Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to worry about any prison drama like that! Our server is a safe space for all players, regardless of race or background.

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments. Build your dream world, battle epic mobs, and make friends with players from all over the world.

And don’t worry, there won’t be any demands for ass here – unless you’re talking about kicking ass in PvP battles! So come on in and let’s have a blast together. Who knew Minecraft could be so wild and unpredictable?

Updated October 16, 2024

Players: 102/900 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2
Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Teleportation Mishaps: 1
Unbreakable Chains Forged: 4 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 7
Eternal Flames Captured: 8 Hidden Passages Discovered: 2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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