Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to worry about any prison drama like that! Our server is a safe space for all players, regardless of race or background.

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments. Build your dream world, battle epic mobs, and make friends with players from all over the world.

And don’t worry, there won’t be any demands for ass here – unless you’re talking about kicking ass in PvP battles! So come on in and let’s have a blast together. Who knew Minecraft could be so wild and unpredictable?

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 90/600 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed: 16 Dragon Scales Harvested: 195
Endless Staircases Climbed: 1 Cursed Villages Purged: 1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4 Unicorn Sightings: 0
Magical Moments Shared: 19 Astral Staffs Crafted: 9
Shadow Daggers Crafted: 32 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 4

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

New Minecraft Servers

  • Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

    Pixel Pals Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Fauna’s Outer Wilds adventures? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to experience the thrill of dodging grasshoppers and their sneaky bait while building the craziest structures you can imagine.

    But that’s not all! Our server is filled with hidden treasures and secret passages that will keep you on your toes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Ara Ara button that will grant you special powers in the game.

    So why wait? Join now and become a part of the most epic Minecraft server in the universe! Just remember to report, hide, and ignore those pesky grasshoppers – they’re always up to no good.

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 93/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Wilderness Tamed: 14
    Talking Trees Consulted: 4 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 6
    Titanic Battles Fought: 21 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • BBBYQ – Ryan Cohen Edition – Larry Cheng Went onto ThePPShow Podcast Minecraft SMP

    BBBYQ – Ryan Cohen Edition – Larry Cheng Went onto ThePPShow Podcast Minecraft SMP

    We’ve got ex-board members making wild claims, share buyback fraud explained in the most outrageous ways possible, and even a theory about companies doing a 180 and squeezing short sellers for riches. And don’t even get us started on the “Reverse Uno” move that could benefit shareholders – it’s like playing a game of Monopoly with real money!

    But that’s not all – we’ve got lawsuits, dismissed short swing rules, and even a “pump and dump” case that’s still active. And let’s not forget about the bad actors trying to delay chapter 11 proceedings – it’s like a soap opera, but with more blocks and creepers.

    So come on in, strap on your tinfoil hat, and get ready for a wild ride on our Minecraft SMP. Who knows what crazy theories we’ll come up with next – maybe we’ll even uncover the truth behind Ryan Cohen’s secret plan to take over the server. Stay comfy, expect delays, and remember: nothing is finalized until the chapter 11 has fully concluded. Larry Cheng may be a current board member of GameStop, but here, anything is possible. Join us now and let’s uncover the truth together!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 100/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Magical Moments Shared: 24
    Crops Grown: 9278 Astral Mages Summoned: 1
    Treasure Maps Found: 5 Invisible Walls Found: 4
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3 Immortal Anvils Forged: 11
    Whispering Caves Entered: 8 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • NoParentalPermission-NoHousePayment

    NoParentalPermission-NoHousePayment
    Are you tired of family drama and looking for a fresh start? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and leave all the toxic relatives behind, just like this player left her family drama in the dust.

    On our server, you can build your dream home without any interference from pesky family members demanding money. No more guilt trips or manipulation tactics here – just pure, unadulterated fun!

    Plus, with our vibrant community of players, you’ll never feel like an outsider again. Whether you’re blue collar, white collar, or somewhere in between, everyone is welcome to join in on the laughter and adventures.

    So come on over and escape the drama of real life by immersing yourself in the blocky world of Minecraft. Who needs family when you have a virtual family of fellow gamers to support you? Join us now and leave the real world behind – drama-free guaranteed!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 109/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 41 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 6
    Emeralds Found: 7385 Paranormal Events Investigated: 1
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 5 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 4
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7 Infinity Stones Found: 1
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 10 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 12

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • ScarCraftStory

    ScarCraftStory
    Join our Minecraft server and create your own scar-inducing stories! Whether you got blown up by a creeper, fell into a pit of lava, or accidentally punched a zombie pigman, every scar on your pixelated body will have a hilarious tale to tell. Plus, rumor has it that if you collect enough scars, you’ll unlock the secret of unlimited diamonds! So come on, join us and let the adventures (and scars) begin!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 95/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3
    Herobrine Sightings: 8 Glitched Entities Encountered: 3
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 7 Mysterious Portals Opened: 5
    Talking Trees Consulted: 6 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 3 Chimeras Created: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • OrbansCraft Minecraft Server

    OrbansCraft Minecraft Server
    so, like, this server is like the wildest ride you’ll ever go on in minecraft, bro. we got dragons flying around, unicorns prancing through the meadows, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about.

    if you join this server, you’ll be greeted by a talking llama who will guide you through the mystical land of pixelated wonders. but watch out for the evil gnomes who like to steal your diamonds when you’re not looking.

    oh, and did i mention that we have a giant roller coaster that takes you through a lava-filled volcano and shoots you out into a pool of rainbow-colored water? yeah, it’s pretty epic.

    so, if you’re ready for the most insane adventure of your life, come join us on this server. just be prepared to have your mind blown and your sense of reality shattered. it’s gonna be a wild ride, my dude.

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 105/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 31 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1
    Demon Skulls Collected: 35 Falling into the Void: 2
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 4 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2 Phantom Rings Equipped: 10
    Wailing Winds Heard: 1 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Dino-Doom Asteroid Server

    Dino-Doom Asteroid Server
    yo, dis server be like dat asteroid dat wiped out dem dinos, except instead of killin’ u, it be bringin’ u to da most lit minecraft world u eva seen! imagine buildin’ yo crib in a land where dino bones be da foundation and lava be flowin’ like a never-endin’ party! join dis server if u wanna be part of da ultimate survival adventure, where u gotta fight off creepers, zombies, and maybe even a T-Rex or two! ain’t no other server like dis one, so join now and let’s make history together!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 99/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 7 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 18
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 15 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1 Paranormal Events Investigated: 4
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Legendary Items Repaired: 7

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • ☀️❤ FREE DONATION FOR DIAMONDS ❤☀️ Minecraft server

    ☀️❤ FREE DONATION FOR DIAMONDS ❤☀️ Minecraft server

    Hi, friend. Do you want to find a Cool server for SURVIVAL on your phone?

    Then come to us >✨TalesCraft✨

    We look forward to new players and hold Competitions and Events every week. We have created a truly high-quality server for convenient gaming.

    ✅On our server you will find new friends, you will be able to test yourself in the PVP arena and as an Administrator. Trade with players at the auction, extract resources in the Auto-Mine, or put malicious violators in prison.

    Our website: shop.talescrat.ru

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 106/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Divine Scrolls Written: 18
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 11 Meteorite Armor Created: 18
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3 Whispering Shadows Heard: 0
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Magic Wands Crafted: 19
    Gnome Villages Protected: 9 Epic Mounts Acquired: 6

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • No Peek Minecraft Server

    No Peek Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of glitter! Why should you join? Because our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us.

    We have custom plugins that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion. Want to ride a pig while shooting fireworks out of a diamond sword? We got you covered. And don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco party where the zombies are the best dancers in town.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so exclusive that even Herobrine himself is on the guest list. And if you join now, you’ll get a free pet chicken that lays golden eggs. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and don’t even think about looking at Smash, because our server is where the real party is at!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 99/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 355 Mimic Chests Discovered: 3
    Soul Contracts Signed: 1 Evil Lairs Raided: 7
    Pirate Ships Captured: 2 Celestial Crowns Worn: 1
    Demon Skulls Collected: 28 Secret Libraries Discovered: 5

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • > Idio Craft SMP – It Wasn’t Supposed To Be…

    > Idio Craft SMP – It Wasn’t Supposed To Be…
    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to witness a group of players who have taken idiocracy to a whole new level.

    Do you enjoy watching players build houses made entirely out of lava? How about witnessing someone try to tame a creeper as a pet? Well, you’re in luck because that’s just a typical day on our server.

    But wait, there’s more! Our players have been known to start wars over who has the best pet chicken, hold dance parties in the Nether, and even create a roller coaster that goes straight into a pool of lava.

    So if you’re looking for a server where chaos reigns supreme and idiocracy is the norm, then come join us! Just remember, this server wasn’t supposed to be a documentary, but it sure feels like one.

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 104/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 21 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 6 Goblin Markets Raided: 2
    Divine Spears Created: 21 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 2 Divine Scrolls Written: 14
    Horror Stories Survived: 1 Farms Harvested: 404

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CraftyDadGaySon

    CraftyDadGaySon
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all things fabulous and fun! Join us for a wild ride filled with rainbow-colored blocks, sparkly unicorns, and headbands with bows that will make your character look absolutely fierce.

    Need a break from the real world drama? Look no further, because on our server, we leave all the negativity at the door. Just like the time my ex freaked out over a headband and thought it would turn our son gay. Seriously, who knew accessories had that kind of power? But hey, on our server, we celebrate individuality and diversity, so wear that headband proudly!

    So come on over and join us for a magical adventure where love is love, and being your fabulous self is always encouraged. Who knows, you might even find a diamond-encrusted headband to wear while you build your dream castle! See you there, darling!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 109/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Wyrmholes Dug: 4 Dragon Eggs Found: 8346
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 3 Wailing Winds Heard: 2
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 11 Mythical Swords Crafted: 26
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 56
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • BoomerCraftTipsNTricks

    BoomerCraftTipsNTricks
    Are you tired of listening to older generations spout off outdated advice that no longer works? Well, join our Minecraft server and leave those old fogies in the dust! Our server is filled with cutting-edge technology and innovative gameplay that will make you forget all about those dusty old tips from your grandparents.

    On our server, we have a secret potion that will make you invincible in PvP battles, so you can finally show those young whippersnappers who’s boss. And if you’re tired of hearing about how you need to “work hard” to succeed, we have a special cheat code that will give you unlimited diamonds with just the click of a button.

    So say goodbye to outdated advice and hello to a whole new world of fun and excitement on our Minecraft server. Join us now and start living your best blocky life!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 102/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 6 Love Letters Sent: 1
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 5 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Demonic Pacts Formed: 3
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 9 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1
    Crystal Wands Charged: 11 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 16

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Nano Bot Craze Minecraft Server

    Nano Bot Craze Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have tiny ring-shaped robots navigating through honey (or blood, if you’re feeling adventurous)! These robots are so small, they’re almost nano-sized, but not quite there yet. Imagine the chaos of having these little bots running around in your bloodstream, delivering medicine and causing mischief along the way.

    Join our server and witness the magic of ring robots bending and moving in all directions, thanks to their zero-elastic-energy mode. Who needs proof of nano scale bots in human blood when you can experience it firsthand in our virtual world?

    So come on, join us and be a part of this groundbreaking invention that may one day revolutionize the medical industry. Just be careful not to accidentally squish one of these soft robots with your fingers – they may be small, but they sure know how to pack a punch!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 109/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1
    Divine Spears Created: 22 Shadow Figures Spotted: 4
    Horror Stories Survived: 1 Phantom Knights Defeated: 10
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 15 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Rainbows Spotted: 1

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • D E K O M O R I – Minecraft SMP

    D E K O M O R I – Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because DEKOMORIDESU is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground society of dancing chickens.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Llama, a mystical creature said to grant wishes to those who can find it. Rumor has it that one player even managed to tame the Diamond Llama and ride it into battle against a horde of evil zombie villagers.

    So why should you join DEKOMORIDESU? Because where else can you participate in epic llama races, build a roller coaster that goes through a volcano, and engage in intense battles with a giant squid boss named Squishy? Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. Join us now and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 109/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2 Invisible Pathways Walked: 4
    Divine Spears Created: 30 Cursed Statues Activated: 1
    Underground Cities Explored: 4 Lost Souls Rescued: 3
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 69 Runes Activated: 2
    Treasure Maps Found: 7 Undead Armies Raised: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • WeddingWoes Minecraft Server

    WeddingWoes Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that values inclusivity and acceptance? Look no further than our server! We welcome players of all backgrounds and orientations, because we believe everyone deserves a place to call home in the Minecraft world.

    Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and hilarious shenanigans. We even have a special event where players can compete in a wedding planning competition – just make sure to invite your partner, because we celebrate love in all its forms!

    Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of our wacky community – where the only thing that matters is having fun and spreading positivity. So come on over and join us, because on our server, everyone is family – even if your best friend tries to exclude your wife from the guest list!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 94/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Meteorite Armor Created: 17 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 4 Magical Frogs Kissed: 3
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Magic Items Found: 6555
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 30 Secret Libraries Discovered: 1
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4 Phantom Ships Sailed: 1

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • HangryCraft: Foodie Surprise!

    HangryCraft: Foodie Surprise!
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to never serve you a cold Krabby Patty burger or forget your fries! Our virtual kitchen is always stocked with the freshest ingredients and our Frostys are always pineapple-y delicious.

    Join us and experience the thrill of hunting for the elusive lettuce block to add to your burger, or embark on a quest to find the perfect spot to enjoy your meal without getting attacked by creepers. And don’t worry, we always listen to our players’ requests and make sure to deliver the full meal deal every time.

    So come on in and feast on the most epic virtual meals of your life! Just be sure to thank us grandly for our culinary creations, or risk facing the wrath of hangry gamers. See you at the table!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 96/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Dark Rituals Completed: 9 Endless Legions Commanded: 18
    Haunted Chests Opened: 1 Villages Defended: 19
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 3 Wailing Winds Heard: 4
    Mines Excavated: 1951 Talking Trees Consulted: 2
    Wyrmholes Dug: 8 Elemental Crystals Collected: 31

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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