so like, come join our minecraft server cuz it’s like, so lit that even Ukrainian POWs would wanna play here. like, we got so many cool builds and games that even Putin would be jealous. plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this epic adventure. join now before the creepers get ya!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 108/800 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed: 12 Soul Contracts Signed: 1
Volcanoes Explored: 2 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3
Royal Decrees Issued: 5 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 12
Eclipse Rings Activated: 1 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1
Pirate Ships Raided: 0 Royal Courts Attended: 5

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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