Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is not allowed unless it’s in the form of epic battles between players! Join us and leave all your real-life family drama behind as you embark on exciting adventures in our virtual world.

Forget worrying about upsetting your mom because you didn’t tell her about your pregnancy first – on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is gathering resources to build the most epic base ever!

Join now and experience the thrill of exploring vast landscapes, battling fierce mobs, and maybe even starting your own virtual family with other players. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the excitement you need right here in our Minecraft world?

Updated October 12, 2024

Players: 104/800 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended: 2 Talking Trees Consulted: 5
Dark Rituals Completed: 3 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4
Volcanoes Explored: 2 Magical Ponies Rescued: 8
Demonic Pacts Formed: 2 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3
Magic Crystals Found: 14 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • WarCraftMC Server: Zelenskyy’s Oil Strike

    WarCraftMC Server: Zelenskyy’s Oil Strike
    so, like, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u sumthing, dis server is like da craziest place u will ever be in, like, ever. we got creepers dat explode rainbows, zombies dat do da macarena, and skeletons dat shoot marshmallows. it’s like a party in da minecraft world, man.

    and, get dis, we got a secret underground base where u can find da rarest diamonds and emeralds, but watch out for da lava pits and giant spiders dat guard it. it’s like a treasure hunt but with more danger and excitement.

    oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster dat goes through a volcano? yeah, u heard me right, a freakin’ volcano. it’s like a thrill ride dat will make u scream and laugh at da same time.

    so, what are u waiting for? join dis server now and experience da most insane and hilarious adventures in da minecraft world. trust me, u won’t regret it.

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 94/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3
    Zombie Dances: 7 Ancient Ruins Explored: 1
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 5
    Cursed Lands Purified: 6 Celestial Gardens Planted: 7
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 2 Mines Excavated: 4722

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • PutinBdayHackers

    PutinBdayHackers
    Yo, so like, if you wanna join this cray cray Minecraft server, let me tell you a story that will blow your mind. So, like, these Ukrainian hackers were just chillin’ on Putin’s 72nd birthday, right? And they were like, “Yo, let’s mess with the Russian broadcasts, just for funsies.” And they did it, man! They straight up disrupted the whole thing, like a boss!

    So, if you wanna be part of this wild and crazy community, where anything can happen, then you gotta join this Minecraft server. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into? Maybe you’ll even become a hacker extraordinaire like those Ukrainian legends. So come on, join us and let’s make some chaos together!

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 110/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Legendary Items Repaired: 4 Divine Relics Bestowed: 11
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 6
    Undead Armies Raised: 5 Haunted Chests Opened: 0
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2 Gryphons Tamed: 2
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5 Ancient Ruins Explored: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • Bathroom Baby Boomers

    Bathroom Baby Boomers
    join our epic minecraft server and be part of the craziest adventures ever! we have a secret underground club where players can hook up and conceive children in the virtual bathrooms! it’s like a virtual love shack, but with creepers and zombies trying to crash the party! become part of the unofficial record of most virtual babies conceived in a game server! only the bravest and most adventurous players can handle the wild times on our server. so come join us and experience the madness for yourself!

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 92/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 19
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 6 Cursed Scrolls Read: 1
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 5 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2
    Alien Abductions: 5 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 8

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • BlockyBodily IntegrityCraft

    BlockyBodily IntegrityCraft
    JOIN our MINECRAFT server and PROTECT your bodily integrity like never before! Our server is like a fortress for your virtual body, where no one can touch you without your consent. We prioritize YOUR interests over everything else, even your parents’ crazy ideas or religious beliefs. So come on in and build your own castle of bodily autonomy, because on this server, YOU are the boss of your own body!

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 92/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Magic Wands Crafted: 13 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 3 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 20
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 3 Phantom Horses Ridden: 2
    Haunted Chests Opened: 6 Mysterious Portals Opened: 13

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • 💩 [new] 🚽 WASH AWAY UP 😡 BoxPvP №1 😈🗡️ Minecraft server

    💩 [new] 🚽 WASH AWAY UP 😡 BoxPvP №1 😈🗡️ Minecraft server

    IT IS ALLOWED TO HAVE A CROWD FUNERAL FOR FOURS!!

    If I briefly describe the type about uh… BosPVP mode, well, in short, damn, in general, this server is aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay they doing here they are doing aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa but getting in a box like rats locked in a box. in short and di in a4k0 dibil▬▬ι═══════ﺤ [нихрена тыква]

    ❓️ What awaits you in this NISHTYAKOV place?

    Get into the mines, dig up dirt and why don’t you exchange this garbage for Coins, and exchange this bullshit for even cooler stuff from our residents8==> ▄█▀█●

    ❌ Galya, 15% of things drop here at the start, prepare your ass for the battle for the mine)

    Your task is to become super cool by changing your initial homeless clothes for something better

    ❓️ What do we have here?

    Exclusive events: Lucky Blocks, Convoys, Bosses Support for clans, so you can have fun with your friends Auction, so you can sell your feces and buy someone else’s even more miserable gear Bosses you can rock out on: Ice, Flame, Nightmare – which one will you choose? Custom items, armor and weapons, so you can feel like a real hero or just a moron Ranks that can be raised by completing quests with the fucking /q command, remember the beggars Daily rewards, because even a fucking idiot needs some kind of incentive

    And this is all shit, come in, you won’t regret it!

    ❗❗❗ A complete degenerate admin is always ready to help, write to ds http://discord.gg/jb22FqCMSEX with gays??

    [пс. если поделиться этим сервером с другом, то завтра друга побреют налысо, типа не шутка]

    Tags…BoxPvP mode; BoxPvP mode; Pvp box; Box PVP; BoxPvP, HomelessPvP; BomjPVP; Server Homeless PvP; boxpvp server

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 94/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 6 Pirate Ships Raided: 0
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 50
    Evil Twin Fights: 4 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 20
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Astral Staffs Crafted: 12
    Vanishing Items Found: 6 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • Karlsson’s Simple Minecraft Pleasure: The Epic Saga Continues… Age 18+

    Karlsson’s Simple Minecraft Pleasure: The Epic Saga Continues… Age 18+

    Welcome to karlssonSMP!✨

    🚀 Season 3 launched on June 20th with Version 1.21.1!

    Since our humble beginnings in late August 2023, karlssonSMP has grown from a small group of friends into a vibrant community of dedicated players. Our goal is simple: to make you feel like you’re playing with friends, whether you’re a casual builder or a hardcore survivalist. Apply here.

    At karlssonSMP our priority is to maintain the essence of the original game by preserving its vanilla aspects. However, we’ve implemented a few quality of life features to ensure a smoother experience for all players.

    ⚔️ Features:

    Feature Description
    Custom Armor Statues Personalize your builds with custom armor stands.
    Mini Blocks & More Mob Heads Adding intricate details to your builds and collecting unique mob heads.
    Anti-Grief Measures Protecting your creations with anti-ghast and anti-enderman features.
    Multiplayer Sleep Avoid waiting out the night alone.
    Shopping District Enjoy community-driven shopping district.
    10k World Border Explore a vast world within a manageable boundary.
    Squaremap The karlssonSMP web map allows users to explore our world directly from their web browser.
    Map Resets Fresh starts every six months to keep things exciting (Season 3 started June 20th!)
    Simple Voice Chat Communicate effortlessly with fellow players using the simple voice chat mod.
    Player Head Drops Turning your PvP victories into trophies with player head drops

    💎 In-Game Cosmetics:

    We offer a variety of cosmetics, both free and premium, to enhance your in-game experience and let you express your unique style.

    🎥 Calling All Content Creators:

    Are you a Minecraft streamer or content creator? We’d love to have you share your adventures with our community! Join us and showcase your creativity on karlssonSMP.

    🚫 Zero Tolerance Policy:

    We are committed to maintaining a safe and fair gaming environment. Our strict rules against stealing, cheating, and griefing ensure that everyone can enjoy their time on karlssonSMP.

    🔒 Server Details:

    Platform: Java Edition on PaperMC
    Location: Europe
    Current Version: 1.21.1

    ⏩ How to Join:

    Joining is simple! Head over to our Discord server, fill out an application, and dive into the fun. Our community is waiting to welcome you!

    For more information and updates, visit our Discord. We can’t wait to see you on karlssonSMP!✨

    Join the Adventure Today!

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 102/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Epic Shields Constructed: 37 Epic Weapons Forged: 8
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Omnipotent Charms Created: 5
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 5
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 2 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • BlockyCraft Minecraft Server

    BlockyCraft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where you can’t have any fun? Well, look no further because our server is run by the one and only Mr. X, a mysterious figure who only comes out at night to wreak havoc on unsuspecting players. Join our server if you dare to face the challenge of avoiding Mr. X’s wrath while trying to survive and build your own empire.

    But be warned, Mr. X is a heavy sleeper so you better not wake him up or else you’ll have to deal with his army of zombie minions. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of his pet creeper, Fluffy, who loves to explode in your face when you least expect it.

    Join our server for a wild and unpredictable Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, ssh! Mr. X is sleeping… for now.

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 93/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Soul Swords Wielded: 3 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 5
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1
    Crops Grown: 6215 Dragon Scales Harvested: 407
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 1 Zombie Dances: 1
    Pirate Ships Raided: 3 Legendary Items Repaired: 7

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • The Joker’s Minecraft SMP Shenanigans

    The Joker’s Minecraft SMP Shenanigans
    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to witness The Joker trying to build a rollercoaster out of TNT, only to have it accidentally set off by a sneaky Enderman.

    Our server is filled with wacky shenanigans and unexpected twists at every turn. From zombie pigmen throwing a surprise birthday party for a creeper to villagers starting a rebellion against the iron golems, you never know what madness will unfold next.

    So if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with laughter, mayhem, and maybe a little bit of insanity, then come join us on this epic Minecraft adventure! Just be prepared to question everything you thought you knew about the game… and maybe even reality itself.

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 98/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Invisible Walls Found: 1 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 165
    Enchantments Applied: 278 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Royal Decrees Issued: 3
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 13

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • PunishCraft – No Room for 21F!

    PunishCraft – No Room for 21F!
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we offer a unique experience that will make you appreciate the simple things in life – like not sitting in a county dump for 8 hours a day!

    Join our server and experience the thrill of dodging virtual garbage while building your own empire. Who needs real-life probation when you can have virtual adventures instead?

    We promise not to make you sit among garbage for empathy, but we can’t guarantee that creepers won’t blow up your creations. It’s all part of the fun!

    So come join us for a wild ride filled with laughs, challenges, and maybe even a few unexpected twists. Who knows, you might even find yourself grateful for your own clean, garbage-free home after a day on our server. Let the virtual adventures begin!

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 108/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 6 Shadow Figures Spotted: 10
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Crystal Wands Charged: 11
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3 Epic Weapons Forged: 8
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Emeralds Found: 8436
    Horror Stories Survived: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 6995

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • CartoonCraze Minecraft SMP

    CartoonCraze Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, look no further because our server is like a cartoon come to life! Imagine building your dream base while dodging anvils falling from the sky, just like in your favorite Looney Tunes episode. And don’t even get me started on the mobs – we’ve got creepers that explode into confetti and zombies that break out into a synchronized dance routine when the sun comes up. So if you’re ready for a wacky, wild adventure that’s straight out of a cartoon, join us today!

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 104/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Crystal Wands Charged: 14 Eerie Music Discs Played: 3
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 33 Treasure Maps Found: 15
    Epic Shields Constructed: 21 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 3 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • BlockBusterBlues

    BlockBusterBlues
    Are you tired of mainstream movies bringing you down? Well, come join our Minecraft server and escape the sadness! Our server is so fun and wacky, you’ll forget all about those depressing movies. Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll be blessed with the ability to make any movie a comedy just by watching it. So say goodbye to tears and hello to laughter on our server!

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 104/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 8 Eerie Music Discs Played: 3
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Secret Passages Found: 4
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 11 Unseen Monsters Slain: 1
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4 Infernal Machines Built: 2
    Pirate Ships Raided: 3 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 3

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • MicroCraftMedicine

    MicroCraftMedicine
    LOL, if u wanna win a nobel prize in minecraft medicine, join our server!! we got american biologists who discovered microRNA in the game!! u can cure all the pixelated diseases and become a minecraft doctor!! come join the fun and maybe u can win ur own nobel prize!! 🏆🔬 #minecraftmedicinewinners #nobelprizeinminecraft

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 97/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Phantom Ships Sailed: 2
    Infinity Stones Found: 4 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Villages Defended: 15
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 5 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • Mystical Minds Minecraft Server

    Mystical Minds Minecraft Server
    Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just have the same old stuff? Well, come join our server where we offer a DMT-harmine combination that will elevate your transcendence and insight while you play!

    Imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly experiencing a mystical experience that will blow your mind! Non-dual awareness will have you questioning reality while emotional breakthroughs will have you crying tears of joy as you build your epic creations.

    Forget about those placebo servers, join us for lasting increases in well-being and a Minecraft experience like no other. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and let’s get trippy together!

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 95/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cursed Amulets Found: 1 Mythical Swords Crafted: 92
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 6 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2 Evil Twin Fights: 5
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 7 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 11
    Cursed Villages Purged: 1 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • CollapseCraft Minecraft Server

    CollapseCraft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place to escape the chaos of the real world? Look no further than our server! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – Trump’s campaign is collapsing and the only safe haven is our Minecraft server! We have secret underground bunkers filled with diamonds, a rollercoaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano, and even a pet llama named Larry who can spit fireballs at griefers. So come join us and escape the madness of the real world – plus, where else can you say you survived a collapsing presidential campaign while building a giant statue of a creeper?

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 106/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 16 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7 Battle Standards Raised: 14
    Orbs of Power Found: 6 Demonic Pacts Formed: 3
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7 Backwards Speech Heard: 3
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2 Underground Cities Explored: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • Mugi Monday Minecraft SMP

    Mugi Monday Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where every day is a party and every block is a potential prank waiting to happen.

    Picture this: it’s Mugi Monday, the one day of the week where everything is turned upside down. Villagers trade diamonds for dirt, creepers wear party hats, and the Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood kitten looking for belly rubs. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

    But that’s not all! We have weekly events like “Taco Tuesday” where players compete to build the best taco stand, “Wacky Wednesday” where gravity is optional, and “Funky Friday” where the entire server turns into a disco party complete with glowstone dance floors and music discs galore.

    So why wait? Join us on our zany Minecraft SMP and let the good times roll. Who knows what kind of ridiculous adventures and shenanigans await you? Just remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding sheep).

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 104/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cursed Statues Activated: 2 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1
    Chaos Gates Opened: 0 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 16 Cursed Amulets Found: 4
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 15 Crystal Wands Charged: 10
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 4 Hidden Passages Discovered: 7

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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