Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to worry about any prison drama like that! Our server is a safe space for all players, regardless of race or background.

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments. Build your dream world, battle epic mobs, and make friends with players from all over the world.

And don’t worry, there won’t be any demands for ass here – unless you’re talking about kicking ass in PvP battles! So come on in and let’s have a blast together. Who knew Minecraft could be so wild and unpredictable?

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 95/200 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Rune Stones Activated: 4 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed: 8 Horror Stories Survived: 1
Magical Frogs Kissed: 6 Celestial Events Witnessed: 1
Epic Mounts Acquired: 6 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5 Cursed Villages Purged: 3

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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