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MillionaireMoochersNoCash4U

Abuse, aita, bank account, cheque, decision, family drama, Flashbacks, Inheritance, life changing, millionaire family, MillionaireMoochersNoCash4U, money problems, narcissist, privileged, Properties, relationships, Rent, shock, step grandfather, Struggling, UNFAIR

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape your crazy family drama and build your own virtual empire! Need a break from entitled millionaires demanding your inheritance? Join us and create your own wealth by mining diamonds and building epic castles.

On our server, you can team up with other players to take on challenges and conquer dungeons, just like facing off against your greedy relatives in real life. And don’t worry, there are no narcissistic grandfathers here to ruin your fun – just friendly players looking to have a good time.

So why join our server? Because here, you can be the master of your own destiny and leave all the family drama behind. Plus, who needs a massive inheritance when you can mine for your own riches and become the wealthiest player in the game? So come on, join us and escape to a world where the only drama is deciding which block to place next!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	8

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

NomNomCraft

addictive foods, Binge Eating, can’t resist, cant stop eating, comfort food, constant munching, endless snacking, food addiction, food cravings, food obsession, guilty pleasure, indulgent treats, insatiable appetite, insatiable hunger, irresistible snacks, never satisfied, never-ending munching, NomNomCraft, nonstop eating, snack attack, uncontrollable cravings

Are you tired of eating the same old boring food in Minecraft? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a special food called “Diamond Cake” that once you take a bite, you won’t be able to stop eating it! Legend has it that players who eat this delicious treat gain superpowers and can fly around the server like a majestic unicorn. Join us now and indulge in the tastiest adventure of your Minecraft life!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

WarCrafty Minecraft Server

anniversary, CASUALTIES, Conflict, dissent, extremism, Faction, gaza, Hamas, Israel, long-term effects, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, opposition, Palestinian, Political, resistance, Server, Support, Toll, Unrest, violence, War, Warcrafty

LOLZ come join dis Minecraft server where we fight like Hamas in Gaza but with blocks instead of bombs! Our war is so epic, it’s like a year-long battle of epic proportions! The toll is heavy but the support is weak, just like our enemies when they see our epic builds and PvP skills! Join now and be a part of the madness, because who needs peace when you can have chaos and fun instead! Let’s show those dissenters what we’re made of, block by block!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	277	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

PutinCraft2020

collusion, Communication, controversial, current events, Diplomacy, donald trump, election loss, foreign relations, international affairs, News, phone calls, political leaders, president, Presidential election, putin, PutinCraft2020, russia, united states, us politics, White House, world leaders

so, like, this server is like the best thing since diamonds in minecraft. why, you ask? well, let me tell you a story. once upon a time, donald trump and putin were playing minecraft together on this server. they were building a wall around their base to keep out all the haters. but then, they got a call from herobrine asking for help defeating the ender dragon. so, they put their political differences aside and teamed up to take down the dragon. it was epic. now, if you want to be part of this crazy adventure, you gotta join this server. who knows what other wild shenanigans you’ll get into. plus, you might even get a call from trump or putin themselves. so come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Blocky Balance: Earth’s Future

#sustainability, balance, blocky, carbon footprint, cattle, climate change, Earth, Earths, ecological balance, environmental crisis, environmental impact, Future, global warming, greenhouse gas emissions, human population, Humanity, INCREASE, Livestock, overpopulation, population growth, Sheep, vital signs

LOLZ come join dis server where we gotz da craziest balance of human population and animals yo! we gotz 200,000 peeps poppin up every day like mushrooms after da rain, and 170,000 cows and sheep joinin da party too! our greenhouse gas emissions be breakin records like a boss! come join da fun and help us tip da scales of humanity’s future, it’s gonna be a wild ride! 🌍🔥🐄 #MinecraftMadness #JoinTheCraziness

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	38	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Blocky Manga Minecraft Server

2024.., action, Adventure, Anime, blocky, Characters, comedy, comics, Drama, Entertainment, FANTASY, Issue 45, japanese, magazine, Manga, manga artists, Minecraft, Popular, Serialized, Server, SHONEN, Stories, Weekly publication, Weekly Shonen Magazine

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond-encrusted pigs, flying creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his feathered subjects with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited diamonds and a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, how about this: our server is actually a portal to an alternate dimension where everything is made of cake. That’s right, you can build your dream house out of frosting and sprinkles, and ride around on a unicorn made of chocolate.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy appetite for the absurd!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	15

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Minecraft SMP – Relentless Formula One General – Lewis Robbed? Red Bull Domination? Wake Up Edition

#FantasyGP, adrian newey., Alpine 100 Race Plan, Bull, Domination, Edition, F1 title, Fernando Alonso, Formula, formula one, general, haas, Lewis, Lewis Hamilton, Max Verstappen, mclaren, Mercedes, Minecraft, Nico Hülkenberg, Pierre Wache, Ralf Schumacher, red, red bull, RELENTLESS, robbed, smp, United States Grand Prix, wake, WCC Standings, WDC Standings, WEC Standings.

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more intense than the Alpine 100 Race Plan? Join our server where the WDC standings are decided by who can build the most epic base and the WCC standings are based on who can mine the most diamonds!

We’ve got more drama than a pit stop mishap, with Newey revealing why he’s still helping Red Bull even after starting at Aston Martin, and Hulkenberg predicting that Haas will be a serious competitor in the years to come – forget about the Nether, this is where the real action is!

Join now and race to the top of the leaderboard, just like Verstappen racing to get his first win in 8 races! With more twists and turns than a Monaco street circuit, you won’t want to miss out on the chaos and craziness of our Minecraft SMP. Plus, rumor has it that Fernando Alonso is aiming to win his third F1 title in the next two or three years – can you beat him to it in the world of Minecraft?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the thrill of building, mining, and competing in the most outrageous Minecraft SMP around!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Endless Night Skies:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	1557
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

NoSoloMinecraftServer

25F, 25M, apartment, DATING, graduate student, guest, House, kitchen, long-term partners, NoSoloMinecraftServer, ontario, partner, private items, rent controlled, roommate, roommates, snooping, Unattended, UNCOMFORTABLE, University, Valuables

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds faster than you can mine diamonds! Join us and experience the thrill of living with roommates who bring their significant others over without asking!

Picture this: you log in to the server and find out that your roommate’s partner has been using your enchanting table without permission. Oh, the horror! But wait, it gets better – they might even leave their pets roaming around your base, causing chaos wherever they go.

But fear not, for our server is a place where you can stand up for your rights as a player! No more will you have to tolerate strangers using your brewing stand or stealing your precious loot. Join us and together we will fight against the tyranny of unattended guests in our virtual homes!

So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us on this epic adventure filled with twists and turns. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a showdown with a roommate who thinks they can do whatever they want. It’s time to show them who’s boss in this wild world of Minecraft madness!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	33	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

MommaDramaCraft

childhood trauma, Emotional Abuse, emotional neglect, emotional scars, family conflict, family dynamics, family dysfunction, family relationships, gender bias, gender disappointment, lack of compassion, lack of love, maternal disappointment, maternal favoritism, MommaDramaCraft, parental expectations, parental favoritism, parental neglect, Resentment, sibling jealousy, sibling rivalry

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Join our server and leave behind the gender disappointment of your parents! Our server is filled with adventures, treasures, and no gender bias!

Imagine a world where you are the favorite child, where you get all the gifts and attention you deserve. On our server, you can be the star of the show, just like Lily in real life. No more feeling left out or unloved, because on our server, you are the chosen one!

So come join us and leave behind the family drama. Build your own kingdom, find hidden treasures, and be the hero of your own story. Who needs parents when you have a Minecraft server to escape to? Join now and leave the gender disappointment behind!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Dragons Tamed:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

MovieMagicMinecraftSMP

cinematic exaggerations, cinematic fantasies, cinematic myths, dramatic climaxes, dramatic twists, exaggerated action sequences, exaggerated romance, fantasy elements, far-fetched storylines, fictional events, fictional plot devices, Hollywood exaggerations, implausible scenarios, improbable coincidences, larger-than-life characters, movie cliches, MovieMagicMinecraftSMP, over-the-top drama, unbelievable plot twists, unrealistic outcomes, unrealistic scenarios

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a blockbuster movie come to life! Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of llamas riding pigs come charging at you, demanding to join your faction because they heard you have the best parties in town. And that’s just the beginning! We have secret underground dance parties with creepers, llama rodeos in the Nether, and even a pet chicken that can do the floss dance. So if you’re ready for non-stop action and hilarity, join us now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	47
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

MisunderstoodCraft

complexity, Connection, deep emotional connection, Depth, depth of feeling, emotions, Empathy, Individuality, introspection, Meaningful, misunderstood, MisunderstoodCraft, Passion, Personal, perspective, Significance, unappreciated, Underappreciated, underrecognized, Unique, VALUES

Are you tired of trying to explain your love for Minecraft to your non-gamer friends? Look no further, because our server is the place where your obsession is not only understood but celebrated! Join us and be surrounded by fellow Minecraft enthusiasts who will appreciate your dedication to building pixelated masterpieces.

Our server is not just any ordinary Minecraft server – it’s a magical land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha. You’ll embark on epic quests, battle mythical creatures, and even have the chance to ride a unicorn (yes, you read that right).

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of talking chickens who hold the key to unlocking hidden treasures. And rumor has it that if you can solve their riddles, you’ll be granted access to a secret disco party where Steve himself will be busting out his best dance moves.

So why waste your time on boring, ordinary servers when you could be part of our wacky, wonderful world? Come join us and let your Minecraft dreams run wild!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	18
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

UkrainianHackerzRusBust

cyber attack, cyber conflict, cyber defense, cyber espionage, cyber operations, cyber security measures, cyber threats, cyber warfare, cybersecurity, data breach, digital security, geopolitical conflict, government institutions, HACKING, information warfare, international relations, russia, Russian institutions, Ukraine, Ukrainian hackers, UkrainianHackerzRusBust

come join our epic minecraft server where ukrainian hackers are taking down russian institutions for the second day in a row!!! watch as they use their mad skills to infiltrate and destroy, all while you build your own epic creations in the game. it’s like a real-life cyber war, but in minecraft!!! who knows what crazy shenanigans will happen next?! join now for a wild ride of chaos and destruction (in the game, of course). trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this one-of-a-kind experience. let’s show those russians who’s boss in the virtual world!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Runes Activated:	8	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Narcissism & Sadism: Sex Drive & Porn

aggression, BDSM, Behavior, dark triad, DRIVE, mental health, narcissism, personality traits, porn, porn use, power dynamics, Psychology, relationships, research, sadism, self esteem, sex, sex drive, sexual arousal, sexual behavior, sexual preferences, sexual satisfaction, study

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz it’s like the wildest ride of ur life, bro! We got unicorns flyin’ around, creepers doin’ the cha cha slide, and villagers breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if u find the secret diamond mine, u’ll unlock a portal to a dimension where llamas rule the world and pigs can talk.

And get this, our server is so lit that even the mobs are friendly. Zombies will give u high fives, skeletons will teach u how to dougie, and spiders will braid ur hair.

So come on down to our Minecraft server, where anything is possible and the only limit is ur imagination. Plus, we heard that joining increases ur sex drive and makes u a master at using porn. So what are u waiting for? Let’s get blocky!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	35	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Secret Passages Found:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	198
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server

Adventures, Authenticity, blocky, Identity, Individuality, introspection, its literally me, LITERALLY, me, Minecraft, personal growth, Self, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self-acceptance, Self-expression, self-identity, self-realization, Server, UNIQUENESS

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because this server is literally me! Why should you join, you ask? Because we have a secret underground roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled cave filled with diamond-studded creepers! And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is run by a team of highly trained ninja pandas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls that come your way. So come join us and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen – because it’s literally me!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Falling into the Void:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Fudded AVI Minecraft SMP Expert

1inch, alt wallets, AMA, aurora, Avi, Aviator, Breakout, BROWN, bybit, COINBASE, crypto.com, Expert, Fox, fud, fudded, fudding bags, Gate.io, hackens frontpage, LINEA, Logo, manipulate, mindless zombies, Minecraft, near.., Polygon, Questing, read between the lines, recoup losses, RESPONSIBILITY, Sami, smp, SOLD OUT, srilankan, top holder, vechain, WEB STORE

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as the crypto market? Look no further! Our server is filled with drama, deception, and mindless zombies (literally, we have a zombie apocalypse event every Saturday).

Join us and witness the epic battle between the top holder and the fudder, who’s been manipulating everyone with their alt wallets. It’s like a soap opera, but with blocks and creepers.

Forget about boring SMPs with no excitement. Here, we have a quest involving a mysterious fox that will make you go batshit crazy. Trust us, it’s the next big thing in the Minecraft world.

So, if you’re ready for a rollercoaster ride of emotions, join our server now and see if you can survive the chaos. And remember, always read between the lines (especially when dealing with those sneaky Endermen).

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Star Shards Collected:	178	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	132	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Emeralds Found:	8067	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3