so, like, u know how russians went and destroyed this printing house in ukraine, right? well, now u can help out by joining this cray cray minecraft server! we gonna be printing textbooks for ukrainian students, yo! imagine the gratitude on their lil faces when they see all the books we gonna make for them! plus, u can build ur own printing house in minecraft and show those russians who’s boss! join now for a wild ride of printing and building, it’s gonna be lit fam!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players: 100/900 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed: 2 Endless Mazes Conquered: 4
Holy Grails Found: 1 Legendary Heroes Trained: 6
Volcanoes Explored: 1 Forbidden Tomes Read: 4
Herobrine Sightings: 7 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 18
Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Phantom Blocks Placed: 3

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • Crafty Creeper Chaos: Not in Your Top 10 Minecraft Servers!

    Crafty Creeper Chaos: Not in Your Top 10 Minecraft Servers!
    Tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn more than a sleepy sheep? Well, get ready to have your mind blown and your pickaxe sharpened because our server is like no other!

    Join us if you want to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle zombie chickens with laser swords, and build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks (because why not?).

    We have secret hidden treasure chests filled with unlimited diamonds, a never-ending buffet of cake, and a pet dragon that will roast your enemies to a crisp.

    So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to boring and hello to the craziest, most epic Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t find anything like this in your top 10…or anywhere else for that matter!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 102/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 8
    Horror Stories Survived: 3 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 1
    Epic Shields Constructed: 33 Immortal Anvils Forged: 8
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 7 Dragonkin Hatched: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • BradCraft: The Sequel – Now with Extra Eso!

    BradCraft: The Sequel – Now with Extra Eso!
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where the creepers dance to disco music and the pigs wear top hats.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for beatboxing. Rumor has it that if you defeat him in a rap battle, he’ll drop a diamond-encrusted microphone for you to use.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a maze of lava and waterfalls. Just be sure to hold onto your minecart, things can get a little bumpy!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Eso brad 2https://youtu.be/eNvY2NUjoJs (Disclaimer: Top hats for pigs not guaranteed)

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 96/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 5 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 7 Gryphons Tamed: 3
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 6 Runes Activated: 8
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Cursed Statues Activated: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • KiaraCraft: Where Creepers Fear to Tread

    KiaraCraft: Where Creepers Fear to Tread
    Are you tired of being banned from YouTube channels for no reason? Do you want to interact with your favorite vtubers without fear of being kicked out? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the place for you!

    Join us and experience a world where you can freely chat with your favorite vtubers, including the amazing Kiara! Our server is the perfect place to learn how to be the best vtuber you can be, all while having a blast in the world of Minecraft.

    Don’t miss out on this opportunity to connect with your idols and become a vtuber pro. Join our server today and let the fun begin!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 101/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Mythical Relics Collected: 14
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 4 Battle Standards Raised: 6
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 4 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2
    Mythical Quests Completed: 33 Dragonkin Hatched: 4
    Wilderness Tamed: 18 Pirate Ships Raided: 1

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • StinkyCraft: Where even the creepers wear deodorant! Join us for a fragrant adventure in blocky bliss!

    StinkyCraft: Where even the creepers wear deodorant! Join us for a fragrant adventure in blocky bliss!
    Are you tired of dueling with stinky opponents on other Minecraft servers? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for you to battle it out without having to hold your breath. We’ve banned bad body odor from both men and women duelists, so you can focus on strategizing your next move instead of trying not to gag.

    Join us and experience a world where hygiene is not just recommended, it’s mandatory! Our server is so fresh and so clean, you’ll never have to worry about funky smells ruining your gaming experience. Plus, you never know what crazy stories you’ll hear about players getting kicked out of tournaments for neglecting their self-care.

    So come on over and join the fun! Who knew that staying clean could lead to epic duels and hilarious tales of smelly showdowns? Don’t miss out on the action – join our Minecraft server today!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 104/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2 Powerful Allies Recruited: 5
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 24 Potions Brewed: 110
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 3 Goblin Markets Raided: 10
    Demon Skulls Collected: 28 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 25
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Cursed Swords Broken: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • Crafty AF: Where ‘Asking for a friend’ is the only rule! LOL

    Crafty AF: Where ‘Asking for a friend’ is the only rule! LOL
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever set foot on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the wild adventures that await you here.

    Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly a pack of creepers start breakdancing around you. But fear not, because our server has a secret weapon – disco armor! Put on this groovy gear and watch as those creepers bust a move right outta there.

    And don’t even get me started on the bottom part of the world. Legend has it that there’s a secret underground rave going on down there, hosted by none other than the Ender Dragon. Rumor has it she’s a killer DJ.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft experience of your life!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 90/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Chaos Gates Opened: 0 Magic Crystals Found: 25
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 6 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Haunted Mines Explored: 3
    Endless Legions Commanded: 35 Players Killed by Monsters: 610
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6 Astral Amulets Crafted: 16

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • Medieval Mayhem Minecraft Madness

    Medieval Mayhem Minecraft Madness
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the horrors of modern /b/ and dive into a world of blocky adventures! Our server is like a blue board paradise, free from the coomers and polfags that plague other servers.

    Once upon a time, this server was known as the incel board, but now it’s been transformed into the fabulous /lgbt/ board, where fags can freely larp as women and embrace their true selves. We even have a special general dedicated to fags with over 2000 threads – talk about dedication!

    Join us on this wild ride of creativity and chaos, where you can build, explore, and laugh your way through the craziest Minecraft server around. Who needs reality when you have a world like this to escape to?

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 105/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 1 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 3 Royal Decrees Issued: 5
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 4 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 3 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Paranormal Events Investigated: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • Pixelated Waifu Adventures: Minecraft Server of Questionable Content

    Pixelated Waifu Adventures: Minecraft Server of Questionable Content
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Well, look no further because on our server, we have AI-generated blacked hentai of your waifu! That’s right, you can watch your favorite anime character get down and dirty in ways you never thought possible while building your dream world in Minecraft. Join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and some questionable content that will have you coming back for more. Who knew Minecraft could be this entertaining? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 109/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Goblin Markets Raided: 3 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1
    Lost Souls Rescued: 5 Mines Excavated: 3886
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 11 Emeralds Found: 1935
    Living Statues Befriended: 3 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1
    Ores Mined: 9002 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 15

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • Blocky Banter: Where Creepers Are More Welcome Than That Racist Guy

    Blocky Banter: Where Creepers Are More Welcome Than That Racist Guy
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only rule is to have a good time and leave all your worries at the door. Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, a group of players joined our server and discovered a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. They were so excited that they started a dance party in the middle of a creeper-infested forest. The creepers were so impressed by their sick dance moves that they decided to join in and boogie down with them.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron beak. He challenges players to epic chicken jousting tournaments and rewards the winners with golden eggs that hatch into rare and exotic pets.

    So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination, then come join us and let’s create some epic memories together. Just remember to watch out for the Chicken King – he’s a tough bird to crack!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 109/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 6 Dragons Tamed: 4
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3 Gryphons Tamed: 3
    Dragon Eggs Found: 5966 Hidden Passages Discovered: 7
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4 Teleportation Mishaps: 1
    Undead Armies Raised: 2 Shadow Figures Spotted: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • Norwegian Nonsense: Bergen’s Big Brother Minecraft Server

    Norwegian Nonsense: Bergen’s Big Brother Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of sharing your Minecraft world with pesky villagers and wandering traders? Look no further than our server! We can guarantee you a population that is 99% ethnically Minecraftian, with absolutely no migrants in sight. Say goodbye to diversity and hello to pure blocky bliss! Join now for a truly authentic Minecraft experience like no other.

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 93/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 38 Zombie Dances: 3
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Undead Armies Raised: 2
    Arcane Towers Raised: 4 Epic Bosses Defeated: 4
    Farms Harvested: 943 Enchantments Applied: 80
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 2 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • HorizonCraft: Where Creepers are the Real MVP!

    HorizonCraft: Where Creepers are the Real MVP!
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, have I got the server for you! Imagine a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers are actually friendly and just want to give you a hug. That’s right, on our server, anything is possible!

    Join us on this wild ride where the horizon is the limit (see what I did there?) and let your imagination run wild. Build a castle made entirely of cake, ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie chickens, or challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. The possibilities are endless!

    So why settle for the same old Minecraft experience when you can join us and be a part of something truly epic? Come join our server and let the fun begin! Trust me, once you’ve experienced Horizon games, you’ll never want to go back to regular old Minecraft again.

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 99/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Dragons Tamed: 6
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5 Zombie Dances: 9
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 7 Mimic Chests Discovered: 5
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2 Dark Rituals Completed: 2
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 15 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • Pixelated Waifus: Where Minecraft meets Anime Ecstasy!

    Pixelated Waifus: Where Minecraft meets Anime Ecstasy!
    Step into a time machine and travel back to the groovy 80s and rad 90s on our Minecraft server! Forget about modern hags, these decades were all about sultry sex appeal and we’ve got it in spades.

    Join us for epic pixelated dance parties where you can bust a move to classic hits like “Thriller” and “Livin’ on a Prayer”. Don’t be surprised if you spot a few pixelated celebrities like Madonna or Michael Jackson wandering around, they just can’t get enough of our server.

    But that’s not all! Take a ride on our virtual rollercoaster that will have you screaming with delight as you soar through neon-colored landscapes and dodge pixelated dinosaurs. And be sure to visit our virtual mall where you can shop for the latest in retro fashion and accessories.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our Minecraft server and experience the nostalgia, the fun, and the outrageousness of the 80s and 90s like never before!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 101/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 2 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1
    Dragons Tamed: 6 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 8
    Astral Projections Made: 3 Magic Crystals Found: 24
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • Vatican Pain Scrolls – God’s Minecraft Server of LOLs

    Vatican Pain Scrolls – God’s Minecraft Server of LOLs
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, God himself is giving out life advice in the form of scrolls from the Vatican! That’s right, forget about diamonds and gold, on our server, the real treasure is the wisdom you’ll receive from the heavens above.

    Join us and embark on a quest to collect all the scrolls and unlock the secrets of the universe. Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover the meaning of life itself! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let God guide you on a hilarious and enlightening adventure like no other.

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 102/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Mines Excavated: 1297 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1
    Emeralds Found: 4905 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2
    Ether Blades Crafted: 12 Whispering Shadows Heard: 4
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 1 Endless Mazes Solved: 1
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 13 Secret Passages Found: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • Crafty Creeper Chaos: Where Pakistan Finds its Inner Dharam

    Crafty Creeper Chaos: Where Pakistan Finds its Inner Dharam
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and landscapes? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us as we embark on a wild journey to Pakistan, where we must RETVRN to the Dharam!

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – hidden deep within the Dharam lies a legendary diamond sword that has the power to turn your enemies into chickens! But be warned, the sword is guarded by a pack of rabid llamas who will stop at nothing to protect their treasure.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive DJ Enderman spinning some sick beats.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on our epic quest to Pakistan and let’s RETVRN to the Dharam together! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get turned into a chicken, that is).

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 104/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3 Runes Activated: 0
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 5 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 17 Ether Blades Crafted: 20

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • Blocky Shenanigans: Where the unexpected is expected!

    Blocky Shenanigans: Where the unexpected is expected!
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Look no further, because on our server, you’ll experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures you could ever imagine!

    Join us and witness the epic battle between a giant chicken and a horde of angry villagers, all while riding on the back of a flying pig! Or how about participating in our annual “Troll Olympics,” where players compete in ridiculous challenges like building the tallest tower out of TNT blocks without blowing themselves up?

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary “Dance Party Dungeon,” where players must bust a move to the beat of the creepers’ explosions in order to unlock rare loot and treasures!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Trust us, you’ll be saying “ITT: oh yeah that happened” in no time!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 108/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Glorious Feasts Held: 17 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Gryphons Tamed: 2
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 2 Elemental Crystals Collected: 58
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 28 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3
    Cursed Statues Activated: 1 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • Crafty Hunters United – Slash and Smash in ‘/mhg/’ Minecraft Server!

    Crafty Hunters United – Slash and Smash in ‘/mhg/’ Minecraft Server!
    Are you tired of being in the wilds? Do you want to escape the mundane and enter a world of monsters and adventure? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride where you can hunt down creatures, craft epic armor sets, and embark on quests that will leave you on the edge of your blocky seat.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is Steam Deck verified, so you can game on the go while fighting off ferocious beasts. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not set up and connect to our exclusive /mhg/ server for even more monster-hunting madness?

    Join us now and let the hunt begin! Who needs the wilds when you have a whole world of monsters to conquer in Minecraft?

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 101/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Gryphons Tamed: 4 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 3
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 3 Endless Staircases Climbed: 0
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 18

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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