebros today and let the hoof-tastic fun begin!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43
Dragons Tamed:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Blocky Battles: Who’s the Boss?

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old boring houses and farms? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most epic place to be!

Join us and compete in epic build battles where you can show off your creativity and skills. Want to build a giant statue of a llama riding a unicorn? Go for it! The wackier, the better!

But that’s not all – we also have insane mini-games like llama racing, where you can ride your very own llama through obstacle courses and race against other players. And don’t even get us started on our llama fashion show competitions – because who doesn’t love a well-dressed llama?

So if you’re ready to join a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few llamas), then come on down and show us who is truly the best in the world of Minecraft!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Crafty Crossdressers – Where Autogynephiles Rule!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the blocks aren’t the only thing getting stacked! Join us for a wild ride filled with autogynephilia and societal mystification – because who doesn’t love a little confusion mixed with some pedestalification?

On our server, you’ll find that female players are the true rulers, using their inherent autogynephilia to dominate the game. But be warned, if you dare to question their motives (spoiler alert: being a woman gets them off), you’ll face the fiercest resistance known to Minecraft kind!

So come on over and join the chaos, where the only thing more outrageous than our server description is the players themselves. Who needs logic when you have autogynephilia and pedestalification running the show?

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Runes Activated:	2	Magic Items Found:	2206
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.