Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to worry about any prison drama like that! Our server is a safe space for all players, regardless of race or background.

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments. Build your dream world, battle epic mobs, and make friends with players from all over the world.

And don’t worry, there won’t be any demands for ass here – unless you’re talking about kicking ass in PvP battles! So come on in and let’s have a blast together. Who knew Minecraft could be so wild and unpredictable?

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 98/200 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1
Endless Mazes Solved: 4 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 15
Goblin Markets Raided: 9 Animals Bred: 99
Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6 Haunted Chests Opened: 4
Mimic Chests Discovered: 3 Void Armor Forged: 29

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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