Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to worry about any prison drama like that! Our server is a safe space for all players, regardless of race or background.

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments. Build your dream world, battle epic mobs, and make friends with players from all over the world.

And don’t worry, there won’t be any demands for ass here – unless you’re talking about kicking ass in PvP battles! So come on in and let’s have a blast together. Who knew Minecraft could be so wild and unpredictable?

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 109/700 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 8 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2
Endless Night Skies: 3 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5 Epic Quests Completed: 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1 Phantom Knights Defeated: 6
Epic Weapons Forged: 6 Mysterious Portals Opened: 6

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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