PrisonCraft: Keir’s Dilemma

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lol join our minecraft server cuz we got too many prisoners and we need u to help us build a giant prison to hold them all! new PM Keir Starmer is counting on u to create the most secure prison ever seen in minecraft history. but watch out, the prisoners are crafty and will try to escape at any cost. can u outsmart them and keep them locked up for good? join now and show off your building skills while keeping the bad guys behind bars. let’s make minecraft great again, one prisoner at a time!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

SMP18AdviceMinecraft

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Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to relive the glory days of being 18 and making questionable life choices! We’ve got more drama than a high school cafeteria and more chaos than a creeper explosion. Plus, our server is so lit, it makes your 18-year-old self look like a noob in comparison. So come on, join us and let’s make some memories that will make your future self question your life decisions!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Meteorites Collected:	1

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Blocky Boobies Bonanza

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the pixelated blocky boobs are just too irresistible to ignore!

Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your own boob-shaped houses, mine for diamond nipples, and battle against evil mobs with your trusty chest armor!

But beware, the allure of the pixelated cleavage may be too much for some players to handle. Will you be able to resist the temptation and conquer the world of blocky boobs? Join us and find out!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Divine Spears Created:	16
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Ores Mined:	8446
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Blocky Boobies: Save Lives, Mine Blocks!

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come join our epic minecraft server and help us fight against breast cancer! we have magical potions that can cure any illness, including cancer! we have saved over 517,900 lives since 1989, all thanks to our amazing players! but watch out, younger women are getting diagnosed with cancer more often, so we need all the help we can get to stop this epidemic! join us now and be a hero in the fight against cancer! who knew playing minecraft could save lives?

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Farms Harvested:	421	Mythical Swords Crafted:	97
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Villages Defended:	17	Crystal Wands Charged:	11

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Watch This Anime Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like watching an anime without being gay! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community that will make you say “Senpai notice me!” But don’t worry, you won’t catch the gay from playing on our server – just pure, unadulterated fun. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s build some pixelated dreams together!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Chimeras Created:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Sheboon Mud Hut Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of getting dumped for taller, hairier white guys and Indian faggots? Well, do we have the Minecraft SMP for you! Join our server and escape the drama of real life by building your own virtual empire. No more sheboons from mud huts in Africa, just epic adventures and endless possibilities. So what are you waiting for, you bum tickler looking Chinese pig? Join us now and let the keks begin!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Love Letters Sent:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Tattoo Drama Craft

Boundaries, Communication, compromise, Craft, DISRESPECTFUL, Drama, fidelity, friend group, loyalty, Marriage, matching tattoo, Military life, opposite sex coworker, permanent mark, relationship boundaries, Respect, s!ut shaming, Significant Other, tattoo, trust issues, UNCOMFORTABLE, Understanding

Looking for a Minecraft server that will distract you from the drama in your life? Look no further! Join our server and escape the craziness of matching tattoos and questionable friendships. Our server is so fun, you won’t even remember why you were worried about dirty clothes in a bag or permanent marks on your body. Plus, our community is so tight-knit, you won’t have to worry about any sketchy situations like the one described above. So come join us and leave all your worries behind – we promise you won’t regret it!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Meteorites Collected:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

UnseenBlocks Minecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP and be prepared to embark on a wild journey filled with more drama than a reality TV show! Our server is like a chaotic circus where anything goes – from building giant statues of llamas to starting a llama cult, the possibilities are endless.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground llama fighting ring where players can battle it out for the title of Llama King. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Golden Llama, rumored to grant wishes to whoever finds it.

So if you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable as a llama on roller skates, come join us and let the llama madness begin!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Animals Bred:	189	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Dragon Scales Harvested:	142	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

CraftyQuotez

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“Join our Minecraft server and you’ll be quoting ‘I can’t believe I’m mining diamonds with a llama riding shotgun’ in no time! Our server is so wild, even the creepers wear party hats and dance to disco music. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself comes to hang out and play pranks on unsuspecting players. So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience that’s more bonkers than a chicken riding a pig, come join us!”

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	28	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

YazidiCraft: Not Your Average Departure

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so, like, come join our epic minecraft server, where the only abductions happen is when you steal someone’s diamonds, amirite? 😂 we got more fun than a yazidi woman voluntarily leaving gaza, that’s for sure!

join us for crazy adventures, like riding pigs off cliffs and building giant statues of steve made entirely out of dirt blocks. you’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget all about hamas and their drama.

plus, our community is as tight-knit as a creeper hugging a player, so you’ll never feel alone. come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin! 🤪🎮 #minecraftmadness

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Villages Defended:	20	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	5737
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Astral Projections Made:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	8767

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Boring SMP: Just like watching paint dry, but with extra steps

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<a href="https://minecraft-servers-listing.com/flavor/herbivores/">Minecraft Server</a> Overview

Minecraft Server Overview

Features
Land claiming to keep your house safe
Shops powered by a diamond economy
Regular events for the community
Warp stones so you can always teleport back home
Bucketable entities to save you pain
Many crafting tweaks to make it enjoyable

So come join us at boringsmp.1e99.eu (Discord).

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I claim land to protect my builds?	Yes, we have a land claiming system in place.
How does the diamond economy work?	Players can trade with diamonds as the currency in our server shops.
Are there regular events on the server?	Yes, we host events for the community to participate in.
Can I teleport back home easily?	Yes, we have warp stones that allow you to teleport back home.
What are bucketable entities?	Entities that can be picked up with buckets to make gameplay easier.
What crafting tweaks are available?	We have implemented various crafting tweaks to enhance the gameplay experience.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Alien Abductions:	1	Runes Activated:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	13

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Slutty Blocks Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because we have Normal mode vs Slut mode! In Normal mode, you can build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and fight off creepers like a true warrior. But if you’re feeling a little frisky, switch over to Slut mode where anything goes! Want to build a giant statue of a chicken wearing a tutu? Go for it! Want to ride a pig into battle wearing nothing but a banana hammock? Why not! The possibilities are endless on our server. Join now for a wild and wacky adventure that you’ll never forget!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Crops Grown:	2149	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

He’s Right You Know Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wildest, and most chaotic server out there!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build houses out of diamond blocks, and fight off hordes of zombie chickens. We have a secret underground base filled with treasure, but watch out for the lava moat surrounding it – one wrong step and you’ll be toast!

Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who loves to challenge players to epic dance-offs. If you can out-dance the dragon, you’ll be rewarded with a magical unicorn mount that shoots rainbows out of its horn.

So come join us on our insane Minecraft SMP and experience a whole new level of wackiness and fun!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Magic Items Found:	4863	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

HangryCraft

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Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride like no other! Just like getting your wisdom teeth pulled, our server will leave you in stitches…of laughter!

Imagine a world where you can’t eat for hours, just like waiting for your boyfriend to finish his dental visit. But don’t worry, we won’t leave you hungry like he did – we’ve got all the virtual food you could ever want!

And just like the dentist giving you dirty looks, our server will keep you on your toes with unexpected surprises around every corner. So come join us and feast on the fun – just make sure your boyfriend doesn’t get mad at you for having too much fun without him!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

SweetTeachMC SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to witness a llama riding a pig into battle against a horde of angry creepers. Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face around here!

But that’s not all – our teachers are not your average Minecraft players. They will literally build you a golden throne made out of enchanted diamond blocks if you answer their riddles correctly. And don’t even get us started on the time they organized a massive fireworks show to celebrate someone finding a rare pink sheep!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and make you laugh until your sides hurt, then come join us! Just be prepared for anything because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Love Letters Sent:	9	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Dimension Hops:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

ZHumorCraft

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your Gen Z humor needs! Join us for a wild ride filled with memes, jokes, and shenanigans that will have you ROFLing in your virtual seat.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon our server and were greeted by a giant dancing llama wearing sunglasses. Yes, you read that right. This llama led them on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted pizza, which was guarded by a pack of evil chickens. After a fierce battle and some questionable dance moves, the players emerged victorious and were rewarded with endless pizza parties for eternity.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous “Troll Bridge,” where players must answer riddles from a mischievous troll in order to pass. Fail to answer correctly, and you’ll be forced to wear a chicken suit for the rest of your virtual life. Trust us, you don’t want to be caught strutting around in a chicken suit.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows what crazy adventures and laughs await you in this wacky world of Gen Z humor!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	8817	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.