Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to worry about any prison drama like that! Our server is a safe space for all players, regardless of race or background.

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments. Build your dream world, battle epic mobs, and make friends with players from all over the world.

And don’t worry, there won’t be any demands for ass here – unless you’re talking about kicking ass in PvP battles! So come on in and let’s have a blast together. Who knew Minecraft could be so wild and unpredictable?

Updated October 16, 2024

Players: 102/600 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Unicorn Sightings: 0 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3 Cursed Villages Purged: 4
Mythical Quests Completed: 37 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1
Enchanted Teapots Collected: 20 Eternal Flames Captured: 6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2 Mystic Runes Engraved: 3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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