Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to worry about any prison drama like that! Our server is a safe space for all players, regardless of race or background.

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments. Build your dream world, battle epic mobs, and make friends with players from all over the world.

And don’t worry, there won’t be any demands for ass here – unless you’re talking about kicking ass in PvP battles! So come on in and let’s have a blast together. Who knew Minecraft could be so wild and unpredictable?

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 109/500 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Crops Grown: 9270 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
Divine Spears Created: 30 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
Haunted Forests Traversed: 2 Magical Ponies Rescued: 6
Legendary Heroes Trained: 4 Magical Familiars Summoned: 3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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