Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to worry about any prison drama like that! Our server is a safe space for all players, regardless of race or background.

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments. Build your dream world, battle epic mobs, and make friends with players from all over the world.

And don’t worry, there won’t be any demands for ass here – unless you’re talking about kicking ass in PvP battles! So come on in and let’s have a blast together. Who knew Minecraft could be so wild and unpredictable?

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 102/300 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3 Legendary Items Repaired: 4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 14 Ender Pearl Glitches: 2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3 Mines Excavated: 1114
Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Endless Staircases Climbed: 2
Crystal Wands Charged: 10 Curse of Binding Applied: 5

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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