Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to worry about any prison drama like that! Our server is a safe space for all players, regardless of race or background.

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments. Build your dream world, battle epic mobs, and make friends with players from all over the world.

And don’t worry, there won’t be any demands for ass here – unless you’re talking about kicking ass in PvP battles! So come on in and let’s have a blast together. Who knew Minecraft could be so wild and unpredictable?

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 109/600 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Crops Grown: 1200 Blood Moons Survived: 3
Cursed Lands Purified: 2 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 3694
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0
Mineshafts Explored: 3 Legendary Titles Earned: 2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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