so like, come join our minecraft server cuz it’s like, so lit that even Ukrainian POWs would wanna play here. like, we got so many cool builds and games that even Putin would be jealous. plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this epic adventure. join now before the creepers get ya!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 110/200 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 Dark Rituals Completed: 4
Crops Grown: 8172 Dimension Hops: 2
World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1
Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Endless Legions Commanded: 28
Towns Built: 5 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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