Updated November 21, 2024
| Players: | 99/200 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 7 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 9708 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 10 |
| Falling into the Void: | 2 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 5 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 | Divine Spears Created: | 12 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 6 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.
But don’t worry, we have plenty of reasons for you to join our server. For starters, we have a secret underground beauty pageant where players compete to be crowned the most attractive in the land. The winner gets a diamond crown and a lifetime supply of virtual makeup!
Not only that, but we also have a “makeover mountain” where players can go to get a virtual makeover from our resident beauty expert, GlamourGamer69. She’s known for her impeccable contouring skills and can make even the blockiest of players look like supermodels.
So if you’re ready to show off your pixelated beauty and compete for the title of the fairest of them all, come join our SMP today! Just remember, if you’re not pretty enough, you might get kicked off the server. Beauty is serious business, after all.
