Welcome. Welcome to City 17.

It’s safer here.

A HALF LIFE 2 inspired rp server using the CITY-17 GRAND PROJECT MAP BY KrEsHDiE (https://www.planetminecraft.com/project/city17-grand-project-half-life-2-map

Dive into a what if scenario maker in this server!

We have:

– Lore

– A discord server

– Guns

– And much more to come!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 104/200 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Astral Projections Made: 4 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2
Ether Blades Crafted: 9 Heroic Legacies Created: 6
Demonic Pacts Formed: 2 Paranormal Events Investigated: 3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 3 Volcanoes Explored: 2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0 Curse of Binding Applied: 3

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • FamilyFlashCraft

    FamilyFlashCraft
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as flashing your father-in-law your bare chest? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy good time filled with unexpected twists and turns.

    Our server is so insane, it’ll make you question your sanity just like this story. From family drama to unexpected reactions, you never know what you’ll encounter next. And hey, if you’re looking for a server where you can let loose and show off your wild side, this is the place to be.

    So come on, join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together. Just remember, things might get a little crazy, but that’s all part of the fun!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 239 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5
    Eternal Flames Captured: 4 Legendary Items Repaired: 5
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Glitched Entities Encountered: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • WorkLifeCraft SMP

    WorkLifeCraft SMP
    Are you tired of the daily grind and looking for a way to escape reality? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop laughter.

    Struggling with work-life balance? Well, on our server, you can forget about all your responsibilities and dive headfirst into a world of blocky fun. Need a break from the stress of everyday life? Just log on and let your creativity run wild!

    Our community is filled with hilarious characters and wacky shenanigans. From prank wars to impromptu dance parties, there’s never a dull moment on our server. Plus, our admin team is always on hand to help out with any issues or just to join in on the chaos.

    So why wait? Join us today and experience the ultimate escape from reality. Who needs work-life balance when you can have block-life balance instead?

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 81 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Fairy Circles Danced In: 5
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Evil Twin Fights: 3
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 8

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • Blocky Banter: Crafting Quotes & Quips

    Blocky Banter: Crafting Quotes & Quips
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that have the creativity of a potato? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party in a creeper-infested jungle! Join us for a chance to ride pigs into battle, build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks, and engage in epic dance battles with the Ender Dragon. Our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you laughing until you cry (or until you fall into a pit of lava, whichever comes first). So why join our server? Because where else can you find a group of players who have mastered the art of building giant toilets out of obsidian? Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life – join us now!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2
    New Chunks Explored: 519141 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 3
    Vanishing Structures Built: 1 Forbidden Tomes Read: 3
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 10
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • StarlinkCraft: Rushin’ Russians

    StarlinkCraft: Rushin’ Russians
    come join our server and be part of the epic battle between Russian hackers trying to steal all the Starlink terminals! Will you be able to defend Elon Musk’s precious satellites from the evil clutches of the vodka-fueled cyber criminals? Only on our server can you experience such a wild and wacky adventure!

    But wait, there’s more! Not only will you be fighting off Russian hackers, but you’ll also have to navigate through a maze of flying pigs and exploding creepers. Can you survive the chaos and come out on top? Join now and find out!

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft? That’s right, you’ll be taking orders from a bunch of llama overlords who will guide you through the most ridiculous quests and challenges you’ve ever seen.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?).

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 5 Endless Legions Commanded: 35
    Crystal Wands Charged: 15 Living Shadows Defeated: 1
    Pirate Ships Raided: 0 Treasure Maps Found: 12
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 11 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 10

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • 🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

    🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

    ❤️ BearLand Network ❤️ is a completely new project that stands out for its atmosphere, quality of work and responsive administration. Throughout the server you will see:

    – Beautiful buildings

    – Character leveling

    – Friends system

    – Lots of cosmetics!

    Using the BearCoin currency, which can be purchased on the website, you can buy various goodies and privileges. The more coins you purchase, the higher your rank! ⚜️

    We have cool modes:

    – Anarchy (1.20.4)

    – Bosses

    – AirDrops

    – Gold block

    – Star of the Edge

    – Buyer

    – Economy

    – Clans

    – Quests

    – Auction

    – Cosmetics

    – A world without wipes for donators

    – SkyPVP

    – Lucky blocks

    – Cosmetics

    – Duels

    – Auction

    – Clans

    – Competitions and tops

    ❤️ Our team works around the clock to help players, fix bugs, build incredibly beautiful maps, create memes and trailers.

    ✿ Join the BearLand Network project ✿

    – Our group: https://vk.com/bearlandnews

    – IP: mc.Bear-Land.net

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Goblin Markets Raided: 4 Portal Loops Escaped: 3
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 6 Lunar Scepters Activated: 10
    Dragonkin Hatched: 1 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 7 Forbidden Relics Collected: 0
    Whispering Caves Entered: 6 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 8

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • Crafty Creators Minecraft Server

    Crafty Creators Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most mind-blowing server out there! Join us for Demo Days where you can show off your wildest creations and compete against other players in epic battles of creativity.

    But wait, there’s more! We also host the Halloween Jam where you can scare your friends with spooky builds and haunted houses. And if that’s not enough, we have a whole arsenal of AGDG resources to help you become the ultimate Minecraft master.

    So why join our server? Because we have it all – excitement, competition, and a community of players who are just as insane as you are. Don’t miss out on the fun, join us now and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2 Pirate Ships Raided: 3
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Eerie Music Discs Played: 1
    Evil Lairs Raided: 5 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 7
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 4 Mineshafts Explored: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • Minecraft SMP – Life is Strange General #1203

    Minecraft SMP – Life is Strange General #1203
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take the drama and supernatural powers of Life is Strange and bring them into the blocky world of Minecraft! Join us for a chance to turn hella gay and rewind time just like Max Caulfield, or form unlikely friendships with popular girls with hidden demons like Chloe Price and Rachel Amber.

    In our upcoming Lost Records expansion, you can experience the astonishing supernatural power of being gay just like Alex Chen in True Colors. But beware, this power will lead to moments of great joy, violent anger, world-altering sadness, and irrepressible fear – all in the world of Minecraft!

    So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you experience such outrageous powers and insane stories while building and surviving in a blocky world? Join us now and get ready for a wild ride through the Pacific Northwest town of Arcadia Bay – Minecraft style!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cursed Lands Purified: 6 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 6
    Dimension Hops: 2 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Immortal Anvils Forged: 15
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 4 Secret Guilds Joined: 4
    Epic Shields Constructed: 23 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • SisHubComplainsAboutSex

    SisHubComplainsAboutSex
    Are you tired of living with your sister and her lazy husband who can’t hold down a job? Do you want to reclaim your house and have some peace and quiet? Then join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life!

    On our server, you can build your dream house without any unwanted house guests. No more complaints about noise or lack of privacy – just pure, uninterrupted gameplay. Plus, our community is full of supportive players who understand the struggle of living with family members who overstay their welcome.

    So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to the real-life drama. Build, explore, and relax in a world where you can truly be yourself. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new virtual family who won’t complain about your high sex drive!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6 Forbidden Tomes Read: 7
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3 Immortal Anvils Forged: 13
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3
    Magical Moments Shared: 29 Void Armor Forged: 20
    Dark Rituals Completed: 1 Eclipse Rings Activated: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • CraftyQ&A: Ask Anything!

    CraftyQ&A: Ask Anything!
    Are you tired of wandering aimlessly in the vast world of Minecraft, searching for answers to life’s most perplexing questions? Look no further, because on our server, you can literally ask ANY question and get a straight-up answer! Want to know why creepers explode? We got you covered. Curious about why pigs can fly in this game but not in real life? We have the inside scoop. Join us and unlock the mysteries of the Minecraft universe, one ridiculous question at a time. Who knows, you might even uncover the meaning of life itself (spoiler alert: it’s all about mining diamonds)! So come on down and join us for a wild ride of knowledge and chaos. Remember, the only limit is your imagination…and maybe the server’s patience with your absurd queries.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Legendary Titles Earned: 3
    Orbs of Power Found: 7 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2
    Cursed Amulets Found: 1 Celestial Events Witnessed: 4

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • QatarCraft: One Poll Wonder Minecraft Server

    QatarCraft: One Poll Wonder Minecraft Server
    so, like, imagine this: you join this epic minecraft server and suddenly you’re transported to a land ruled by a qatar ruler who’s like, “we’re gonna vote on abandoning legislative elections after just one poll.” like, what even is that? but don’t worry, because on this server, you can build your own kingdom and overthrow the ruler with a vote of your own! join now for the most chaotic and unpredictable minecraft experience ever!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 56 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 14 Runes Activated: 6
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 7 Hidden Passages Discovered: 8
    Ether Blades Crafted: 6 Crystal Wands Charged: 16
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0 Werewolf Howls Heard: 3

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • MapleCraftMayhem

    MapleCraftMayhem
    so, like, u wanna join this epic minecraft server, right? well, lemme tell u sumthing, this server is like no other, it’s got crazier adventures than india’s crimes in canada! and get this, there’s a secret politician behind all the madness, like, what even?! join this server for the wildest ride of ur life, trust me, u won’t regret it! #crazyminecraftadventures #secretpolitician #joinnow

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Gods Slained: 0 Whispering Caves Entered: 6
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 2 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 4
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 13 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4 Rune Stones Activated: 5
    Wailing Winds Heard: 1 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • Peony Gene Lab – Seed Boosters

    Peony Gene Lab – Seed Boosters
    join dis epic minecraft server where u can plant tree peonies and genetically modify dem to have HUGE seeds for MAXIMUM YIELD 🌱💰

    we got THREE PrDA1 genes to play with, u can mix and match dem like a mad scientist and create the ultimate peony farm 🧪🌺

    imagine having seeds so big u need a wheelbarrow to carry dem all 😂🤣

    come join us and be the envy of all ur minecraft friends with ur insane seed yield and epic tree peony farm 🌳💎

    who needs diamonds when u got giant peony seeds, amirite? 😜✨

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2
    Magic Items Found: 7512 Epic Mounts Acquired: 4
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 1 Curse of Binding Applied: 3
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 5 New Chunks Explored: 787103

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • Brain Trust Minecraft Server

    Brain Trust Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

    Join our server for a chance to ride on a flying pig while battling against an army of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before!

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of players to challenge to a dance-off. Will you be able to out-dance Blocky Bob and earn his respect?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt. And remember, never trust what your brain tells you after 10pm – especially when it comes to choosing a Minecraft server!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 1 Sentient Weapons Trained: 4
    Glorious Feasts Held: 10 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Battle Standards Raised: 12
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • ALREADY BACK Minecraft SMP

    ALREADY BACK Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building boring old houses and mining for diamonds like a bunch of normies? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the /pol/tards and schizos roam free, sharing their big brain theories and crazy conspiracies with anyone who will listen.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so insane that even the Internet Archive’s wayback machine can’t keep up with all the madness. We’re constantly breaking the boundaries of reality and logic, so if you want to join a server where anything goes and chaos reigns supreme, then look no further.

    So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your sanity questioned at every turn. See you on the other side, YO!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 367 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 7
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 47
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 8
    Dragonkin Hatched: 4 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 10
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • NakedCraft: GF Edition

    NakedCraft: GF Edition
    Are you tired of being judged for sleeping in the nude? Do you want a Minecraft server where you can be your true naked self without any judgment? Look no further! Join our server where clothes are optional and sleepovers are always fun!

    Our server is perfect for restless leg syndrome sufferers who just can’t handle the restriction of pajamas. We understand the struggle of trying to sleep in clothes and we support your decision to sleep in the nude.

    Join us and meet like-minded players who also prefer to sleep in their birthday suits. Build friendships, explore the virtual world, and never worry about someone forcing you to wear clothes while you sleep.

    Don’t let anyone dictate how you sleep, join our server and sleep naked with pride!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 1 Wyrmholes Dug: 3
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 2 Werewolf Howls Heard: 1
    Haunted Chests Opened: 10 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Astral Staffs Crafted: 11

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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