Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to worry about any prison drama like that! Our server is a safe space for all players, regardless of race or background.

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments. Build your dream world, battle epic mobs, and make friends with players from all over the world.

And don’t worry, there won’t be any demands for ass here – unless you’re talking about kicking ass in PvP battles! So come on in and let’s have a blast together. Who knew Minecraft could be so wild and unpredictable?

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 106/900 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped: 1 Reality Warps Survived: 1
Haunted Chests Opened: 3 Epic Shields Constructed: 33
Star Shards Collected: 199 Secret Libraries Discovered: 4
Animals Bred: 12 Towns Built: 4
Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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