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Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 99/400 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Endless Legions Commanded: 19
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4 Phantom Knights Defeated: 5
Magic Items Found: 7383 Zombie Dances: 10
Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5 Elemental Crystals Collected: 58
Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Mystic Runes Engraved: 1

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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