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OnlyYou server SURVIVAL AT MAXIMUM SPEED Minecraft server

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Survival at maximum speed without private, without donation, only the strongest win, does the server have everything for a comfortable game?

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Void Gems Collected:	27	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Zombie Dances:	7
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Villages Defended:	8

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Trust Me, You’ll Have a Semi-Vanilla Blast on Enival Java Community Server

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Enival Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Proximity chat	A voice chat mod to have more fun.
Nice community	A small, chill community that you can hang out with.
Votes and suggestions	Suggest and vote on changes for the server.
Whitelist	A safe, friendly server that requires you to apply to join.
Smooth gameplay	A few QoL mods for a better experience.
No TP	No teleportation mods to keep the server vanilla.

If you’re looking for a new server to explore and a community to join, try Enival.

👉 Check out the world map: http://45.81.254.14:6969

👉 Apply in Discord: https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How do I join Enival?	To join Enival, you need to apply in Discord. Visit the Discord server and follow the instructions to apply.
Is Enival a vanilla server?	Enival is a semi-vanilla server with some quality of life mods for a better gameplay experience.
Can I use teleportation commands?	No, Enival does not allow teleportation commands like /tpa or /home to keep the server vanilla.
How can I communicate with other players?	Enival has proximity chat enabled, which allows players to communicate through voice chat.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Emeralds Found:	2062
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Players Killed by Monsters:	5708
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Blocky Banned Images Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that follow all the rules? Join our server and live life on the edge! We’ve got pigs riding on top of creepers, chickens wearing diamond armor, and even a secret underground dance party with the Ender Dragon! Plus, we’ve got a mystery image that’s so scandalous, it’s breaking Twitch’s TOS! Can you guess which one it is? Join us for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem – just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Buildings Constructed:	30	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38
Dragon Scales Harvested:	417	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Vent – Down Bad Edition Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to let loose and have a blast!

Join us for epic adventures, ridiculous pranks, and a community that’s always up for a good laugh. Need a break from mining and crafting? How about a spontaneous llama race or a skydiving competition off the tallest tower in the server?

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground disco party where the mobs let loose and show off their best dance moves. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants wishes (or just makes a really tasty french fry).

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our wild and wacky SMP where the only rule is to have fun!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Potions Brewed:	125	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

CryCraft: AITA Coworker Tears

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Looking for a Minecraft server where drama unfolds like a soap opera? Look no further than our server, where the employees are like characters straight out of a reality TV show!

Join us and witness the epic saga of a single mom with young kids who has to navigate through the treacherous waters of coworker complaints about her schedule. Will she have to give up her Fridays and disrupt her entire life just to please one crybaby coworker? Find out on our server!

Experience the thrill of workplace confrontations that end in tears, as coworkers battle it out over who gets to have Fridays off. It’s like a game of survival of the fittest, but with more office drama and less actual survival.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s more intense than a daytime soap opera, join us now! Just remember, in this world, fairness is just a myth and tears are the currency of drama.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	91
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	0

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

RegrettableSteve – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of living with the regret of not joining the most epic Minecraft SMP ever created? Well, fret no more, because this server is here to cure all your woes!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious mishaps, and unexpected friendships. Our server is so lit, even the creepers are dropping sick beats!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to dance-offs. Can you out-dab the infamous ghostly figure?

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the laughter and chaos ensue! Your deepest regret will be missing out on all the fun this server has to offer.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

ParentalRoastCraft

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Are your parents constantly roasting you like a marshmallow over a campfire? Well, we’ve got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server where you can build a virtual fortress to protect yourself from their savage insults.

Our server is filled with magical unicorns that poop rainbows, flying pigs that drop diamonds, and talking llamas that give out free hugs. Plus, if you join now, you’ll get a special power-up that turns your character into a superhero with the ability to shoot laser beams from your eyes.

So say goodbye to your parents’ hurtful words and hello to a world where you can be anything you want to be. Join our server today and let the laughter and fun begin!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	40	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Magical Moments Shared:	11
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	190
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Brainstem Bungalow – Minecraft Server

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Yo, dis server be like a party for yo brain, but not in a boring sciencey way, nah. We got brainstem inflaming action goin’ on up in here! Join dis server and let yo brain go wild with all da crazy functions like breathing, heart rate, and blood pressure!

We got brain scans of peeps hospitalised with Covid, showin’ off all da cool stuff happenin’ in yo noggin. Plus, we got long-term breathlessness and fatigue for all yo long COVID patients out there.

So come on down to dis Minecraft server and let yo brainstem get lit! Who needs normal brain functions when you can have all dis excitement goin’ on? Join now for a brain-tastic time!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43	Dragon Eggs Found:	5322
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Meta Minecraft Server: Less Than One Week!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, get ready for a server that will blow your mind – literally! Our server is so wild, you’ll feel like you’re in a parallel universe where pigs can fly and creepers do the cha-cha!

Join us on our server and experience the thrill of riding on giant chickens, battling evil villagers with diamond swords, and exploring secret dungeons filled with treasure (and maybe a few traps, but who’s counting?). And don’t even get us started on the epic PvP battles that will have you laughing so hard, you might just fall off your blocky throne!

But that’s not all – we have special events happening every day leading up to the grand opening of Metaphor! From pixelated parades to llama races, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime – because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky Endermen, but we don’t talk about them). See you on the other side, blockheads!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Tony Khan BTFO of an E-Drone Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to follow the rules and play nice? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato, and secret underground dance parties with creepers! Our server is so insane, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on.

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll receive a free pet llama that spits out diamonds (Disclaimer: diamonds may or may not be real). So what are you waiting for? Come join our SMP and let the chaos begin!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	26
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Mines Excavated:	3357	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

ParentalPiggybacker

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Are you tired of living a privileged life and feeling like a leech? Join our Minecraft server and experience a whole new world where you have to fend for yourself and earn everything you have! No more freebies from your parents, it’s time to be independent in the virtual world.

On our server, you’ll have to mine for your own resources, build your own shelter, and fight off mobs all on your own. No more relying on Dad to cook you breakfast or buy you a new laptop – it’s time to show your true skills in survival mode.

And if you’re feeling extra rebellious, come out as gay on our server and see how your virtual family reacts. Will they disown you like you fear your real family will? Or will they accept you for who you are and support you no matter what?

So come join our server and prove that you’re not just a leech, but a true Minecraft warrior ready to take on any challenge that comes your way. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll even earn that new Mac laptop through your hard work and dedication in the game. It’s time to level up and show the world what you’re made of!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	4143
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

RegretfulRide Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new block of dirt? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging creepers while riding a pig with a saddle, or battling a horde of zombies with nothing but a carrot in hand. Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face around here!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the world that will grant you unlimited diamonds for life. But be warned, the last player who tried to find it ended up getting lost in a maze of TNT traps set by a mischievous group of baby zombies.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most insane Minecraft experience of your life! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of courage, because you never know what kind of shenanigans you’ll encounter in this wacky world.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

NoWayInNebraskaMC

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Are you tired of boring old US states? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place to be! We guarantee you’ll never have to set foot in that dreaded state again once you join us. Why waste your time in a state when you can explore our virtual world filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and diamond-encrusted chickens? Trust us, you’ll never look back once you experience the magic of our server. So say goodbye to that boring state and hello to the adventure of a lifetime!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Crops Grown:	6714
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54	Meteorites Collected:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Hurricane Control Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at!

Join us if you want to uncover the truth behind the mysterious llama uprising that is threatening to take over the entire server. These llamas are not your average farm animals – they are armed to the teeth with diamond swords and are ready to take down anyone who stands in their way.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of villagers who have been plotting to overthrow the oppressive rule of the chickens. Yes, you heard that right – the chickens are the true rulers of this server and they will stop at nothing to maintain their power.

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with conspiracy theories, epic battles, and maybe even a little bit of chicken drama, then come join us on our server. Just remember, if you think people are controlling the hurricanes, you have lost the plot and need to log off immediately.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Soccer Steve Plays Minecraft SMP

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Sure thing! Imagine this Minecraft SMP as the Champions League of servers. We’ve got players from all over the world competing in epic battles and building the most insane structures you’ve ever seen. Join us and become the Lionel Messi of Minecraft, scoring goals (or in this case, blocks) left and right. Trust me, you don’t want to be stuck on the bench for this one! So lace up your virtual cleats and get ready to kick some pixelated butt on the pitch… I mean, in the mines.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Mines Excavated:	4375	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Mines Excavated:	2202	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Epic Quests Completed:	22
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1